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3 years ago

Musa and Riven Babysitting Flo and Helia daughter. PART 1.

Musa:Phoebe whatever it is we just wanna try to make it better.

Riven: What you got to be sad about? Did one of the paw patrol dogs died?

*shaking her head*

Musa: Listen Phoebe, problems are like guitars, the longer you leave them with out pitching, the worse they get.

*Covering her face*

Phoebe*Covering her mouth*: A boy at school was mean to me.

*Riven gets up*

Riven*kill mode active*: What did he do?

*Phoebe shows a box to Musa*

Musa*reading the note*: Merry Christmas Phoebe, I got you something you desperatly need, your secret santa Bernard.

Riven*angrier*: Who the fuck is Bernard?

*Musa opens the box*

Musa: Why did Bernard get you toothpaste and mouth wash sweetie?

Phoebe: Because he told everyone I had terrible breathe.

Riven*fury active*: Where does Bernard live?

Musa: Riv, you're not going to beat up a little kid.

Riven*confused*: Why not?

Musa*pissed*: Why do you think? Fucking dumb head.

Riven: Ok, it was just a suggestion Muse.

Musa: Phoebe listen, some kids are just mean little dicks, yeah? I bet your breathe dosen't smell that bad. Come on.

*Gets closer to her to smell it.*

Musa*worried*: Come on Phoebe it's me. Let me have a smell. Come'on.

*Phoebe nods and opens her mouth*

*Musa smells*

*Musa is about to throw up*

Musa*about to puke*: Oh...

Riven: Hey! She feels bad enough!

Musa*still trying to not puke feeling terrible*:I'm sorry I really tried.

Riven: It can not be that bad.

*Phoebe hides behind the pillow*

Phoebe: GO AWAY! Riven: Phoebe..

Phoebe* about to cry*: I'm a monster.

Riven: Come'on green, I spend my teenage years living with men, i promise you I smell worse.

Musa *whispering*: I don't know.

Riven: Come'on sweetheart.

*Phoebe opens her mouth.*

*Riven really focused on not passing out*

Riven: I think you might be dying...

*Riven holding Musa and putting her on front*

Musa: Pheebs, listen that is not like I forgot to brush my teeth bad.

Riven*throwing up behind*: UHH!

Musa: Or like I ate onions bad.

Riven*contiuning throwing up*: OHHH!

Musa: It's medically bad, which means it's not your fault. Come here.

*Sits her in her lap*

Riven: Ok, I'm good. Girls put your coats on.

Phoebe: Where are we going?

Riven: Where going to visit your nerd posh uncles and see if any of them is a dentist. And if we don't find the cure, we will go to that fair you like.


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