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6 years ago

What actually happened in 6th year:

Draco, in the smallest of booty shorts and stilettos: I SURE HOPE POTTER *strikes a pose* ISN’T UNDER HIS INVISIBILITY CLOAK *strikes another pose* OR IS SPYING ON ME.


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7 months ago

Q: If you could be any DnD race and class what would you be?

Neil, with no hesitation: Rich.


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1 month ago

I once suggested ( forced ) one of my friends to read ajin and after she's read the first two vol. she asked me if kei and kaito are just 'friends' 💀💀💀


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4 years ago

Tecna: Have you ever liked someone before But too scared to say it?

Timmy: all the time.

Tecna: Same.

Timmy and Tecna: * awkard silence*

*Stella and Helia spying from a bush*

Stella: Their idiots!

Helia: Oh my god!

Both of them: Kiss already!


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1 month ago

You can not tell me that this didn't happen to the guys in jatp at some point

i was speaking to my drum teacher today, and he was telling me about this time he and his band accidentally went to a gay bar and didn't know until they were inside, but it took their bassist 40 minutes to clock on and be like 'oh my god guys i think we're at a gay bar :0' and it just gave me massive reggie vibes, maybe all bassists have dumbass energy


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1 year ago
Literally Me When @lyonneriley Followed Me Recently 😭❤️

Literally me when @lyonneriley followed me recently 😭❤️


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3 years ago
I Was Playing On My Sky Block World Then These Events Transpired Pt 1

I was playing on my sky block world Then these events transpired pt 1


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2 years ago

Mother is unaware father's temperature is rising

at the anatomy store, he is committing sins


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1 year ago

1. I'm watching Bluey rn

2. I think I just ate soap


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deatheater using polyjuice potion [pointing at regulus] - shoot him, he's the shapeshifter.

sirius [aiming for the deatheater]- the real regulus would never give up an opportunity to die.

regulus- yup, rookie mistake honestly.


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3 years ago

Sirius: "Andy, sit on the couch. This is a stress-free zone. Stress isn't good for the baby."

Andromeda: "Awww, thanks Sirius. This is so sweet."

Ted: *walks in* "Hey Sirius, do you wanna-"

Sirius: "WHY ARE YOU IN THE STRESS FREE ZONE?!"

Alphard: "Sirius, you're defeating the point of a stress-free zone!"

Sirius: "Oh... sorry..."

Ted: "So you don't want to come with me to the Muggle supermarket and ride the kidde ride?"

Sirius: "What?! No, don't be ridiculous."

Sirius: "Of course I do, let's go." *drags Ted to the door by the sleeve*

Ted: "Sirius, I need shoes!"

Sirius: "You have socks on, you're fine!"


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6 years ago

Wolfstar

* Sirius in denial *

Sirius: I swear I am straight 

James: pads you’re lying in the hospital wing because moony gave you a boner so powerful you started bleeding internally 

Sirius: yeah but I said no homo though... 


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