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graduATEd summa cum laude from the university of servington with a major in cuntology and a masters in babygirlism, currently pursuing a doctorate in absolute slayage (and he doesn't know it yet but he's gonna specialize in mothering)
四大害 | Four Great Calamities
Whoever these guys r
hua cheng, in the middle of the blackwater crisis : this sucks i wish i was having gay sex
pei ming :
xie lian :
he xuan :
shi wudu :
this is actually the funniest scene in the novel to me for so many reasons i have so much i could say about it
bc fengqing were like 100% in the right given the info they had but the reader knows how harmless hua cheng is when it comes to xie lian . but like if it were anyone other than hua cheng in ANY other context the cave is so unbelievably scary, what do you MEAN you painstakingly carved thousands of statues, sir!!!
feng xin and mu qing's little freakout was simultaneously so warranted but so unnecessary i love them so much actually
Xie Lian in the cave: He's obsessed with me 💖😗🥰🥹👰👨❤️💋👨💘💘💘
Fengqing in the cave: HE'S OBSESSED WITH YOU 😬😱🤢👹🙈🙉🙊🔪🔪🔪
the great thing about hua cheng’s devotion is I straight up cannot get enough of it. I will reread fics hundreds of times just to hear him describe the sheer depth of the adoration he feels for xie lian. it’s therapeutic to hear about how much love someone can be capable of
He Xuan probably spent a lot of time just staring at Xie Lian's statue at the Tonglu Mountain because there weren't many things to do whhen he killed everyone.
So when Hua Cheng tried to describe his noble, gracious special someone Black Water threw chopsticks at him and said that he would recognise this fucking face faster than Shi Wudu's
this is the first time ive ever drawn xie lian, im so sorry bbgirl 😭
Hua Cheng is just so iconic to us because he is in fact a tumblr girlie. Notebook filled to the brim with sketches of his blorbo. Info dumps galore. Maximalist fashion to the nines. Outfits based on accessories. Has all of the genders under one big shapeshifting trench coat. Hates the ruling class. Excuses every problematic thing his blorbo does and stands by them in the group chats. Insane reaction to people who dislike his blorbo and says mean things about them, burning temples is the doxxing of his time. He belongs on here with us.
"wE nEeD MORE COmplEx cHAracTErs"
pls..you couldn't even handle mu qing
once mei nianqing foretold mu qing that he'll be married to a general and since then kept reminding him that he's nothing but a gold digger and naturally mu qing became determined to prove him wrong only to jolt in realization in feng xin's bed in the middle of the night 800 years later
nom
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Xie Lian when he is forced to endure suffering beyond human comprehension:
Xie Lian when Hua Cheng’s TUMMY hurty a little bit:
This is him on his way to get ginger for his San Lang’s upset stomach
Guys does this make sense.
imagine you’re a god and you have a homoerotic shared trauma based rivalry with the only person from your fallen kingdom that has known you for the last 800 years and also had a falling out with your mutual ex bestie who you both feel you failed horribly, but all the other gods in heaven basically see you as two court jesters slapping each other silly goofy clown style.
your near millennia of deep seated trauma is comedic relief to the heavens .. they take bets on which of you will win your current fight … that’s what happened to them
xie lian: comedian first, martial god second 💀