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Luigi: Took you long enough! Toad: Oh, sure, blame the short guy! Mario: Let’s-a Go!
Toad: 'Join the Mushroom Retainers!' they said. 'YOU'LL FLY FOR FREE!' THEY SAID.
Director: Sorry, Toad. I know how much effort you've put in, but we the writing staff botched it and you have to do all your comics over. Toad: I would like to submit a formal complaint to the effect that 'this is not a well-organized endeavor'.
Toad: The things I do on this job. Peach: I told you I can float! Perry:So do I, but I make it a policy to never turn down free rides.
Toad: Y'know, I remember when the weirdest thing that happened on this job was getting turned into bricks.
Toad: I keep a list of all the bad ideas I encounter in life. This is now Item 7.
Princess Peach: I’m not sure what I’ve just stepped in, but I want it dead.
Toad: Are paint monsters even really alive? Or are they just animated?
Toad: It’s time for another Good Idea, Awful Idea.
Toadette: Say, there’s a nice-looking monster!
Toad: For the last time, we are NOT stopping for directions!
Cloop: Ungh! Sorry! Not happen again!
Cloop: Unnnngh. Beatles dead.
Toad: It's time for another Good Idea, Bad Idea.
Toadette: Toad, have you figured out what to do? Toad: Hold out and wait for the end. Toadette: That’s morbid! Toad: End -credits-. Nobody dies in a Mario game except the villain.
Toad: I’m not paid enough for this! Toadette: But you’re not paid anything in the first place. Toad: Exactly!
Peach: No day like a warm day!
(Artist’s note: Not a Cleanup Crew sketch, just something I put together after discovering they made pants that were white on one side and black on the other).
Toad: Your highness, we seriously need to talk about your taste in accessories.
Toad: Uh oh. Minister: Ack! This is a girl’s room! Toadsworth: We can’t be in a girl’s room! Toad: The things they keep in here I don’t want to see.
Toadsworth: Perhaps we should consider outsourcing our security staff to professionals.
Minister: Professionals?! That’s not how we do things!
Toad: You’d be amazed at how strong the Minister is.
Toadsworth: Mushrooms get stronger with age.
Toad: I can see the resemblance. Peach: People keep telling me that. (Author’s Note: Happy Monday!)
So this weird guy was hanging around outside the studio and demanded he be given another audition after his last. The challenge: to emote with only eyebrows and mustache. (Author’s note: Brought on partially by an old @waluiginumberwahn request for fanart and partially by my serious need to practice Mr. Eggplant).
Toadette: What do you MEAN you’re quitting the castle staff? You can’t quit in the middle of a crisis!
Toad: WATCH ME.
Peach: I don’t bite. Unless it’s called for.
(Author’s note: Happy monday!)
Toad: Your highness, we really need to start locking the front door. Peach: Now is NOT the time for the security council!
Peach: Who needs homeowner’s insurance when you’ve got magic?
(Author’s Note: Happy Monday! New Cleanup Crew today!)