Hey, I was thinking that for our next rewrite, maybe we could do the Cursed Child... I remember being really disappointed when it came out, and the plot about the time turner and Cedric making no sense! And also wishing it was a regular novel instead of a play, and that it didn't turn all the characters into characters that didn't act like themselves...
Would this be something anyone would be interested in??
EXACTLY.
no offense but Iβll never forgive jk rowling for giving us an entire book building up the relationship between scorpius and albus then leaving us with nothing but some heterosexual nonsense
Albus' and Scorpius' amortentia DEFINITELY smelled like sweets. Yes, both of them smell sweets in their amortentia. Don't argue. (Duh the time where Albus stayed for Scorpius' sweets. ππ«Ά)
Once Scorpius thought his amortentia smell was out of friendship, but sometime later he realized that he had never shared his sweets with anyone else except for Albus βΉοΈ
Let's be so real here, Albus and Scorpius are SO BAD at giving dating/relationship advice.
LIKE- These two never had any exes, situationships, or anything like that. They just WENT STRAIGHT (pun? I guess) to crushing on eachother AND THINGS WORKED OUT FOR THEM ππππ
Like literally- their relationship would be one of the healthiest relationship ever- like I genuinely BELIEVE that they couldn't even fight for MORE than 10 minutes without flopping back to eachother βΉοΈπ«Ά
(At some point) they probably think that if someone likes their friend, their friend WILL like them back because they are so in love and so lucky and so in love ππππ
Someone: "So, now that you two are together, what is your go-to dating advice?"
Albus, all confused: "...Well, I just stuck him for like 5 years and keep being secretly in love with him until he likes me back."
Scorpius: "Well yeah that's what I did! All we did was hang out together, hold hands, cuddle, share a bed, and then one day we just confessed! :D"
Someone: "...You know relationships doesn't always work that way."
Scorpius, also confused: "...What do you mean you don't just follow your bestfriend around for years until he likes you back??"
Albus: "Yeah..I mean you just choose them over and over again they'll like you back, right??"
Someone: π€¦
Albus get TONS OF OWLS and LETTERS (From Scorpius ofc) every HOLIDAY. Like, genuinely.
He has letters upon letters PILING in his room (from Scorpius ofc) βΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈ even Harry himself probably confronted him on the amount of letters Albus received
LIKE SERIOUSLY, Harry seeing the piles of letters ONLY FOR ALBUS probably reminded him of that time in the Dursleys with the Hogwarts letters βΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈπ«Ά
And of course, Like any other lovesick teenager, Albus spends ALL HIS DAY on his room writing to Scoprius while almost always late for lunch and dinner βΉοΈπ«Ά
Yes, he'll REPLY TO EVERY LETTER even as stupid as "Albus I found this cat!" with attachment of the photo of the orange cat
"OMG he's so cute βΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈ, what should we name him?? I'll buy him some cat food and cardboard boxes and some fluffy blankets, yeah??? Do you want me to go to floo to your house??? βΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈπ«Ά Love youu"
Scorpius??? NOT ANY BETTER. He spends ALL HIS DAY in the holidays writing to Albus and practically making the family owl going back and forth to their houses ππ
I feel like Draco DEFINITELY had nobody he was writing letters to so he KNEW that tye letters were for Scorpius βΉοΈ
Scorpius and Albus visiting Astoria's grave one day, one person with a flower bouquet each, with Scorpius murmuring, "Mum, I found someone who stayed for my sweets." And Albus cried right then and there βΉοΈ
Perhaps there are days when Scorpius just misses his mother and Albus lends him his shoulder to cry on βΉοΈ
Ugh I have more to come stay tuned y'all I love you guys so much βΉοΈπ«Ά
One of us NEEDS to REWRITE THE CURSED CHILD and deleting whatever that plot was and MAKE SCORBUS CANON ππππ
Like yeah yeah I knew that the plot made very little sense and why things happened that way but let's keep Scorbus going, okay?? βΉοΈβΉοΈβΉοΈ
Because ISTG while everyone out here is hating on TCC and not claiming it (passing it as a fancy fanfiction), I personally ONLY read it to see SCORBUS ππππ
Sorry guys the only thing I enjoyed about TCC is Scorbus and they DESERVE A BETTER STORY.
Goodnight y'all <3
Someone should rewrite The Cursed Child with Dudley having a magical child and the adopted children of Finnigan-Thomas as students in Hogwarts-!! Please ππ
AND ALSO, MAKE SCORBUS CANON. PLEASE.
I love Wolfstar, Deamus, and Scorbus (and TBH WE ALL KNOW WE ONLY READ THE CURSED CHILD SCRIPT BECAUSE OF THEM?!!??) Too much and if you want to fight or criticize me about go argue with the wall πββοΈπ
Deamus is very canon in our eyes. Don't fight with me πββοΈ
I didn't like the TCC plot itself (idk who does tbh) but I like the fact that Albus and Scorpius are like two outcasts I relate to them a lot personally...sorry.
Ron wasn't dumb, really. Well he isn't the book smart kind, but he knows how to get his way in most situations πββοΈ
Lavender Brown DESERVES better and I don't understand why she is so hated (probably because she was dating Ron, BUT LIKE c'mon guys weren't they just teenagers? Don't act like you don't have crushes too πππ- well unless you're aromantic π )
OH AND ALSO CHO CHANG. I feel bad for her because she hasn't moved on but Cedric but still she is so hated for some reason????
I couldn't really understand why Ginny dated Dean? I assumed she did that for casual dating, for fun, or to make Harry jealous(?) Idk (oh and also off topic but I have read many fanfics about jealous! Seamus towards Dean and Ginny's relationship and I love them lollll)
But I personally think if Ginny still likes Harry but still dated Dean anyway- I don't know why she would do it just for her and Dean to break up? NOT BECAUSE I think Ginny shouldn't date Dean, but Dean probably thought him and Ginny were in a serious relationship and stuff-
I haven't picked up the books for a very long time but did Harry use the Felix Felicis only to make Ginny and Dean break up? Or are any other factors to that? (Because if so, I think it's kinda mean but I understand the jealousy)
HERMIONE DEFINITELY KNEW GINNY HAD A CRUSH ON HARRY/VICE VERSA BEFORE ANYONE ELSE DID πββοΈπββοΈπββοΈπββοΈ
Everyone in the fandom IS a real fan and no one is lesser of a Harry Potter fan than the other
The movies lacked a lot but I enjoy it anyways..
People mostly ship drarry, dramione, Blairon, etc not necessarily because they HAVE chemistry, but because of what they could have been or become and the amount of "tension" that they have (which is not necessarily a good romantic tension but rather about their obsession with each other?)
I don't ship these ships above but I can kinda understand (?) Why people do?
You can be anti drarry, anti dramione, drarry shipper, dramione shipper, wolfstar shipper, jegulus shipper and more (anti) ships WITHOUT personally harrasing...yk...the PEOPLE who ship them. Some of you cyberbully real people over fictional characters...sorry