*laughs in free university
And then one day, you don't get the job done, the illusion collapses into a black hole of anxiety and stress, and you simply scroll away your sorrows, waiting for the next deadline while looking at cute kittens and reading smartass quotes that validate your lack of energy.
I honestly would rather get extra work than be grouped with people I don't know on an assignment
Or even be grouped with people I know
Just leave me alone dammit