Steddie - Blog Posts

Steve: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Eddie : *trips over a tree branch and flips off the tree*

Steve: That one. I want that one

draw something with Steddie at Halloween - watching a scary movie and holding hands or something 🖤

Dustin: So, are you two dating now? Steve & Eddie: Yes. Dustin: Why? Steve: I happen to find Eddie very appealing. Dustin: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with him

Dustin: H-how do you ask someone out? Eddie: Well, first- Steve: Don't ask Eddie, he asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot. Dustin: ...And you said yes

Eddie: Where are my fucking keys?

Steve: Eddie, Dustin is around, can you say it a little nicer?

Eddie: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!

Some steddie fall vibes

Just some doodles. Let me know if i should do a colored version or anything else you want to see

Eddie: Is something burning?

Steve , leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Eddie: Steve , the toaster's on fire

Dustin: Ooh, somebody has a crush

Steve: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Eddie I just think he's cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him.

*Later that night*

Steve, very much awake: Uh oh

Steve: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Eddie : *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

Dustin: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!

Eddie : Bet you I can!

Steve: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper

I will never emotionally recover

Dustin: Robin is late again.

Steve: How did this happen? I called her at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.

Eddie: I printed up a fake schedule for her saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.

Nancy: I set her clock to say PM when it’s really AM.

Dustin: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.

*Robin bursts through the door*

Robin: WHAT TIME IS IT!?!

Dustin: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Eddie : Well Steve and I-

Steve: *elbows Eddie *

Eddie : ...wouldn't know

The dream team❤❤

Dustin: So, what is Eddie to you?

Steve: The reason I wake up every morning.

Dustin: ...That’s adorable.

Eddie earlier that morning, barging into Steve′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

Eddie, throwing his head into Steve's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Steve, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

Eddie: Steve, my old friend!

Steve: I think you tried to kill me at some point.

Eddie: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

Steve : You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Nancy: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Steve : That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Nancy: But I heard a siren.

Eddie: That was Robin.

Robin: Sorry, I got nervous

Just my contribution to the Steddie fans❤❤

Nancy: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Robin: I sleep with a knife.

Eddie: Both of you are pathetic.

Nancy: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Eddie: Steve.

This app is giving me way too much power

Thisddie#steve harrington#edddie munson#my poor heart#How frickin dare they

Watching Steddie progress and then immediate end was like watching a speadrun Destiel

Steve, trying to flirt: No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

Eddie: …My eyes are brown.

Dustin: Ok, thanks dads.

Everyone: …

Dustin: Why’s everyone staring at me?

Robin: You just called Steve and Eddie your dads. You said, “Thanks dads”.

Dustin: What no I didn’t, I said thanks guys.

Steve: Do you see us as father figures Henderson?

Dustin: No! If anything I see you both as bother figures cause you’re always bothering me!

Nancy: Hey! Show your dads some respect!

Dustin: I didn’t call them my dads!

Eddie: No, no, no, Dustin, we take it as a compliment.

Mike: It’s not a big deal, one time I called El “Will”.

Dustin: Guys! Jump on that! Mike’s madly in love with will but still dating El!

Max: Old news! But you calling Steve and Eddie your daddy’s-

Dustin: Hey! Daddy is not on the table here!

Lucas: But you did call them your dads dude.

Dustin: You shut up! You’ve done nothing but lie since you got here!

Lucas: Ok I’ll admit, I stole your DnD book, but the dad thing? That happened.

Dustin: AHAH! Lucas admitted to stealing my DnD book! It was a trap! All a part of my crazy, devious plan.

Steve: We believe you.

Dustin: Thank you.

Eddie: Son, would you like to talk about it later over a, game of catch?

Dustin: …I’d like that.

Nancy: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Robin: I did, I bro-

Nancy: No. No you didn’t. Eddie?

Eddie, messing with Steve: Don’t look at me, look at Steve

Steve: What? I didn’t break it.

Eddie: Huh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Steve: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.

Dustin, also messing with Steve: Suspicious.

Steve: No it’s not!

Lucas: If it matters, probably not but, Erica was the last one to use it.

Erica: Liar I don’t even drink that crap!

Lucas: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Erica: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that LUCAS!

Robin: Ok, ok, let’s not fight! I broke it! Let me pay for it Nance.

Nancy: No. Who broke it?

Dustin: Nancy…Max has been awfully quiet.

Max: Really?!?

Dustin: yeah really!

Max: Oh my god!

(Arguing in the background)

Nancy: I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it.

Eddie, DMing a game for the Fruity Four: *BBEG voice* And now, time for the deadliest game of them all…

Robin, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Eddie: …Actually I was just gonna send his minions to hunt you for sport but now I’m seriously interested in whatever the fück Knife Monopoly is.

Steve and Nancy talking to Robin, Eddie and the kids: I am at a loss for words.

Robin: Despite being at a loss for words, they both continued to yell ut us for the next 45 minutes.

Eddie: I hate physical touch and any signs of affection. It’s just gross and unnecessary.

Robin: You’re literally sitting in Steve’s lap.

Eddie: That’s…irrelevant.