Draco, in the smallest of booty shorts and stilettos: I SURE HOPE POTTER *strikes a pose* ISN’T UNDER HIS INVISIBILITY CLOAK *strikes another pose* OR IS SPYING ON ME.
Q: If you could be any DnD race and class what would you be?
Neil, with no hesitation: Rich.
I once suggested ( forced ) one of my friends to read ajin and after she's read the first two vol. she asked me if kei and kaito are just 'friends' 💀💀💀
Tecna: Have you ever liked someone before But too scared to say it?
Timmy: all the time.
Tecna: Same.
Timmy and Tecna: * awkard silence*
*Stella and Helia spying from a bush*
Stella: Their idiots!
Helia: Oh my god!
Both of them: Kiss already!
You can not tell me that this didn't happen to the guys in jatp at some point
i was speaking to my drum teacher today, and he was telling me about this time he and his band accidentally went to a gay bar and didn't know until they were inside, but it took their bassist 40 minutes to clock on and be like 'oh my god guys i think we're at a gay bar :0' and it just gave me massive reggie vibes, maybe all bassists have dumbass energy
Literally me when @lyonneriley followed me recently 😭❤️
I was playing on my sky block world Then these events transpired pt 1
Rosquez & their brothers circa 2013
Mother is unaware father's temperature is rising
at the anatomy store, he is committing sins
“She Ancient on my Ruins till I Artifact.” -My best Friend and Worst Enemy @writerinconstantcrisis while on call with me today
Is this…freaky…
deatheater using polyjuice potion [pointing at regulus] - shoot him, he's the shapeshifter.
sirius [aiming for the deatheater]- the real regulus would never give up an opportunity to die.
regulus- yup, rookie mistake honestly.
Sirius: "Andy, sit on the couch. This is a stress-free zone. Stress isn't good for the baby."
Andromeda: "Awww, thanks Sirius. This is so sweet."
Ted: *walks in* "Hey Sirius, do you wanna-"
Sirius: "WHY ARE YOU IN THE STRESS FREE ZONE?!"
Alphard: "Sirius, you're defeating the point of a stress-free zone!"
Sirius: "Oh... sorry..."
Ted: "So you don't want to come with me to the Muggle supermarket and ride the kidde ride?"
Sirius: "What?! No, don't be ridiculous."
Sirius: "Of course I do, let's go." *drags Ted to the door by the sleeve*
Ted: "Sirius, I need shoes!"
Sirius: "You have socks on, you're fine!"
* Sirius in denial *
Sirius: I swear I am straight
James: pads you’re lying in the hospital wing because moony gave you a boner so powerful you started bleeding internally
Sirius: yeah but I said no homo though...