rip Symon Holl you'd love pivot tables
AND ANOTHER THING
the relationship options in this game are quite literally written word for word like:
1. I love you my beautiful queen you are so right
2. I love you my beautiful queen but politics is complicated
3. I hate you stfu go kys
and r/suzerain will still be like grrahh why she divorce me reee
this is the least complicated part of this game you just have to try your absolute lightest to not be a wife hater it's that simple
imma go touch grass
r/suzerain is doing my fucking head in with the hatred for Monica
they got a well fleshed out character who's supportive and in love with the main character AND has her own interests. her crime is divorcing Anton when you turn into an absolute misogynistic family hating dickhead
like, let's reiterate, she doesn't divorce you out of nowhere, you need to be undermining and belittling her at every step and actively work to the detriment of the causes she cares for. which, by the way, she has every right to care for because she's the actual First Lady and that's not just a title!
to be clear, I did multiple runs of Sordland where my only antifamily decisions were 1) sacrifice family time for work in the prologue 2) not sign the WLA (for budget reasons, not ideology reasons) and she does not divorce me because outside of that, you get a ton of opportunities to be not-a-dick. even with the Benfi speech, you can double cross her to get Gloria's votes and then still resolve it diplomatically to have Monica and Cuntan Curtain Curtan Leste happy
again, this is a game where diplomacy is key, you're telling me you can be diplomatic with traitors, murderers, dictators and evil monarchs but not with your own wife?
god forbid a woman chooses the wellbeing of herself and the family in a game where you can literally dissolve people in acid and cause a nuclear war
I hate it here
mfw i think i did a good Zille deal and then Smolak says 'thank you for your generosity'
NEWS
Sordland to close Rumburgian consulate in Deyr after evidence Thornbourgh ordered University of Holsord arson attack
ten hours
rating: teen and up audiences
archive warning: creator chose not to use archive warnings
fandom: Suzerain (Video Game)
relationships: Anton Rayne & Petr Vectern, Lucian Galade & Anton Rayne, Lucian Galade & Petr Vectern
additional tags: Assassination Ending, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Enemies to Friends, petr is a competent speaker, very tiny displays of affection, like blink and you miss them tiny
summary:
Lucian thinks of Anton laughing at his own horrible jokes. His arm flung around Lucian’s shoulders. Conspiratorial winks to Petr when he thought no one was looking. That time when they visited the presidential retreat in Gruni where Anton removed his shoes and socks before wandering in the sprawling fields. I was raised poor, he explained to Lucian’s puzzled gaze, running his hands over the wheat swaying in the wind, feeling the soil is the happiest I can be.
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Lucian and Petr bond over a ten-hour wait at a hospital.
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yo Pabel writing a yearning poem under a pseudonym is the biggest give away that he is a flagrant homosexual
bigger than me doing it crazy style with him 5 minutes later
>in Zille
>Smolak straight up shit talking me to my face
>pokerface.png
>someone screams For The King
>oh they like me here
>that's good
>wait
>that's good right
>right?????
first 30 mins of Rizia
why is the Queen Mother trying to give everyone an ED
she's giving almond mum
Ewald Alphonso and Tarquin Soll exchanging pleasantries at FC Anrica's championship game
Anton Rayne: *stay silent*
@importantcatpics
Symon Holl | We need to put our economy and the recession at the forefront, especially in the wake of this insane fucking trade war between Arcasia and United Contana.
bts of Suzerain posting, I am foaming at the mouth to make a Symon Holl finance bro aesthetic grid
Lucian Galade | I served in a capacity that often demanded... morally challenging choices.
my pronouns are U S P (my name is Tarquin Soll and my pronouns are kiss my ass)
Petr Vectern | I present to you Petr Vectern. The first alcoholic Vice President of Sordland.
Anton Rayne | a morgna wes core