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This actually made me laugh.
Ulterior Motives outtakes
“Kyle, no offense but your relationship with Cartman makes me wanna kill myself,” Stan deadpanned.
“Yeah, I agree, I’ve never been suicidal but even I feel like killing myself,” Clyde added.
“Woah woah woah, come on you guys, you can’t kill yourselves,” Cartman panicked.
Cartman handed Kyle a gun.
“The blood has to be on Kyle’s hands.”
“WHAT THE FUCK.”
Reason for outtake: Stan is too mean in this, I don’t think he’d say that + Cartman making Kyle kill people is probably too much
It was SO funny to me when I wrote it
Lmk if I should show more outtakes
A demon and angel au where Cartman is a demon and Kyle is an angel in medieval times. Cartman can turn into anything like a siren or an old man, you name it, and he basically causes chaos and stuff. Kyle is always tryna stop him bc yk its Kyle and they both kinda protect Stan and Kenny cuz they're just peasants in a kingdom. So one day, Cartman is shot down by a bounty hunter after word gets out a demon in haunting the kingdom, and obviously Kyle is super mad (he's also worshipped and treated extremely well by the people in the kingdom since yk he's an angel) so he wants to destroy the kingdom but Stan and Kenny calm him down by telling him he should disguise as a human, earn the princesses trust, and get Cartman out safely. So he does that, basically the princess falls in love with him, and he saves Cartman before he can be killed
Ok guys, Kyman au. Cartman runs away bc life in South Park was so overwhelming and Kyle is devastated and pissed, swearing to find him and beat his ass bc yk kyman and basically Cartman becomes a famous movie star and he's looking for a manager, so what does Kyle do? Sign up to be his manager and Cartman is all 😲 and Kyle is all 👿. But you know happily ever after :)
i drink to forget but i always rember fhjfyuf why did i do this? edit. tumblr makes it look gray n shit i dunno why
the idea that the very last episode reveals with kyman being canon all along is not only the funniest thing in the world, but its such a big fucking troll to the entire fandom. i think i’ll name my first child after the show.
I feel like it would be funny as like an ending to the show or somewhere near the end, Cartman and Kyle are just holding hands or were like "I don't like this, but it's happening." if/when the others find out.
vincent van gogh if he was peak
debating drawing this
This genuinely looks like a scene where Kyle’s about to confess to his mother he’s dating a boy and not just any boy,— ERIC CARTMAN— who looks to be well groomed (getting all fancy in order to sway Ms. Brovfloski to give her son over to him perhaps?)
I wouldn’t be surpised if there was a whoooole ep somewhat related to a plot or scheme cartman has Kyle in on.
i’m super tired so i’ll probably come back to this but, i’ve always wanted to see kyman fics that didn’t neglect stan and kyle’s friendships. they’re best friends, and their friendship isn’t clashing with kyle and erics relationship, i think if the fic does it right, it could enrich it. okay goodnight
i would kill myself for this fic
“Wasn’t rigged. Told you I could do it. Took me only two tries.”
- Scene from “fake it ‘till you make it”