The Frogs - Blog Posts

This has to be my favorite performance ever, of any artist. They fuck up and restart their own song in front of an audience. Second time through they're so excited they start screeching. The audience member audibly orgasming at the end. And the song is about gay sex.

What do the frogs think of the osemanverse?

And where would they get frog sizes books?

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Questions

So, um, funny story?

Minerva McGonagall named her kids Charlie, Oliver, and Tori.

Charlie, coincidentally, is currently dating a frog named Nichard (or Nick for short).

Tori is aroace.

Oliver is too young to date.

Frog Size Books are available at Barnes & Noble and a queer bookstore in downtown Chicago, LA, Seoul, Tokyo and London.

The frogs are nerds.

hello. i heard you like frogs. I also like frogs :3

We are now friends.

The frogs have decreed it.

What are the frogs' opinions on Toads? Do they live together or considered seperate? Can they marry?

Hooooooo. This is a very loaded question. I'll try to simplify as much as I can, though.

So there are two opinions on this. The Technically Correct But Still Bigoted Opinion and the Woke Opinion.

The Technically Correct But Still Bigoted Opinion is that no, Frogs and Toads should not mate because they are different species (the reason it's Bigoted is because most Frogs of this opinion are racist and classist, meaning they think that Frogs should be the dominant amphibian class).

The Woke Opinion is that Frogs and Toads can and should mate because diversity. And it doesn't make weird hybrid species things.

I personally prefer the Woke Opinion, but it's a divided issue.

This is my Frog Whisperer uniform. Yes, I’m barefoot. Also yes, my leaf-cape is technically a blanket (it is regulation, though).

The Frog Council stipulates that I blur my face in my photos for privacy reasons.