jon snow at politics: Sam my close personal friend Sam who would die for me just rigged the nights watch lord commander election for me because he is charismatic and good at talking to various different oppositional factions of the watch to get them to support me which is the only reason I have the power I do. What should I do with an ally that has that skillset? Exile him to wizard school against his will on the other end of the continent by himself for multiple years🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️I should only allow my enemies who want to kill me near me☝️
jon snow at municipal loan negotiation for some goddamn reason: