Hacker: We brought you a birthday gift. Cyberbully: Is that the royal "we"? Oversharer: Whiskey with a pickle juice chaser. It's our station's birthday tradition. Cyberbully: Lovely! How can I refuse? Can I refuse? Hacker: Of course you can. and we'll always think less of you.
Phisher: You want me to babysit? Cyberbully: Well, "my mum in the body of a disturbingly hot woman"-sit, but yes, for now.