Tf Starscream - Blog Posts

Knockout: I headcannon that....

Starscream: Well I have a cannon to my head

Knockout: Megatron's not even here... HOLY SHI--

Megatron just lurking in the door way

That one meme but Starscream (probs au but could be anything)

Bumblebee joking with Starscream: Looks like someone has daddy issues

Starscream: I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES, I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY

(Megatron: Hey you're not allowed to swear yet. You're grounded for 2 days now.)

Windblade: Starscream why are you calling

Starscream: I just realised that if the high grade or drugs don't work to stop me being depressed.

Starscream: Why not take both at the same time! I'M GOING TO BE HAPPY GLITCHES!!!!

Later

Reporter: Starscream has been rushed to get dire medical treatment after Windblade found him coughing up energon and unresponsive. He is now stable and is being visited by some bots

Cut to Starscream strapped to a berth

Windblade: Tell me right now! WHAT THE FRAG MADE YOU DO THAT! YOU COULD HAVE DIED!!

Starscream: In my defence I wasn't aware that would happen

Wheeljack: Even I know what you did is dangerous and I'm literally the guy that triggers danger

Chromia: Unfortunately you survived though so I don't see the problem

Windblade: Not the right time Chromia

I'm at work (not really I'm too young) and Starscream is the only thing keeping me awake.

I'm honestly getting better at poses just need to find a way to make the head fit in (I had to glue the face on top of the old one) for the big one.

Au idea

Humanformers but only Starscream is the human bear with me real quick.

So the war is still going on earth but Starscream has apparently died but he simply is now in the form of a human cause he can control organic beings as seen before in some random thing where he took control of a school girl I think.

But a baby, he is being developed as of now in a woman's stomach and when he is born he is growing up as any child. He has no memories. But he's weird like physiologically he isn't human yet he can mask this and has through his whole life.

He's a genius yet hasn't done much on it except to find out what separates him from other humans. Also his family situation would not be that great which would tie in later scenes.

His first interaction with the Cybertronians happens when he is 15-17 and with Megatron's fascination with Starscream he finds himself intrigued by this human without knowing why.

And due to guilt of Starscream dying Megatron still has his body (idk) and when human star goes near it he merges mentally with his old body therefore reviving him. But it leads to a redemption arc.

I'm going to cut off cause I'm rambling so I don't forget this idea but one day I'll definitely go to this

Au idea that's similar to one Deadpool comic

Kind of plays with the 4th wall breaker Starscream but in a completely different direction.

As in due to his immortal spark being like a constant in every universe you have this one flux where they all are in eachothers bodies for a split second.

They've seen the other dimensions, they understood what it was and then bam it was gone just like that. They can't recall what they witnessed or what secrets they came across.

Except for one of the Starscreams who now is aware of the other dimensions and also the writers and us the audience.

He can't see us or talk to us though. But he's become less energetic to everything until he cracks under the pressure of knowing his pain is simply for amusement and starts to find a way to reach us/writers to extract his revenge.

And he has a sword (very important, this is).

Also he has this glitchy power I don't know exactly what it would do but I feel like he'd be able to glitch his body to other dimensions whilst still being active in his so he can't be hit most of the time (there will be a massive drawback obviously, can't make it that easy).

You don't understand how much I love the concept of pre war Starscream and how he became current Starscream

Like was he perfect. No he had such a fragile mind and couldn't and didn't know how to deal with stuff

So when the trauma comes.

Here comes a physco with suppressed memories of actual happiness. He's insane as fuck but it wasn't his fault but he still played a part in it all.

He just had no choice in the whole scheme of things but he couldn't and didn't know how to stop it.

I want to hug pre trauma Starscream till he pops like a balloon and then after war Starscream I wouldn't cause he definitely hates touch unless he initiates it and if so it's only like a second long hand to the shoulder (this part is definitely not self projection)

Guys I'm seeing improvement in my art I'm so happy. Little steps you know

The top drawing makes him look like cryptic (I don't even know what that word means)

Starscream: I don't believe in Primus and all that nonsense. The only thing divine in this world is me!

After Unicron

Skywarp: So what's your opinion on Primus being real now

Starscream: Oh he's real, cause the devil is. I hear him in my head, whispering false promises to control my heart, caressing my soul, trying to lure me into his prison for amusement. He's real alright, cause if he ain't then there would be nothing that can balance out the pure darkness of him, nothing to stop him from enslaving the universe, keeping everyone doing what he wants as toys that he'll throw away just to get more. I can't even bring myself to say his name

Thundercracker: Damn I need to write a fanfic on that

Head empty just the thought of Starscream being so bored that he starts to go through almost all of earth's music. And then when he finally finds songs and genres that he likes he slowly starts to also have favourite artists. (Soundwave is aware of this new thing Starscream has going on but he thinks that he's gonna sabotage Megatron with music somehow but he can't figure out how)

And of course anything Starscream likes is automatically better than the rest. So when decepticons plan to attack some festivals (due to G1 shenanigans it's probably super normal for it to be a weekly occurrence), Starscream will already know if any artist that he likes is going to be there (he always keeps tabs on their activity and tours). So if they aren't, then okay no problem but if they are he's a hundred percent snitching to the autobots. Something like

Megatron: We must enforce fear onto the humans! We'll attack them at their places of joy -insert stadium or something-

Starscream internally: Wait that's where -random band- is going to have their first performance in 5 years. I've counted each second down to this very performance I can't let Megabum ruin this glorious moment for me.

At the Autobots base

Optimus Prime: Autobots I have called you here due to this anonymous message we have received about some Decepticon activity that's apparently taking place soon

Pops it on the screen

Jazz reading what it says: Megaglitch- yeah it's definitely Starscream who sent that, not really anonymous anymore. But why would he tell us this, it's not like him to care about human activity unless it's a plan to kill Megatron for the gazillionth time

Cliffjumper: Probably an artist that he likes is playing there, I mean there's this band that hasn't performed in 5 years playing there that I like, was hoping to go watch it anyway

Prowl: I highly doubt that that's the reason, we all know Starscream is not one to like anything that's from organics

Cliffjumper: Hey I know my kid (-cliffjumper is his papa I don't care talk to the wall-) better than you all and I know it has to be because of that. Hopefully the few good characteristics he has left from me means that it's also about the same band that I'm thinking about.

Ratchet: What do you mean 'my k----

Jazz: Dude total lore drop right there tell more later. But shouldn't we be going now

Optimus: It is decided. Autobots roll out!

After the confrontation there's now a video of the bands performance with giant robots fighting in the background being spread by the internet to the point everybody now knows the band

Cliffjumper messaging Starscream: Son have you seen it

Starscream: Seen what autodork

Cliffjumper: If you were here I would have grounded you (literally) but I'm to excited. WE'RE IN THE MUSIC VIDEO

Starscream let's out the loudest scream of joy which has now awoken unicron

Yeah idk I'm sick. Thought it was funny. Probs won't be when I'm better. You can rip cliff and star papa and son duo from my dead, decaying, cold hands cause I love it now so much even though it was just a crack little thing I thought of randomly when I was bored

Read rags they are going to be funny.

Hopefully

To the few people who like this cliff and star dynamics. I like you. You have great taste.

Having non transformer fan friends can be really hilarious sometimes

Cause we can easily tell apart every character but they can't

So sometimes it leads to a really funny interaction like this one I had recently-

Friend who is scrolling and see's a transformer edit

Sends it to me

Friend: "Look it's Starscreamer" (Yes the -er- at the end always happens it's vital to them)

Me an intellectual: "Dude that's not him, that's Optimus, he literally doesn't even have wings"

Friend: "They look the same it's close enough"

Me: "HOW!?"

(The tags have my opinion on Megatron, I'm actually pissed rn I'm writing too much)

I hate the Starscream haters who say that we like him due to "Oh you all make him all innocent, and a baby, but he's insane and terrible but you don't see that. He's not a victim he hurts people" (Basing this off literal interpretations of him from people who hate or hold no liking for him that I've seen)

Like stfu in my head I'm making him so insane and insecure and yes there is innocence but that's now erased so fuck off from my 'will kill for being forced to do a small task that annoys him' son.

Also there's a reason why everyone who actually has a brain cell says that he's a victim is because he is one.

Like there's no way you look at him and his fans who some have been victims to different types of abuse seeing themselves in him, AND THINK THAT HE'S NOT A VICTIM.

And people who don't hate him but have no love for him, but like literally everyone else, give the most shitty interpretations. Like maybe the reason why that is. Is because you probably have only actually looked at him in fans making him like that for comfort and not even trying to make it close to cannon.

And I ain't saying that oh you don't like Starscream, you then don't actually know him. But it's those who will have affection for every character no matter what simply having none for starscream or having shitty views on his character that's seems like it's from a wattpad story.

If you don't like him but understand his character then okay that's perfectly fine, I might not like your character but I'd make sure to understand them properly before actually arguing with the person on why they are wrong. And you shouldn't even be doing that in the first place just let people enjoy themselves.

I'm actually tweaking from other things but I can't break anything so I wrote this in 7 minutes lol

Every squad got the

Terrorist - Megatron - demolisher - cyclonus - wheeljack - sideways - thrust

Holy shit I got forced into a terrorist group - Armada Starscream

My 4th wall Starscream but he can now travel dimensions.

He's blasting every Megatron with a rocket launcher as that universes Starscream is getting beat up.

Whilst wearing shades of course.

He'd just be like "You're very welcome, now do you need therapy or would that just make it worse" but just pops out of existence straight away.

But if it was SG it would be hilarious like -

My Starscream popping out of a portal, rocket launcher at hand "Fear not weaker and more pathetic me I sha... WAIT WHAT THE FRAG IS THIS!!!!!?????"

And then you have Megatron just grilling Starscream to take a break and have some energon (concerned father moment).

"FRAG NOW I'M JEALOUS! I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS! FRAG YOU!!"

Pops out of existence whilst Megatron and Starscream are frozen.

But he pops back in a few seconds after, head poking out shouting "I hope you have a happy life as well bye!"

Gaslighting my sister to believe transformers are real

Me:" Yeah transformers are so cool it's sad we have to wait 100 years for them to come"

My sister: "Their real?"

"Yeah obviously"

And with utter horror etched on her face she goes "But then they will destroy houses"

"No that's only in movies and shows."

"Okay, so does that mean Starscream is real" and also goes "I hope Megatron isn't real(damn)"

And I was like "oh they're probably not real it's just gonna be some robots that we don't know"

"Well I hope Starscream is real"

"I do too cause I wanna jus--"

"High five him"

"Yeahhhhh lot's of high fives"

Headcanon/au or whatever idk how to explain

So we all know how Starscream always changes his frame in the comics.

What if it was not only due to finding what feels right for him but also due to his immortal spark.

His clone Sunstorm has his own powers but I feel like it doesn't ruin his body as it let's the radioactivity be released. Whilst in Starscream's case the only way to release his energy would be to die and we all know how much he stops that from happening.

So with barely any release his spark slowly deteriorates his current body but not in a really gory way simply that functions will lag and maybe if left to long energon would slowly burst inside of him like when we get a bloody nose but for him his eyes may burst.

But he changes frame so much that it never got to the point where his whole body exploded and all the other times it was brushed off as damage due to fights (Megatron).

And the energy does still get released as he's died a few times but nobody knew cause they simply changed his frame in I guess a spark transfer as a last resort and it worked every time.

So I just found out I reached 1000 likes a while ago so uh yeah

There's also a lack of starscream here so 'chucks rushed drawing'

Yeah I don't know how to do the rendering cause I've never watched videos but it is what it is

Also one without the yellow under cut

Sometimes I feel like Starscream has a large piece of his mind or processor missing.

Cause I genuinely think that the lack of knowledge, to certain concepts that are so basic, that he shows is concerning. I feel like somethings just blocking that side of his processor causing him to be an absolute idiot.

Like same Starscream, but man that's not how it works.

I really want to dissect him basically.

I swear if Skybound make it clear that Megatron is a victim and uses it to excuse his actions and they do that for the rest of the characters

They're probably not going to do it for Starscream knowing Hasbro they'd stop anything like that from happening

Which pisses me off cause yeah Starscream is also an abuser but that's due to abuse. Megatron is literally like that but his abuse to Starscream is generational and he still gets redeemed.

Like make it make sense Hasbro.

4th wall starscream scenes

Megatron has been gone for a while, presumably died in an explosion, even Soundwave believes it. So they obviously hold a funeral.

Starscream at the front doing the talking (nobody has a clue on how or why but hey free entertainment) : "That bitch is dead!!! Free energon for everyone!!! Let's partyyyyy!!!!!"

Scene pauses: "But not for long... He's not really dead I can sense it.. he always comes back to haunt me.....

It's not fair....

He's gonna come back in three episodes and beat me up beyond recognition- see the reference I did there huh no okay but it's from a song by Mindless self indulgence- due to taking control even though it really is the only option and there's no escape from this fate as I'm only a slave for his messed up entertainment"

"Well that was too much self reflection right there almost made you think I'd change my ways and get a redemption arc like hahaha imagine that."

Scene unpauses: "I'm betting 10,000 shanix that nobody can drink 20 cubes of high grade without pucking - or dieing!!!!"

Holy shit Megatron appeared

STARSCREAM RUN GET OUT OF THERE.

Also is soundwave stupid or smt.

I'm reading whilst walking to school so idk

Dawg what is happening

That one meme video but Starscream multiverse

Therapist(Rung I guess): "Fine, your all without (loving) fathers alright."

SG Starscream: "I'm not. I fucking love my dad (Megatron)."

Qué montage of Megatron being careful and caring to Starscream and making sure he's alright and overall having fun.

SG Starscream: "My dad's fucking awesome 😎."

Other Starscream's: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!"

Haha capcut can't be that hard I say with joys

I was then shot 57 times

I really should have watched a video or anything but nah I had a will and Starscream to guide me. But I'll post it for shits anyway and later lament on my humiliation of my first edit. No there is not a read more to hide my humiliation, I'm not a coward I say to myself.

I don't even know the song I just had an audio for it.

Finally got to do drawings and I'm practicing poses with Starscream ofc, it's easier with robots anyway.

Learning how to draw metalhawk cause I need to draw some interactions with him and star when I improve.

I don't know what I was planning for the top drawing but the colours low-key work just in a weird way.

Starscream: "Got in trouble for apparently being disrespectful to my elders and teachers.

They kept on blabbering about my attitude and how I was wrong and should apologise.

Like yes I am disrespecting cause I have no respect for that guy. Fuck you want me to do lie. From what I know that's bad.

So am I the asshole? Yes but I'm right so I ain't"

Starscream: "They say that primus gives his hardest battles to his favourites or something like that."

"That's some bullshit cause I be getting the most horrible thing happening to me daily. Like cut me some slack ain't nobody built for that much less me."

"And Thundercracker said to me -well maybe you are primus' favourite-."

"Bro I'm nobody's favourite nobody even loves me do you think primus himself would."

"He must be like Megatron with the oh you're vital and important to me so I'm gonna beat you up to the point you can only imagine me dead, which definitely isn't what's happening to me, cause the only way I'd be a favourite is if it's for entertainment from my pain"

Optimus is like a cool and amazing uncle in Armada.

I feel like he's formed that parental figure to his team even though they are almost all the same age they still look up to him.

And then you have Starscream with his abusive dad being the only thing he's ever known. He may have stared a bit to long whenever Optimus would show affection or simple respect and care to his team cause those concepts are out of reach for him. So when he finally goes to the autobots.

He can't fit in. But Optimus isn't beating him up to the brink of death or blaming him for something out of his control or that he isn't doing things right.

And at this point Starscream realises he was taken in by the wrong brother.

And I feel like this is a good point on why Starscream cared so much about Optimus when he joined the decepticons again. Cause he finally got a taste of a true father and he does cherish it.

And on Optimus' side he saw how his brother treated Starscream but not all of it or the fact that Starscream had never had anyone else or how young he is or was. So when he joined he started to realise these things but instead of pressuring it all out of him to talk he simply became what Starscream lacked his whole life knowing that the former wouldn't work on Starscream. He thinks action speak louder than words yet words are still needed. Starscream also has that ideology but instead in the way of longing for it. Along the way he does see Starscream as a son.

But things don't last forever, it didn't even last long enough to start.

Me explaining Armada Starscream and Megatron being the biggest version of how they are like a father and son but obviously abusive.

My Dad: They should get married.

Me: Did you not hear what I said. First of all I was saying how Megatron is like an abusive adoptive father. And it's really abusive. What?

Dad: Yeah they should get married and kiss.

Me in utter horror trying to change the subject away: So you know Soundwave he's my second favouri---

Dad: He's their son whose spoilt.

And I'm currently choking on air and I tried changing the subject again: You know Starscream has heels

Dad: No he doesn't

And then I show him and he goes: So he is definitely the wife. -or SMT

So yeah my dad ships megastar or megstar idk and somewhere in the relationship he did agree with it being toxic but ig he likes it. But he also calls them both chickens.

I don't agree with this the only time I interact with the ship is if Starscream looks really nice in the drawing which is unfortunately a lot cause ppl draw too good to not like

Some multiverse crossover between Skybound and SG

But it's just Starscream

Is it bad that I think of him in everything. I think not.

I feel like Sg would hate Skybound at the beginning but slowly come to the realisation of his situation and start integrating himself as an older brother/ proper father figure trying to guide him away from the path his abusive father figure (Megatron) forced upon him.

Edit: just realised the colour for Omni mark match sg starscream

We as a society don't talk about Starscream calling cliffjumper papa in that one G1 episode enough.

Heck I'll even try to learn how to write a story out of this.

Short as hell dad and their tall ass son is my new favourite trope now.

Not even a trope I'm making this up with 4h sleep all week so I'll probably make a crack meme of this. If I remember. I'll probably not even remember writing this. (By not even a trope I just mean not exactly common in media and if it is they are like background characters not in rl)