Laravel

Steve X Eddie - Blog Posts

2 years ago

Steve: Hey Eddie, what's up?

Eddie: Up is a 2009 computer-animated film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and released by Walt Disney Pictures. The film was directed by Pete Docter, co-directed by Bob Peterson (in his feature directorial debut...)

Steve: Why do I try?


Tags
2 years ago

Imagine Steve and Eddie listening to Taylor Swift (specifically Hey Stephen) and everyone assuming Steve turned Eddie into a Swiftie but it was actually Eddie who turned Steve.


Tags
2 years ago

Eddie: We both look very handsome tonight.

Steve: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Eddie: I couldn't take that chance


Tags
2 years ago

Dustin, texting Eddie: Eddie! Help I’m being kidnapped Eddie: Where are you? Dustin: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Eddie: I’ll call Steve. Steve, answering his cell: Y’ello? Eddie: Where’s Dustin? He texted me that he was being kidnapped. Steve: Dustin? What do you mean, he's literally right next to me- Steve: Steve: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* Steve: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! Dustin: WHO ARE YOU?!


Tags
2 years ago

*Steve crying because of Nancy* Eddie:Ā There there, Steve. Steve, still crying:Ā Thanks, but how did you get into my room? Eddie:Ā Great question-


Tags
2 years ago

Steve to Dustin:Ā First rule of battle... don’t ever let them know where you are.

Eddie, shooting out of frame:Ā WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! Steve:Ā Of course, there are other schools of thought


Tags
2 years ago

Steve: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Eddie : *trips over a tree branch and flips off the tree*

Steve: That one. I want that one


Tags
2 years ago

Dustin:Ā So, are you two dating now? Steve & Eddie:Ā Yes. Dustin:Ā Why? Steve:Ā I happen to find Eddie very appealing. Dustin:Ā Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with him


Tags
2 years ago

Dustin:Ā H-how do you ask someone out? Eddie:Ā Well, first- Steve:Ā Don't ask Eddie, he asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot. Dustin:Ā ...And you said yes


Tags
2 years ago

Eddie: Where are my fucking keys?

Steve: Eddie, Dustin is around, can you say it a little nicer?

Eddie: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!


Tags
2 years ago

Eddie: Is something burning?

Steve , leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Eddie: Steve , the toaster's on fire


Tags
2 years ago

Dustin: Ooh, somebody has a crush

Steve: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Eddie I just think he's cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him.

*Later that night*

Steve, very much awake: Uh oh


Tags
2 years ago

Steve: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Eddie : *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!


Tags
2 years ago

Dustin: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!

Eddie : Bet you I can!

Steve: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper


Tags
2 years ago

Dustin: Robin is late again.

Steve: How did this happen? I called her at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.

Eddie: I printed up a fake schedule for her saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.

Nancy: I set her clock to say PM when it’s really AM.

Dustin: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.

*Robin bursts through the door*

Robin: WHAT TIME IS IT!?!


Tags
2 years ago

Dustin: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Eddie : Well Steve and I-

Steve: *elbows Eddie *

Eddie : ...wouldn't know


Tags
2 years ago

Dustin: So, what is Eddie to you?

Steve: The reason I wake up every morning.

Dustin: ...That’s adorable.

Eddie earlier that morning, barging into Steve′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!


Tags
2 years ago

Eddie, throwing his head into Steve's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Steve, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.


Tags
2 years ago

Eddie: Steve, my old friend!

Steve: I think you tried to kill me at some point.

Eddie: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.


Tags
Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags