this horoscope shit is easy. watch this
aries - someone is keeping you in mind today!
taurus - your bones is feeling down today. consider looking at images of “skeletons”
gemini - learn how to identify at least 5 local bird species. this will be important later
cancer - take a good long look at the ceiling, or the sky. keep looking. see anything cool? well, you looked pretty silly
leo - close tumblr NOW
virgo - the ghost of your furthest ancestor is watching over you today so don’t fuck it up. also she hates your boyfriend
libra - only download .pk4 or .fun filetypes today
scorpio - google search “worst named horses”
sagittarius - beast demands offering. fruit skins or bespoke drawing; left at the foot of your bed
capricorn - show your shadow a little fuckin appreciation today. it’s working so hard
aquarius - do you know anybody who’s an aries? yeah that one. someone needs to take that guy down a peg. figure it out
pisces - there’s a cackling witch stirring a big cauldron full of broth and carrots and onions and mushrooms. she needs meat but the prices at the grocery store are outrageous. just thought you’d like to know