there's a specific subset of fans who headcanon pete to have curtwen grandparents and while i see the vision it's a little funny like yeah my grandpa invented the computer my other grandpa is a world-famous spy who tried to stop him from doing that and almost killed him they've been married ever since. my dad sells women's shoes
What happened while Rapunzel was away
i feel like burgh is all the weirdest parts of bug enthusiasts and artists concentrated into a fatal mixture shaped like a gym leader
jerren on his way to beat miquellas ass once he learns what he did to radahn
(Elden Ring)
Part II of Kazuha’s story with collecting leaves 🥹
Part I: https://www.tumblr.com/poko-no-spoko/714072442707066880/he-buys-them-at-awful-prices
My headcanon for Veilguard is that it was a book Varric wrote, but the Chantry got involved and made him change a bunch of stuff. Most of it didn’t happen, at least not that way. They needed some propaganda, and quick. Their precious Herald of Andraste just fucked off with the Dread Wolf himself to live in the Fade forever. Varric begrudgingly made the edits, killed himself off in the book, then washed his hands of it, and is relaxing in sunny Rivain under a fake name right now.
Yuu: You owe me an apology and 300,000 madols.
Crowley: Why 300,000 madols?
Yuu: Severe emotional damages.
Apple of My Eye Part 2: La manzana
Enjoy!
^almost died laughing
dru after recommending a horror movie to kit knowing she's going to have approximately 37 increasingly distressed text messages waiting on the phone in the morning