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i know jaskier is decently well known in canon but like... HOW well known? because i keep imagining geralt being like "oh yeah and this is my traveling companion" and you look and it's just like the fantasy equivalent of beyonce

The Witcher but a sitcom is a concept I enjoy very much

geralt @ anyone about to harm jaskier: excuse me, sir, that is my emotional support bard

Judge: We find you guilty, the sentence is death. You'll be hung at dawn.

Jaskier from the back of the room: HE'S ALREADY HUNG

Geralt: Your honor, uncuff me so I can punch my bard.

#a summary

fic idea: jaskier in geralts room wearing this exact outfit