The Muppet Joker - Blog Posts
@the-muppet-joker uhhhh what is this what is going on why did you like my post how did you find me
If you read this, know my liege that I am still a loyal member of the croaker army, even if I have been keeping up with your blog for a while
A fellow enjoyer of Chapel Roan moodboards is an instant close friend to me
if u were to rank croakerverse characters from most fav to least fav who would it be. if queen bethany isn’t #1 im showing up on ur doorstep. long live the feminarchy.
oh jesusita christy theres so many. bethany is DEFINITELY up there tho love a pussy girlboss queen and so many extra points from sharing my birthday
i love kermit as the OG of course but as for "side" characters. i dont fully understand what chris and wisteria have going on but i want what they have
& i love them both as individuals as well (tbc i am speaking of c!wisteria i do not know real person wisteria but also. i love the non-croakerverse posts i.am involved in like most the fandoms they reblog)
i think after those as my top 4. laika's gotta be there cause i think that kid is funny as balls and i actually got so much emotional whiplash abt the death
gordons definitely a solid one. i like her more than milton and 90% of thqt is just worms, even tho milton has 10/10 posts somwtiems too
i missed the whole roommate coven thing but i dont really fuck w athena & sage's blogs in general, some of my least favorites
auhhh
thats all i follow i think. anyone else is kind of ehh??
When my friend’s mom is mutuals with me so I can’t repost the muppet joker anymore
Ever night I lie awake with a pounding in my chest as I remember how temporary this all is. One day I and you and everyone will be dead and then there will be nothing after. I will close my eyes and my memories and thoughts and experiences and feelings will be gone. Where will they go? I am so deeply terrified to not exist. What happens to me when the electric signals in my brain stop firing? I believed that I would find the warm embrace of God after I died. Then, I feared it would be less of an embrace and more of a chokehold as God sapped away my free will and identity into the eternal bliss of heaven and praise. You do not exist if you are stripped of your pain. If I knew my Mother to be in hell and still sang God's praise, I would not be myself anymore. Then, the church reassured me that I was destined for hell, which I took some comfort in. At least I would exist somewhere, screaming in the flames. But no. You do not exist if you are stripped of your joy. Now, I fear that God is as dead as I am to be in several decades or a minute, depending on nothing but luck. Dead dead dead. I am so scared of it all going away. I cry and heave and curse but nothing can be done about it by anybody. At least no one else is as afraid as I am, even if they should be. Afraid afraid afraid. But gods, alive or dead, at least I know Muppet Hole will last forever. When all I know is gone, the worms will still taste the salty necter of my seed which I have planted in the muppet vessel of my desire. This image you sent me has brought me back to my senses. I am not afraid to die! I am not afraid of anything! I am only mad with lust and my erection is filled with knowledge. God bless
Croakerverse Collages Pt. 1
In order:
Kermit x Joker (for @the-muppet-joker)
Milton ( @lifedoesntdiscriminate )
Sage ( @minuseyes )
Gordon ( @consciousgordiacea )
Mavis ( @fungus-of-death )
Wisteria ( @wisteria-html )
Marty ( @long-furby-marty )
Evelyn ( @sharpenyourclaws )
Circe ( @1tsc1rce )