Tf2 Ship - Blog Posts
My tf2 ships cuz I’m way too invested in this game and read all the comics too fast multiple times (will specify teams, yes judge my ass)
RED TEAM
Red scout: red heavy or red demo
Red soldier: red engie or Zhanna (heavy’s sister, sorry if I spelled it wrong I suck 😭)
Red pyro: red engie (platonic, like father and child)
Red heavy: red scout, red medic, or either spy
Red demo: blu soldier or red scout
Red engie: red soldier, red medic, or blu spy
Red sniper: me/j, either red or blu medic
Red medic: either red or blu sniper, red heavy, or red engie
Red spy: YoUr MoThEr
BLU TEAM
Blu scout: blu heavy (I don’t think much of blu scout tbh XD)
Blu soldier: red demo
Blu pyro: no one, pyro is bbg
Blu heavy: blu scout or blu spy (rare)
Blu demo: blu sniper
Blu engie: blu spy
Blu sniper: red medic or blu demo
Blu medic: red sniper or me/j
Blu spy: blu engie or red heavy
Send me any silly fruits 😋
If you have time and its not a bother, could you do a part two to "Ma petite fleur"?
-Anon ✨️
[Heck yea!!! I'm glad you liked this series dear anon✨️! Have a nice reading!💀💙]
Ma petite fleur: Garden
◇ TF2 Spy x Reader [romantic]
◇ this is sequel to the previous part, so if you want you can read it here:
Ma petite fleur- TF2 Spy x reader
You were holding a piece of paper on which was written: "Next week at Teufort's Garden, same day, same time." It was written by a gentleman you've meet last week. You couldn't help but think about it for all week. Because of this, you were a bit distracted at work casing two fire incidents. Fortunately for you Saxton was happy that the Pyro weapon you tested were successful!
You sat on the bench and waited. After a short while you heard a woosh noise, happy, you turned your head and saw the masked man in the suit.
"Bonjour~"
"Hello Spy!"
"Is it the sun or are you just shining so brightly today with your beauty" he complemented.
"Perhaps both" you answered, giggling a bit.
Spy stood up, holding his hand out to you.
"Let's go for a walk. I didn't choose this garden by mear accident "
"Sure! Surprise me" you said, hearing Spy chukle.
You were both walking along the path, looking at the beautiful roses, smelling the white lilies, and then you noticed two other people sitting on a bench, talking. You noticed that it was a woman in a purple dress and a man in a red shirt.
"Maybe let's choose a different path" Spy suggested.
"Oh. You don't want to disturb young love?" You asked.
"No. I don't want young love to disturb us."
You giggled as you and Spy turned right, continuing to walk side by side, this time holding hands as you begin to talk.
"So? Did you like the new weapons?" You asked.
"I did. In fact, I have to admit, they exceeded my expectations"
You smiled gently bumping your shoulder into Spy, he smirked and did the same.
Later, you walked next to a lake with white swans, colorful fish, and little bread-mutants being attacked by ducks, as the sun slowly set behind the willows, giving the place a beautiful, calm and warm aura. Spy stopped and sat down on a bench, you joined him.
"It's beautiful" you said.
"Ineed..." he answered.
At this point, Spy gently placed his hand under your chin, getting closer to your face.
"I think our little date is going pretty well"
"Yea. It's nice. Good actually. Why, did you expect to be attacked by a bread monster?" You joked.
"I wouldn't be surprised if something like that happend"
Both of you looked at each other, soon slowly getting closer, ready for first kiss on the lips...
"Ahh!" You heard a quiet scream behind you. You turned around and saw the man lying face down on the ground. It looks like he fell from a bush. You looked at the Spy who was looking at the boy with irritation.
"I thought bushman only lives in such places." He said.
When boy stood up you finally recognised him.
"Scout? What are you doing here?"
"Uhhh nothin'. We- i mean Uh, I- was just lookin' around-"
"We?" You said.
This is when you heard a sigh and woman walked out from the bushes.
"Miss Pauling? What are you doing here?" You asked.
"We were just walking around and noticed you two- and we wanted to say hi! Right Scout?"
"We were?" Scout replied.
Spy let out the most 'Why can't I catch a break' sigh you have ever heard.
"I want to know what you are doing here"
After these words, Pauling moved closer to you, lowering her voice.
"We got an information that somewhere around here two man will exchange briefcases. Administrator is interested in the green one"
"Why? What's in there" you asked.
"You don't need to know that. All you have to know is that she wants it. The problem is that this park is big and it's hard to keep track of where these guys are going to show up"
"Perhaps we can help" you suggested"
"You? How?" Scout asked.
"Well, we can stay here and look for the guys while you two will patrol the other side. In that way we won't attract any suspicions"
"Hm. This might work. Come on Scout, let's go"
Miss Pauling took Scout's hand dragging him to the other side of the lake.
"Sorry I dragged you into this" you said. Spy shock his head.
"No need to. I got used to work following me, besides those two fools need help. I mean, look at them"
You looked accost the lake, only to spot Scout runing away from the sawn, as Miss Pauling was trying to catch it. You started to chukle at this hilarious scene. Seeing you smile, made Spy smiled too as he lifted your hand and kissed it softly. You blushed and started staring at him. At that moment, you noticed two men standing at the edge of the garden.
"Is it them?" Spy asked not turning his head.
"Yes. They have the briefsace"
"Which one?"
"The one on the left, in grey suit and black hat"
Two man started to walk separate ways. The man you described started to walk your way.
"We need to get Miss Paulings attention..."
This is when you got close to Spy.
"Kiss me."
"What?"
"Just do it. It's the part of the plan"
That's when the Spy walked up to you and kissed you on the lips, at that moment you wanted to stay like that but you had to stick to the plan. That was the moment you pushed him away and stood up.
"Oh my lords Louis! On da first date! Howww dare youuuu!" You shouted, causing the man in the suit to stop and causing Scout and Miss P to look at you and notice the guy. They both stepped aside and you nodded at her.
"Ya realllyyy think, I can be kisssed soooo soon! Shammee!" You started to act. Spy quickly picked up what you have in mind, he rolled his eyes and joined.
"But my love! I caaarrrre about you! How could you brrrreak da kisss!!"
"Because I know you love my sisterrrrrr!"
You and Spy tried very hard not to laugh as the guy in the suit seemed to be watching the 'drama'. At that moment, you noticed Scout trying to grab the briefcase out of his hands.
"That is not trrrueee!"
"It is, ya wanna know how I know? Because secretly, I'M MY SISTERRRR!"
The man in the suit dropped the briefcase after hearing such "twist". Meanwhile, you noticed Spy's face, trying not to laugh.
"So now! Be gone!" You started to run away.
"NON! Mon cher, comee back to meee!" Spy chased after you. Soon you both stumble into the rose maze, finally starting to laugh.
" 'I'm my sister?' Really? That was the best twist you could come up with?"
"Come on, Spy, I improvising. At least it worked"
"Worked perfectly" you continued to smile as the Spy approached you.
"Yet I think I owe you.."
"Owe? Owe me what?" You asked. This is when Spy leaned down to you, lowering his voice.
"Better kiss..."
He kissed you (again) in the lips but this time you didn't push him away. You put hands around his neck, as both of you enjoyed every second of it. When you stoped you looked up, and put hand over his cheek, he did the same.
"No bad" you said.
Spy chukled as you two were standing, gazing at each other. Soon Scout and Pauling catched up to you.
"We have the briefsace!!!" Scout shouted.
"And that guy won't chase us. Let's say I gave him some sleeping toxins, so he should wake up in two hours. Thanks for the help by the way!"
"No problem. Glad we could help" you answered.
"Soo" Scout interrupted "You two are a thing orrrr"
"Well um...-"
"What about you two? Don'tthink I didn't saw this embarrassing kiss" Spy asked.
On those words both Scout and Paulings face got completely red, and both of them started to speak, and make excuses or speak more nonsense.
"Haha! M-Maybe let's get the briefsace back to the base! C-Come on Socut. Commmme on!"
"Whaa-!" Scout shouted as he was once again dragged away.
Both of you stayed completely alone, around the roses. Spy took one of them, and gave it to you.
"For you...ma petite fleur"
"Thank you...Louis" you joked.
Spy rolled his eyes and kissed you once again, under the bright light of the moon...
[Anddd the end!! What do you think! I hope you liked it!💀🌌]
Ok behold my first ask... a sequel to the sniper x masc rookie reader thats a bit more romantic if you dont mind. Also perhaps even art for it or just a drawing of sniper :>
Hunting for sunset
◇ TF2 Sniper x Masculine Reader [romantic]
Art by me♡°•
You worked for RED Team for over a year now, and you were doing a great job! Your skills were useful in battle agains robots, but today you fought agains BLU.
It was hard for you at first, seeing clones of people that you live with was confusing but you adapted quickly. You stood next to the Medic, protecting him from BLU Spy, who was eager to get revenge on him. You noticed BLU Heavy charging at you, you preprepared your weapon, ready to fight, until you noticed red dot on Heavy's fourhead and soon- BAM. BLU Heavy was shoot right in the head. You knew exactly who to thank for that.
"Thanks mate!" You shouted at Sniper. He waved at you, before changing his position. Today Sniper was going great! Enemy team couldn't even cross the bridge because they all have been shot down by him, but it was hard for your team to get in and grab their intelligence.
After couple of minutes you noticed Scout runing out with the intelligence on his back. You wanted to cheer for him when he shouted.
"They have übercharge!"
This is when from behind the corner BLU Solider run out and shoot Scout with two rockets. He looked at you and Medic smiling and laughing ready to strike. Both of you ran inside, waiting for über effect to end. You noticed BLU Medic fleeing but no Solider in sight, you thought he run into the sewers instead of runing after you, but BLU Solider had much deferent plans, he rocket jump into Sniper's nest. You heard him screaming in surprise, and without a thought you run as fast as you can to help him.
Meanwhile Sniper and Solider were fighting with their melee weapons. Looks like Solider was out of the ammunition for his rocket launcher but he was still eager to fight, trying to hit his opponent with a shovel. Sniper dodged his attacks as much as he could, but it was hard for him since Solider manage to break his leg. Soon Sniper fell on the ground as Solider pined him down with his boot.
"Not so brave when you are close to your enemy are you? Now hear this camper, you are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!!" On these words Solider swing his shovel above his head, Sniper closed his eyes, ready to respawn any second when he felt pressure coming off of him.
You grabed BLU Solider by his uniform and throwed him against the wall.
"Keep that shovel in the dirt private!" You shouted.
"You will regret that Maggot! AHHHHHH!!!!"
You and Solider started a fight. You were punching him with your fists, and pining him to the wall. Sniper watched it all laying down in the corner. Soon Solider manage to pin you to the floor.
"I joined this team just to kill maggots LIKE YOU!" He shouted. You started to choke when you heard familiar sound in front of you.
BEEP BEEP
"I wish you... a nice...FLIGHT!" You kicked Solider with you legs right into his chest pushing him through the doorfarme into another room.
"Ha! You need to try ha-" unfortunately he didn't finish his insult, because level two secntry in another room shoot him in seconds. You stood up, beaten up but feeling alright. You looked at Sniper and you run up to him.
"Are you alright?" You asked.
"I'm fine mate. Just bleedin' on the floor" he said while trying to stand up, but he hissed from the amount of pain he felt.
"Don't move. I will help you"
"How are you-"
This is when Sniper stoped talking as you gently picked him up. You were holding him close to your chest while walking to the respawn room.
"Am I even weigh anything to you?" He asked while holding his hand over his red cheek.
"Not really. It's like holding a cute puppy"
"Cute?" He asked.
"Uh. I mean um- you- well. You just reminde me of one! That's all!" You answered in panick as your face started to get warmer from the embarrassment. Soon you both get to the respawn room. Sliding garage doors opened, from where Demoman and Scout walked out. Both of them were staring at you two, then Demo looked at corpse of Solider in the other room.
"Ay, what did we miss?" demo asked. In the meantime Scout was giggling for some reason while looking at Sniper that was looking back at him angry and embarrassed.
"Oh ho ho! So you did it then?" Scout rased his eyebrow at you two. You didn't really know what he means. This is when Sniper answered.
"No Scout. I didn't." he said it almost hissing at him.
"Did what?" You asked
"Rookie I don't know if ya noticed but I'm bleadin' in the middle of the corridor so if ya could."
"Oh right right!" You ran inside and put him next to the supply cabinet. He took bandages out of it and started to heal his leg.
"Thanks mate"
"No problem! So, what is it you wanted to do?"
"I...uh." his face got red again as he was trying to say something but he couldn't.
"Hey if you don't want to say it you don't have to. It's okey" You gently smiled at him.
"Mate I-"
VICTORY
You heard administrator voice through megaphone and croud of people cheering. Looks like your team manage to secure the enemy intelligence.
"What is it you wanted to say again?"
"I... oh it's not important. Oi wanted to ask if ya want to shoot them from the distance with me but looks like we missed that chance."
"It's alright. We can try next time. Now, come on, I hear them dancing conga already"
After another great victory you all drove back to your main base. All of you sat in common room cheering and drinking.
"Ohhhh yea! We did it! Have you seen their faces when Medic used his über on me? Ha!" Scout bragged.
"Of course we did. We also zaw you gettin' blown up by BLU Demoman's stickys while you were laughing at their Scout's corpse" Spy commented while taking a sip of his drink.
Everyone laughed while Scout was trying to deny it, saying he just didn't saw them.
"Ay but have ya seen what newbie did? They manage to fist fight BLU Solider and thay won!"
"Zat is impressive" Medic complement you.
"HA! I knew he wasn't a true American! I wouldn't lost against you" Solider shouted.
"I think there is a hight chase of you losing partner. Ya have the same strength as him" said Engi while putting his hand over Solider's shoulder. On those words Solider punched the table with his fist.
"That is a lie! I bet I could win with you right now! I will prove you I'm no weak maggot!"
"Wow wow! Maybe don't fight like that. How about hand wrestling?" Engi proposed.
"Alright then! We shall wrestle on hands!" Excited, Solider put his hand on the table "Bring it on cupcake"
You happly stood up to the challenge, you rolled up your sleeves revealing you stong muscles, not noticing Sniper almost choking on his drink. The war has begun. You and Solider hold your hands in the middle at the same time, Scout commented, Demoman cheered, Pyro happly clapped their hands, Medic started taking notes, Heavy observed in silence, Engineer was the judge, Spy watched while smoking his cigarette and Sniper? He watched, quietly cheering for you.
This batter was hard but after some time Solider's hand started to go down and three,two, one AND YOU WON!
"HAHAHA! I WON 10 BUCKS!" Demo cheered while grabing 10 dolars from Spy.
"Good job mate!" Sniper shook your shoulder and you put your hand against his while celebrating.
Party continued, you were talking with Spy when you noticed that Sniper was nowhere around. You wanted to look for him when Pyro walked up to you.
"Oh hello Pyro! What can I do for you?" You asked. On these words Pyro gave you small letter.
"Hudda hudd mmmhm! Mhmmm mm! Hudda hu mmm!" You couldn't understand everything but the words you could make out was that it was from Sniper. You opened and read it. He was asking you to meet up at wheat field nearby. You excused Spy and thanked Pyro for the letter, wondering why he didn't ask you out in person.
After some time you noticed him. Tall man with his hat on, looking at the sunset. He turned his head and smiled when he noticed you.
"Glad to see ya actually came"
"You weren't sure if Pyro will deliver letter without setting in on fire?" You joked, while standing right next to him.
"A bit. But they were the only person oi could trust with this letter. They didn't ask too many questions"
You both look at the sun that was setting behind the horizon, before he took his hat off.
"Rookie, there is somethin, oi need to tell ya. And it's somethin' stupid and probably insane"
"Whatever you'll say it will be nothing compared to what Solider says on the daily basis" you giggled. This is when you noticed his cheeks are getting red as he nervously twists his hat.
"Listen. We know each other for some time now and I'm enjoyin' your company. Compered to the others ya make me feel... I can't even say how but ...ya just make me feel more than just happy"
He paused before speaking again.
"Listen rookie, what I'm tryin' to say is that...I like you. No. I love you. In the way that you think. Because I...love ya"
You looked at him for a moment, as you both stood in silence. He...loves you?
"See? Shit I knew it was insane. I swear I'll kill Scout for encurin' me to do this I-"
"I love you too." You answerd. He looked at you shocked.
"What?"
You walked up to him, smiling slightly.
"I...love you too" you took hat from his hands and put it back on his head "Was it the muscle or my charm?"
On those words Sniper's face got red as he pushed you, making you fall. You chukled while looking up at him, shining bright in the beems of setting sun. He fixed his hat and looked at you, laying on the ground.
"Let's say...both." Sniper answered while fixing his hat. You catched his hand and pulled him close to yourself and kissed his cheek. You looked at each other before both of you stared to laugh again. You stood up with him, looking into his eyes that were hiding behind orange glasses. Even without words, both of you could understand each other. He put hand over your cheek, as you smiled and rubbed his hand.
"So? What now?" You asked.
"Now, let's enjoy this moment..." he sat down patting space next to him. You sat next to him, leaning over his shoulder while you both looked at setting sun, you felt cold slow wind that was moving the wheat, making it look like a golden ocean and you couldn't help but smile as you hold his hand.
Meanwhile Scout and Pyro were cheering in the background, as Engineer was smiling and cheering for both of you, Medic was taking photos, Demoman (drunk) cried with joy, Solider saluted, Heavy smiled and nodded and Spy shruged his shoulders wishpering.
"Finally."
[Hope you enjoyed it! Can't wait to write your other requests! I'm having so much fun writing them! @zeldot ]
lil edit I cooked up for the spooky season OoOoooO
Used @tf2-pngs lovely cutout of the crazy old men <33
lesbian engiespy because there’s never enough of it
Hdhdhd I love these bitches SO MUCH
they're dating now because I said so . say hooray for yuri guys .
I'm calling them medical aircrafts
“OMG I LOVE BLOODY SUIT SO MUCH”
LITERALLY BLOODY SUIT:
original:
support sandwich but the kind filled with drama