Trans virgin Remus Lupin, who isn't quite ready for the whole being penetrated by a real living penis thing, but is still the hornist mother fucker out there.
His significant other invests in a vibrator that they will randomly slip into his underwear and maybe tie him up in a way that he doesn't have control of where the vibrator goes and how much pressure is applied.
Once their happy with how Remus is set up they'll leave him there and sit across from him jerking themself off while Remus rips through his probably second or third orgasm already.
This feels cannon
Like Moonwater definitely adopted Percy at some point
Prongsfoot having the twins, Minerva would wait until the last second to send them their Hogwarts letters because she is not ready for the extra chaos they would be if they were raised by them.
I love the thought of Wolfbuck having Oliver like yes he was definitely raised by someone who is willing to fuel the level of insane obsession that he has for Quiditch and the amont of passion he has for the sport. But also someone who can give him everything else about his personality.
Wait, but what if Bill actually was a werewolf instead of just being scratched by one 🤔
Assigning golden trio and cursed child era characters marauders era ship parents based entirely on soul reading
Wolfstar: Ron and Bill Weasley (and Teddy obvs)
Jegulus: Albus Severus and James Sirius Potter
Bartylus: Victor Krum and Theodore Knott
Rosekiller: Pansy Parkinson
Moonwater: Colin Creevey and Percy and Charlie Weasley
Prongsfoot: Fred and George Weasley
Wolfbucks: Oliver Wood
Marylily: Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley
Pandalily: Scorpious Malfoy (and Luna obvs)
Dorlene: Cho Chang and Blaise Zabini
Marylene: Cedric Diggory and Lavender Brown
Pybill: Neville Longbottom
Lockemouse: Seamus Finnegan
The thing being Remus' wolf actually being an omega, so he's blushing furiously every time the jokes are made, and he subconsciously sighs and nuzzles back when James is breathing him in. And Moony is always suggling up to Prongs during the moons.
Remus Lupin stress bakes so his house always have some kind of treats around (quite often more than one kind)
pairing: james potter x sirius black x remus lupin
synopse:Â James always wants to take care and love the others so much, that he sometimes forgets to do so with himself. thankfully, he has two amazing boyfriends to do so.
warnings: slight angst, panic attacks, self hate kinda, poly relationship, maybe peter redemption, hurt/comfort, i’m actually proud of this, too many italics
word count: 3.7k
a/n: long time no see :) literally love the idea of these three together. i’ve only read things where james is the one putting sirius and remus back together, so why not change that? also, if you don’t like, don’t read.
James always felt a necessity to care. To give. To love.
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