Logan. "Why don't you believe ghosts are real?"
Janus. "I've never seen one."
Logan. "Okay, I mean, there's a lot of things that you can't see that you— that are real."
Janus. "What can't I see?"
Logan. "You can't see gravity, that's real."
Janus. "Yeah, I can drop an apple."
Logan. "Fuck."
Patton. "I wonder what's in that closet. Nope, don't even check."
Remus. "I'll check. What if I open this and a thousand rattlesnakes jump out?"
Patton. "Then I'm gonna run."
Remus. "Alright. Let's boogie, boys!" (Opens closet.) "It's a mattress. And dirt."
(Later)
Patton. "What's in this one?"
Remus. "This is fun, because now you have to open this door, because I opened that one. What if you pick the wrong one and there's like a, a clown with a decaying face in there?"
Patton. (Mocking) "'What if you pick the wrong one and there's a fucking clown with a decaying face in there?'"
Logan. "Open the door. Stop joking."
Patton. (Pause) "What if— Okay, I'm running, just letting you know."
Remus. Oh my god.
Janus. What?
Remus. It's a fucking dead bird.
Janus. What? Oh, that's an omen, or something.
Patton. Why is there a dead bird in here?
Logan. There was probably a live bird in here and then something happened that made it dead.
Remus. Oh. Great analysis, doc. Oh Jesus, it's all rotted and it's eyes are gone, this is horrifying.
Logan. Well, its eyes aren't gonna stick around.