Tgs Jasper - Blog Posts

Jekyll: Whenever I meet a problem that makes me sad or frustrated because I can't seem to fix it, I look at a photograph of all the Lodgers together.

Jasper: Aawwwww-

Jekyll: And I think; "If I can keep these dumbasses alive and out of prison, I can do absolutely anything".

Jasper: -... Oh.

Jekyll: Let's ignore the fact the Lodgers are, in fact, the cause of most of my problems.

Jekyll: Jasper-- Jasper, hey Jasper, Jasper listen to me-

Jasper: I- Yes??

Jekyll: What do you call a werewolf that knows a lot of things?

Jasper: I... Don't know?

Jekyll: An... AWARE-wolf :D:D:D

Jasper: I...

Jekyll: Get it??? Aware like WERE-

Jasper: Sir, please, I get it, but when was the last time you slept?

Jekyll: I have NO IDEA :D:D:D:D

Jekyll: I turned out perfectly fine! I'm perfectly okay!

Jasper: Sir, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Jekyll: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!! NO ONE ELSE PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Jekyll: Sitting on and touching warm rocks... Now that's the good stuff...

Jasper: Are you... A reptile?

Jekyll: What are you-- a cop? Mind your business...

Jasper: Sir, on a scale of 1-10, please rate your pain.

Jekyll: Pi.

Jasper: Pi?

Jekyll: A minimal but a never ending number.

Jasper: What the actual f*ck.

T-REX ARRRRMSSSS

JASPERRR

T-rex arms, or as I call them, bunny arms! I used to position myself like this all the time when I was little😭 I didn’t know where to put my arms, it felt awkward to have them at my side

Jasper: Uhhh…what’s he doing?

Lanyon: Huh? What do you mean?

Jasper, pointing at Jekyll standing in front of his office door: He walked out of his office and has just been standing there for like five minutes…

Lanyon: Oh, yeah he does that sometimes, best to just ignore it.

Jekyll, repeatedly pushing on the doorknob with his finger: *sighs* How much longer must I do this?

Hyde: Until it no longer feels like something bad is going to happen if you stop.