Superboy - Blog Posts
Kon, about Tim: I mean, yeah, he's clearly mentally ill. But you gotta admit it's a little charming watching him walk around pretending like he's not.
Bruce, presenting a slideshow: any questions?
Damian: father, Jon has been a excellent influence on me, I request he be allowed in Gotham still
Bruce, thinking: uhh
Tim: Kon isn’t a great influence but I’d listen to him any day
Bruce: Do I need to go back to slide 26?
Tim:
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Jon, Kon and Clark sitting in their living room:
Jon: I think Batman just sent me a death threat
Kon: congrats, you’ve officially made the ‘Kent/Super family hate slideshow’
Jon: the..what?
Clark: that’s what happens when you break up with Batman
Jon: you dated Batman??
Clark: yes?
Jon:
Kon: Wait is that why I’m into Tim… is this a genetic thing??
Lois, listening in: No it’s unrelated to Batman, you like Tim because all Kent’s like dating people who stand their ground.
Kon: oh
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... I didn't need to cry today, but it's worth it.
i like to think that when tim first started as robin he noticed that bruce would overwork himself to the point where he’d forget to eat so he decided to just feed the man himself.
“Here’s a granola bar Batman,”
“What.”
“You look like a starved victorian child eat it,”
like i know people usually write tim as the one who forgets to eat but i feel like the boy would schedule eating times for himself and even if they weren’t all nutritious at least he ate.
In young justice lex and conner should have had the same relationship as danny and vlad in danny phantom in this essay i will-
The other night dear, as I lay sleeping I dreamed I held you in my arms But when I awoke, dear, I was mistaken So I hung my head and I cried
The other night dear, as I lay sleeping I dreamed I held you in my arms But when I awoke, dear, I was mistaken So I hung my head and I cried
The other night dear, as I lay sleeping I dreamed I held you in my arms But when I awoke, dear, I was mistaken So I hung my head and I cried
The other night dear, as I lay sleeping I dreamed I held you in my arms But when I awoke, dear, I was mistaken So I hung my head and I cried
The other night dear, as I lay sleeping I dreamed I held you in my arms But when I awoke, dear, I was mistaken So I hung my head and I cried
The other night dear, as I lay sleeping I dreamed I held you in my arms But when I awoke, dear, I was mistaken So I hung my head and I cried
The other night dear, as I lay sleeping I dreamed I held you in my arms But when I awoke, dear, I was mistaken So I hung my head and I cried
YJ98 as stupid shit my friends and I have said
Fic
"May the odds be ever in your fucking favor YOU HAVE AUTISM" -Bart to Tim
"I feel like a husband finding out his wife is pregnant for the fourth time" -Kon
"And I thought those plumber porn videos were lies" "WHAT?" "Being in here is making me realize all those awkward angles aren't unrealistic" -Cassie and Cissie
"That sounds like a drag queen prostitute or a Wreck it Ralph villain that is a little too cunty to be straight" -Bart (probably about Slobo)
"Men are weird, THAT man deserves to be studied under close observation" -Red Tornado about Bart
"I thought macaroons were a fruit no joke" -Bart
"Alright streetwalker put the money makers away we're going to see GOD" -Anita to Cassie
"Ah yes before the time travel but after the world-ending apocalypse" -Kon
"Why do you have so much-autism" -Kon to Tim
"He will have to bestie up with Jesus Christ, and I'm JEWISH. Do you know hard you have to partner up with someone else's god?!" -Tim
"Oh boy 800 mg ibuprofen and chocolate cake, truly the food of kings" -Greta to Tim
Look I’m just saying if you don’t write young justice as ride or die-down for murder for each other at a moments notice you’re writing them wrong
Look I’m just saying canonically pretty much every pairing that could’ve happened DID happen in young justice and it would Make more sense for them to be a polycule-
Something about the young justice core four (and young justice in general)-never quite living up to the others-always striving for more-just wanting to make a NAME for themselves something that was just theirs-finding a home in one another and finding people who loved them without seeing the ghosts of others
I just love found family troupe and young justice at its core fits it <333
anxiouslowercase’s FANCAST » charles melton as KON-EL / SUPERBOY
“He said I wasn’t the real Superboy… he was wrong. I just forgot for a little while… we all forgot… don’t let them forget again.”
“Sorry, pal. Crash my party, you get bounced!” Conner Kent | Superboy in ‘Reign of the Supermen’
Billy Batson memes bc im in the mood-
Please I would like more billy spilling tea.(also this batkid au is so fun you are amazing)
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND
(Thank you! I've had this idea for a while so I'm very excited to be able to yell about it!)
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Billy, half naked on top of Bruce Wayne's car: Superman punched Green Arrow today
Damian, getting out of Bruce Wayne's car: Oh?
Billy, slowly sliding off the car: It's cause he was bragging about the fact that he had sex with your dad
Damian:
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Billy, duct tapped to the wall: Robin stabbed Green Lantern and called him a little bitch, and now Hank is crying
Damian, duct tapping Billy to the wall: Good for Robin.
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Billy, covered in swamp water: Have you seen Damian?
Cass: *signing* No, why?
Billy: I need to tell him about how Barry accidentally poisoned Diana
Cass:
Cass: *signing* I am intrigued
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Billy, wearing a strangely fancy suit: Hi, Mr. Wayne sir, can you tell Damian that Hank and Iris are fighting at Denny's tommorow at three a.m?
Bruce:
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Billy, stuck in a sleeping bag: Superman said that Jon was an angel and Robin was going to burn in hell
Jon, also stuck in a sleeping bag: Nice
Duke, Damian, Cass: *Laughing*
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Shazam (Billy): Damian said you guys were over rated nerds
Shazam (Billy): Except Diana.
Green Arrow (Oliver Queen): Are you spilling tea, or delivering a message
Shazam (Billy):
Flash (Barry Allen): Don't answer that
Kon design from an au that exists only in my head
Every night I think about DCs untapped sitcom potential that is Conner Luthor-Kent
A little preview of my fancomic about Conner.
I don't know if I'll be able to finish that project. It's definitely not perfect and it's taking me so much time but writing the script definitely brought me joy and I just had to share it.
Definitely a good training anyway.
gettin full-named and receiving psychic damage
