A story of my friend's mom, who works for a delivery company.
Friend's Mom: *on a call with a customer*
Customer: *discussing returning a package*
Friend's mom: what was in the package?
Customer: *hesitates*
Customer's mom, in the backround of the call: just tell her what it is.
Customer: no...
Customer's mom: Tell her!
Customer, yelling: OKAY, ITS.. ITS GAY P0RN! IM GAY, MOM!
Customer's mom: *yelling back in shock*
Friend's mom: *dying and red in the face, coworker asks if she's okay*