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A Hat in Time prince lives AU I’ve just been referring to as Subcon Kingdom. Explanation under cut! Also, here’s a rp I’ve been using him in.
Basically, the prince is rescued from the cellar after spending only a few days there and when Vanessa finds out, of course she leaves the manor to retrieve him. She’s lured into a trap and sealed away and, since she did not do her whole forest-wide everyone-killing freeze (just a smaller scale one), the kingdom does its best to recover. Not just that, but these events happen only a few months before the events of the main game, so Hat Kid actually gets to explore a Subcon in its ‘prime’ and of course meet the prince who’s just a stressed bean (The two reasons I came up with this AU originally actually)
Top right: Right after Vanessa is sealed away, the prince, desperate for answers, digs through Vanessa’s things to find something. Too bad he does not end up liking the answers he does find.
Bottom right: The prince willingly giving Hat Kid a time piece despite knowing exactly what they can do because what is there left for him in the past but lies? and Hat Kid is so overjoyed that someone isn’t trying to kill her for them.
Bassard babby boy
I’ve been playing him in an RP and here is a list of things he’s done in no particular order:
Casually grabbed a squirrel out of a tree and ate its soul, within like a minute of meeting the other characters.
*Points at the wall thing up there* That.
Ate an entire hawk (it wasn’t one of his proudest moments)
Stood in the middle of a bright, sunshiny field, on an absolutely beautiful day, and was grumpy about it.
Bullied the prince (who was also there due to AU/timeline shenanigans), A LOT. (His favorite thing to do is scare him apparently)
Got so angry that fire started coming out of his mouth and eyes
Fell asleep in the middle of reading while draped over a beanbag chair, because he was just that comfortable.
Threw a hissy fit and turned into his Big Scary Noodle form, only to wind up crammed awkwardly into one half of the room he was in and unable to really move until he could calm back down.
Tenouttaten, would stub my toe for this awful gremlin.
HE'S GOT THE BOW TIE AND EVERYTHING
TFW you ask your friend for two/three silly lines and he sends you an entire scene– (Also pardon my weird formatting, I’m doing this post in ways tumblr never intended–)
Context under the cut!
And if you like my friend’s voice acting, please check out the actual projects he’s part of, here and here!
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Transcription under cut; we got another one of these people!!
The voice acting’s just a amazing and I couldn’t breath.
Judge: Court is now in session for the trial…the—the trial…What the hell are you holding?
Prince: Oh! This is my client’s emotional support muppet. I sent a note informing you of this beforehand.
Judge: Ugh, okay.
Prince: Alright then
(Prince voice switches into Snatcher’s)
Snatcher: Let’s get this shown on the road.
Snatcher: Objection! You say you have no clue why your daughter couldn’t be hired by anyone, but I requested the call logs of every director that my client’s been denied by. And guess whose number I found in everyone of them? That’s right, yours. How did I legally those call logs? Ehehe, it’s simple: I’m an actor myself you know. Quite a few directors were happy to share their information with me seeing how they want to hire me for their movies. Of course, not hiring my client based solely on what you said, hehe, well, she and I can talk about what to do with them at a later date.
Snatcher: There isn’t a single rule in this courtroom that says I can’t make my case through a giant muppet. So long as I’m pleading it properly it’s perfectly legal. Which is a word that would describe the complete opposite of you.
Snatcher: I know exactly what you tried to do. It was a mixture of jealousy over your daughters successful acting career and fear that you would lose the control you had over her life. Killing two birds with one stone, you prevented my client from getting a job, forcing her to live with you again where you could then emotionally manipulate her as much as you pleased. Unfortunately for you, Vanessa’s far stronger than you think she is and she knew to sue you for everything. All the evidence points to you being guilty. Your honor, I rest my case.
Judge: Yes, I see no reason to prolong this trial any further. Mr. Lu- (interrupted by coughing) Ugh, Mr. Snatcher has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you have emotionally manipulated your daughter. The courts finds you guilty.
(This song begins to play in background: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_JcM45gaFs )
Judge: Ugh, I don’t get paid enough for this. Court is adjourned.
TFW you ask your friend for two/three silly lines and he sends you an entire scene– (Also pardon my weird formatting, I’m doing this post in ways tumblr never intended–)
Context under the cut!
And if you like my friend’s voice acting, please check out the actual projects he’s part of, here and here!
Keep reading
I’ve seen this incorrectly quoted before, but never drawn. I needed to change that.