The only tiktok trend that matters is people filming those easter chickens and then going “who did ____ without permission?” and one of the chickens is so fucked up and its obvious who the answer is and the intro to You Gotta Move by Mississippi Fred McDowell is blasting
Also some school spirits text posts because i’m obsessed with it and Milo atm
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( incorrect quotes / accepting !! )
Chloé: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Marinette: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Chloé: No! Four to five seconds! Marinette: Too late.
Marinette: *Gets down on one knee* Chloé: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. Marinette: *Falls over* Chloé: The poison is kicking in.
Marinette, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Chloé, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
Ladybug: What is your biggest weakness? Queen Bee: I can be uncooperative. Ladybug: Okay, can you give me an example? Queen Bee: No.