Peach:They just don't make ominous disasters like they used to. Toad: Wish THEY knew that.
Cloop: Ungh! Sorry! Not happen again!
Cloop: Unnnngh. Beatles dead.
Toad: It's time for another Good Idea, Bad Idea.
Toadette: Toad, have you figured out what to do? Toad: Hold out and wait for the end. Toadette: That’s morbid! Toad: End -credits-. Nobody dies in a Mario game except the villain.
Peach: No day like a warm day!
(Artist’s note: Not a Cleanup Crew sketch, just something I put together after discovering they made pants that were white on one side and black on the other).
Bowser: I’m a complicated guy.
(Artist’s Note: Some practice of the King of Awesome’s expressions. I couldn’t help but notice that Bowser’s face isn’t really built for emotion. His mouth doesn’t grin or frown unless you toon it up.)
Toad: Your highness, we seriously need to talk about your taste in accessories.
Toad: You’d be amazed at how strong the Minister is.
Toadsworth: Mushrooms get stronger with age.
Toad: I can see the resemblance. Peach: People keep telling me that. (Author’s Note: Happy Monday!)
Toadette: What do you MEAN you’re quitting the castle staff? You can’t quit in the middle of a crisis!
Toad: WATCH ME.
Peach: I don’t bite. Unless it’s called for.
(Author’s note: Happy monday!)
Toad: Your highness, we really need to start locking the front door. Peach: Now is NOT the time for the security council!
Peach: Who needs homeowner’s insurance when you’ve got magic?
(Author’s Note: Happy Monday! New Cleanup Crew today!)
Peach: Can’t you two get along for once? It’s like dealing with children! Toad: Make her stop TOUCHING ME! (Author’s note: New strip up!)
Toad: Never. Never in a million years. (Author’s Note: The stream of consciousness is a strange and fascinating thing. Wrinkling the scrap of paper I saved my idea on is not).