kirby: if you're calling me a messy drunk, then yes you are correct.
kirby: pick me up and get my heel and i'll love you forever,
laurel: that implies you don't already love me forever and i take offense to that kirbs
laurel: send me ur location and i gotchu babe
kirby: we all know i'm a bad bitch, but like my heel feel into a toilet and i'm not touching it. can you get it?
kirby: sorry even bad bitches have their limits.
kirby: mine is toliets.
laurel: if you need me to pick you up from the club all u gotta do is say so
laurel: because this is getting MESSY