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behind every hot girl there is unhealthy, slightly concerning, spiritual connection to harry potter’s dead parents dead friend group

heaven 2016

Remus: hey Padfoot I wonder what’s going on down on earth

Sirius: I don’t know to be honest but-

Remus: wait Sirius, what’s that noise

Sirius: I don’t it kinda sounds like

*Starman by David Bowie stars playing*

*David Bowie enters heaven* Sirius: OMG IT’S DAVID BOWIE

Remus: OMG IT REALLY IS HIM

James: I don’t I’ve seen them this excited for ages

Lily: I know right

*Remus and Sirius just fan girling over meeting Bowie*

Writing a new fanfic on ao3,

Wolfstar and different situations that would occur if they had raised Bambi

. he would know so many curse words, curtesy of Sirius

. he would like having his hair length in between Padfoot and Moony's

. he would love reading, and Moony would start teaching him from a young

. the amount of jinxes and hexes he would know before starting Hogwarts would be so impressive (James would be proud)

. when Harry eventually gets older he would find out about Remus' condition and would always try to help and look after him he night before the full moon and after

. Padfoot and Moony would not raise Bambi the way that they were

. Wolfstar would make amazing fathers

Wolfstar and Sirius' new haircut

Sirius: gets a wolf cut

Sirius:''I got a wolf cut!''

Remus who knows what he is gonna say next: 'sighs'

Sirius: ''I got a Remus cut :)''

Remus: ''I hate you Padfoot''

Sirius: ''Love you too Moony :)''

Okay, so, i really want to write a marauders fanfic (Probably including jegulus) but i have literally no ideas, like my mind is completely blank. So, if anyone has any marauders fanfic ideas, please tell me and i might write them! Also, if anyone wants to write a marauders fanfiction with me, i am completely open to that!

For my friend ❤️ You’ve written such a beautiful story.

Do yourself a favour and take a read. I assure you will not regret it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56316268

This is actually an astounding post. Thank you very much

Proof Regulus is all 3: a jock, a goth, and a prep

This is a companion peice to my poll.

Regulus is all 3 in one; a jock, a goth, and a prep. this is why he is so sexy and why we all worship him so much. In this post I will explain why and how regulus is all 3 of these things at once.

Jock: Ok, I am pretty shocked by how much Jock is losing this tournament. Because I feel like Jock is a very obvious aspect of his personality? I mean, him being a quidditch player is one of the only things we know about him besides his death... and it was so focused upon by Harry... But yes, Regulus is very obviously a Jock, he is on a sports team.,... and he is more strong than he looks.... so yeah, regulus is a Jock! I am guessing maybe people struggle to see this because they are too busy imagining him getting bent over a table or something

Goth: I already explained this in detail, but yes, Regulus is gothic, please read my post about it. I have seen some people say he cannot be gothic due to the origins of the goth movement but we are talking about the modern usage of the word "goth" a word to describe an aesthetic, if you saw regulus walking, you would be like, "whoa, who is that goth guy with the massive sexy ass?" the term goth has changed meanings over time, it refers to an aestehtic more than anything else. and also, I don't think you can try to say the standards of the muggle goth movement apply to wizards. I am using goth in an anachronistic sense; a modern person looking at regulus would say he is goth, and this has nothing to do with what goth meant at the time he was alive.

Prep: Well I don't need to explain this one since everyone Is already voting for it, but yes, regulus is 1. rich and 2. pretentious (see: the note he has on his bedroom door), so yes, I would say he is a prep.

So yes, he is all 3, goth, jock, and prep, which is part of what makes him so sexy, that he is able to encompass everything on this earth all at once, this is why I love him so.

Barty, Evan realised, was very spacey. And not like Pandora, who is more up in the clouds, her thoughts constantly floating from one place to the next. Barty, on the other hand, was more like, if there was nothing to keep his attention, he would drift off into nothingness. It's the only way Evan could describe it. If what was happening couldn't grab his attention, his eyes would drift to something off to the side, and it was like his mind went completely blank. It would take ages to get him out of them.

It hurt Evan to see that the older they got, the worse these episodes got. He was scared that one day, he'd just never be able to find Barty in those eyes again.

Sirius Black, the type of guy to give in to the impulse of opening the door of a fast-moving car.

I have this huge AU that will probably never be written, and it's also my brain being wack.

Moonwater always pretending and denying that Barty isn't their third, like they don't dominate the hell out of him in bed every other night, like Barty doesn't sit between them in the great hall, like Barty isn't asleep between them while Regulus and Remus read late into the night, like half the time Barty isn't sat in Regulus' lap during their classes.

It's a soft, toxic relationship because they never deny Barty affection (have kissed him in front of multiple people) they just deny that they are in a relationship with him.

A Barty and James, as brothers, AU has been circling in my head and has been scratching my brain just right.

Like those big brown eyes, soft, messy black hair, defined jaws, the tan, the bad eyesight (that Barty refuses to admit he has).

Just the way James would be the best big brother and help an Italian Barty to learn English, because his mother knew very little and Sr refuses to teach him or get him help to learn.

Just the hugs, the screaming matches, the emotional stunted mess that is Barty, James holding Barty together when he isn't quite sure what's real. James helping Barty through his depressive episodes, Barty grounding James when he needs it most, helping him get his head out the clouds.

Barty screaming and crying on the Potter's front doorstep for his brother when he could feel himself literally snapping in two from the abuse he has been put under.

Effie thinking she would never have to ever see the product of Fleamont's disloyalty (that they had spent ages working through to get back to where they are now) only to find herself immediately thinking of Barty as her son.

The cuddles.

Barty still becoming a death eater and is unsure why James doesn't hate him. James just wants to see Barty happy and he knows that that is with Evan.

James praying to everything he could think of and performing protection rituals to make sure that his little brother survives the war. He would never be able to look at himself again if something happened and he hadn't tried to do anything.

Barty not fighting Azkaban because he literally has nothing to live for anymore, except maybe some revenge.

Everyone thinking Barty is crying out of fear when he gets sentenced to the dementors' kiss when really they are of happiness because he is just so over it, he wants James, and Evan, and Regulus. And he wants a fucking hug.

All I'm currently thinking about is Remus sending Harry three presents a year that have always managed to get past the Dursleys. One on Harry's birthday, one on Halloween and one on Christmas.

All signed

Love from 🌙

The invisibility cloak was the first present Harry got from this 🌙 that actually came with a letter. Remus had been using it before to hide from the ministry.

If he couldn't take Harry in, because he wouldn't be able to support him financially, because he was a werewolf, because he was chronicly ill, because he was running from the literal government. He can damn well send him some presents that Harry actually gets to keep.

Barty and Remus both get carried around a lot for the same reason but very different at the same time.

Remus, who's having a worse day with his chronic pain than usual, is forced into James' arms, kicking, screaming, and all, but gives up quickly because the relief is almost instant from not having to stand and the affection is nice.

Barty, on the other hand, literally can not walk from how well he was fucked the night before. He tried, multiple times, in fact, but he can't feel his legs, and everything feels so heavy. So he wraps himself around Evan, who easily carries Barty around like he hasn't disabled his boyfriend for a short period of time.

Barty with a vagina is an extreme squirter.

Remus: Well, Peter's asexual, James won't be pulling anyone any time soon, and Sirius is too in love with me to do anything with anyone else.

(Remus says to Regulus, who is complaining about how Barty and Evan have started fucking and dont know what a silencing charm is).

When was someone going to tell me about the Italian Barty Crouch Jr. tag on ao3. Or just Italian Barty in general.

I'm dead. I'm gone. This is everything I will ever need.

Join me in the beauty that is Italian Barty.

A year younger Barty makes pedophile jokes the entire time Evan is of age, and he isn't.

I don't make the rules, but Barty gets spitroasted by Evan and Regulus in their dorm using their cock as a silencing charm.

And later in a Moonwater scenario, Evan gives them permission for Remus and Regulus to spitroast Barty while he watches.

And also Evan and Barty having sex in Evan’s bed with Regulus and Remus having sex in Regulus' bed, both of them leaving the curtains open for the other to watch.

I'm sorry, but Evan Rosier is obsessed with the insides of Barty's thighs. They are always covered in bite marks and hickeys. Evan makes sure that all Barty has to do is press his thighs together to feel what they got up to last night.

He also has an obsession with Barty's nipples. Other than his genitals and thighs, his nipples are the most sensitive part of him. Barty can and has cummed just from Evan occupying his hands and mouth with Barty's nipples.

Evan's body is covered in bite mark tattoos because whenever Barty bites him back (which isn't as often as you'd think, because just Evan dragging his hand up the inside of his thigh can have Barty lost in pleasure) Evan can't help himself from wanting to preserve the absolute beauty that is Barty's teeth marks in his skin.

Barty is obsessed with cockwarming, specifically tying Evan to the bed or chair and just sitting on Evan’s cock while doing some definitely overdue homework or simply just cuddling that usually ends up with Barty falling asleep and waking up to being pounded into because Evan finally managed to get the binds undone.

He's also obsessed with putting Evan in a cock ring and wearing the most revealing outfits Barty would be able to get away with, to drive Evan crazy. This usually ends up with either neither of them cumming or Barty being forced through 3-5 orgasms before Evan takes off the ring and fills Barty up with the biggest load.

Barty has Evans fingerprints tattooed on his hips because the brusies always fade too quickly for both of their liking no matter how hard Evan grips them. And he is very much considering getting Evan’s fingerprints tattooed on his neck or maybe his hand print in general to match the hand print tattoo on his left ass cheek.

Currently thinking of a wolfstar The Greatest Showman AU. With Sirius as Zac Efron's character and Remus as Zendaya's character.

(James would so be Hugh Jackman's character)

Rosekiller that casually rest their hand on the others crotch. Like, they will be sitting together, and Evan will wrap an arm around Barty's waist and end with his hand cupping Barty's crotch. And Barty, in return, will snuggle in close, placing his hand on Evan’s crotch, without even meaning to (some of the time), it was just to keep his balance.

Evan, whenever they do this, will always cup Barty and Barty always without fail, will close his legs around Evans' hand so he can't leave.

Most of the time, it isn't even a sexual thing, it's their own form of casual intimacy.

Rosekiller in the great hall always acting and sounding like they are in the start of a porno. Everyone sort of stays clear of them fully expecting them to start raw dogging on the table one day.

Trans virgin Remus Lupin, who isn't quite ready for the whole being penetrated by a real living penis thing, but is still the hornist mother fucker out there.

His significant other invests in a vibrator that they will randomly slip into his underwear and maybe tie him up in a way that he doesn't have control of where the vibrator goes and how much pressure is applied.

Once their happy with how Remus is set up they'll leave him there and sit across from him jerking themself off while Remus rips through his probably second or third orgasm already.

Remus: shit. Gotta hate bleeding out.

James:(starts getting out of his chair with concern, before reliasing that he's probably just talking about his period.)

James: (very hard thinking 🤔)

James: (shoots out of his seat towards Remus, knowing full well that Remus finished his period a couple days ago, because of the lack of demands for honeydukes.)

Remus: *passes out from blood loss gracefully*

Y'all, what happened to Emmeline Vance, or however her name is spelt, like did we just up and forget about her existence, like I swear she use to be in marauder fan fiction but she just up and dipped. 😭😭

Justice for Emmeline ✊️

Harry Potter, with the little he knew on his parents and their friends, not willing to let them be lost to everyone, including himself 🧡

"I will always keep talking about you. You deserve to be remembered."

— Anonymous

Consider, pregnant Remus Lupin, who, instead of getting pregnancy cravings, stops feeling hunger instead. He gets insanely weak stupidly fast because the baby/babies is consuming all the little nutrients that Remus is managing to get in his system. Remus is extremely nauseous 24/7 and ends up getting hospitalised for the majority of the pregnancy getting put on a feeding tube because his body won't physically let him consume any food. His body never really recovered, and he struggled from there on out to ever put weight on again. His already lean figure became unhealthily skinning even though after giving birth, his diet and everything practically went back to normal.

The real reason Regulus and Remus stopped having children, because Regulus was never ever going to risk his lovers' health like that again.

(I was in an angst type of mood, still feeling like I wanna cry)