The Rogues - Blog Posts
Snart : *Laying face down on the bar*
Lisa : So Flash said he liked you?
Snart, muffled : Yeah.
Mick :
Mick : and you asked him to marry you?
Snart : Yeah...
Lisa : And??!! How’d he react?!
Snart : I Dunno, I ran before I could scare him even more!
*Meanwhile*
Barry, kicking in the door to the iris’s room with 12 bottles of champagne : Iris! Babe! Holy shit! I'm gonna get married!
Barry : That is absolutely ridiculous! Snart does not have a crush on me!
Caitlin : Yes he does.
Cisco : He's absolutely does.
Mick : He does.
Lisa : duh obviously!
Snart : Yes I do.
Lisa : Hey Lenny, wanna third wheel on my date with Cisco tomorrow?
Snart : Sure.
Lisa : Barry! Wanna third wheel on my date with Cisco tomorrow?
Barry : Sure!
Lisa : Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!
Snart and Barry : ...
Cisco dying of laughter : Lis oh my god!
Lisa : Do you love Barry?
Snart : Yeah, I do.
Lisa : Mick! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!
Mick : We all love Barry. You should've asked if he were IN love with him.
Snart : I thought that was implied.
Mick : ...
Lisa : ...
Snart, looking straight at Mick : Congrats Liz, you just won 100 bucks.
Lisa's First Crime
*Lisa and Snart looking at a locked gate into a park*
Kid Lisa : Aw. :(
Snart : You know what they say.
Lisa : Lenny Please don’t-
Snart : BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
Lisa : Frick-
Caitlin : Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
Barry : I- what?
Snart : My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.
Lisa : It’s called connotations.
Cisco : Try this one on for size, “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned” vs “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty."
Mick : Great news! Language is now banned!
Barry doing flash business : I need someone to take me to art museums and make out with me.
Leonard doing captain cold business : But they said not to touch the masterpieces?
Barry : Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall...
Mick to the rogue and the team flash : This is Mick. Those idiots are flirting again.
Cisco : Every fucking time!
Listened to a friend talk about Flash comics today; why do the flashfam and their Rogues literally operate like the fucking mafia. Why do their Rogues have established rules and consequences and live in constant fear of the day their heroes snap. Why is this the most efficient and moral Rogues Gallery I've seen yet. I'm so intrigued what is wrong with all of them why are they like that. Why are people getting PAID??
Clark Kent vs Gotham’s Rogues
Superbat Idea
Batman’s enemies find out the Bat has a thing with Metropolis’ reporter Clark Kent. So decide to try to kill him (without success)
He is either always saved by Batman, the shots never land, he survives accidents without problem, the guns used to try to kill him always break or people suffer head injuries before landing their shots.
After so many failed attempts people begin to think Clark is a meta, but with some sort of Luck manipulation ability.
Clark and Bruce catch wind of this and go: task failed successfully I guess.