absolutely horrible shitty poopoo dumb idiot fucking disastrous embarrassing disappointing sickly horrendously terrible uninspiring stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid. FUCK.
sometimes I think about how brussel sprouts, cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, kale, collard greens, savoy cabbage, kohlrabi, and gai lan are all the same species, and i understand why biologists are constantly furious about taxonomy