Oversharer, drunk and holding a random guy beside him: Hacker, look. I met John Stamos! Hacker: That is not John Stamos! Oversharer, pointing at his and the random guy's belly-buttons: Hey, Hacker, John Stamos and I got our ears pierced! Hacker: That is not your ear. Oversharer: Hacker, John Stamos died... Why? Why, God? Why did you take John Stamos? back in the present Oversharer: …That doesn't sound so bad. Hacker: Oh, I forgot to mention: you were naked for a lot of that. back in the time where Oversharer was drunk Oversharer, naked and still sobbing: Stamos!… back in the present Hacker: Also, it wasn't here. It was at my office. again at the time where Oversharer was drunk, this time at Hacker's office Oversharer: We thought night swimming would be fun, but the current was too strong!… *again, at the present* Oversharer: ...Oh god, I wasn't driving around, was I?