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HE'S GOT THE BOW TIE AND EVERYTHING
TFW you ask your friend for two/three silly lines and he sends you an entire scene– (Also pardon my weird formatting, I’m doing this post in ways tumblr never intended–)
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Hi !! Can you write one of those group chat text but with Emily and y/n. They are in a secret relationship and y/n wears Emily's shirt which leads their relationship being revealed
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summary: reader shows up to work in emily’s shirt.
warnings/pairings: emily prentiss x BAU!fem!reader, established relationship, swearing, a few mildly inappropriate jokes, and the BAU being menaces per usual.
thank you so much for your request!! this is my first emily x reader and i literally love this ask sm!!! sorry it took a while to get back to you, but i hope you like it!
sorry it’s so short yall, BARE WITH ME
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Now that we're officially in the Holiday Season what is your headcanon for the Robinson Family's favorite Christmas movies?
Ooooh I love this question! Here's my list of what each of the Robinson's favorite Christmas movie is:
Cornelius: All the classic claymation movies (The Year Without A Santa Claus, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, etc. Ever since he was adopted, his parents would turn those on while they decored their house.) 🥹
Franny: The Santa Clause. 🎅 (She's been watching it every year since she was a little girl.)
Wilbur: The Nightmare Before Christmas. 💀🎄 (Franny made it a point to show him all the classics, and he went through a phase where he dressed up as Jack Skellington for a month straight. 🤭)
Bud: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. 🎅🎄
Lucille: Miracle on 34th Street. 🫶
Fritz: A Christmas Story. He makes it a point to watch the 24-hour rerun special every year. 🕰
Petunia: A Christmas Carol. (She rraltes to Scrooge a little too much...) 👻
Laszlo: Krampus. (I get the vibe he's not a huge fan of the warm and fuzzy Christmas movies, and he prefers horror films. 🤷♀️)
Tallulah: Elf. 🎄🗽
Joe and Billie: The Polar Express. 🚂 (They bonded over their love for it ❤️)
Art: Home Alone. 🏠
Gaston: How the Grinch Stole Christmas 🎄😈
Spike and Dimitri: They just watch whatever is on through the window. 🪟🫣
I know it makes for a good story and evocative scenery and I enjoy it-- but I keep expecting Arthur to ask John "why would you describe it like that??"
200 Word RPGs 2024
Each November, some people try to write a novel. Others would prefer to do as little writing as possible. For those who wish to challenge their ability to not write, we offer this alternative: producing a complete, playable roleplaying game in two hundred words or fewer.
This is the submission thread for the 2024 event, running from November 1st, 2024 through November 30th, 2024. Submission guidelines can be found in this blog's pinned post, here.
Headcanon: Eliot can ballroom dance as well as any professional. Better, in some instances. And no one knows this until they have to work a con at a dance studio that's a front for trafficking. He has to compete, which adds another pseudo-celebrity persona to his identities.
Of course this naturally also results in him acquiring a ton more fangirls - and fanboys! - because a) hyper competent dancing is HAWT and b) he's going to be in a male ballroom dance competition outfit which... well, I'll leave y'all to try Googling that and picture Eliot in something like it. #AHEM
So poor Hardison is on full time social media/attempting to control the hype duty while also trying to do the digital stuff for the actual job AND making sure to needle/mock/jab at Eliot at every possible opportunity... until the team actually sees their hitter, their punchy grump-up artist, dancing in one of the competitions and. Well. It's basically a Scheherazade moment that nearly blows the con because hey, this grade of dance is supposed to be emotive, right, and they're all gawking so hard they nearly miss their marks.
The fact Eliot refuses to actually acknowledge how good he is, just growling and stomping off when someone tries to actually compliment him, only adds to the effect.
Nate meanwhile is in Actual Hell because let's set this theoretical episode in early to mid S5 as, of course, Sophie just LOVES the idea of "going dancing" and is thoroughly miffed that her newly sort-of s/o can barely do a basic waltz. Bonus points if she suggests, in either or both of their hearing, that Eliot could maybe teach Nate some moves to help.
Only later it turns out the only person who Elio has actually volunteered to teach some steps to is Parker, firstly because she's competent enough to actually follow along, and secondly because that way she can take Hardison dancing on one of their date nights, which of course leaves Alec melted into an absolute puddle because he's essentially just an enormous ball of squish in the shape of a boy.
And we fade out the episode as Parker and Hardison head for their night out while Sophie is trying to teach a purposefully-failing Nate some basic steps, seeing Eliot in the kitchen of the brew pub humming to himself and, secure in the moment of being entirely unobserved, execute an absolutely perfect reverse fleckerl with a bowl and whisk as his only partner.
uhg i need to write more vantablack i love this ship
anyways have a really short drabble i wrote in discord in like 10 minutes based off this prompt
“i have to go.. iron... my cat.” ink steps back, smiling nervously at the taller, goopy being in front of him. nightmare, on the other hand, looks fairly unamused.
“ink you can just say you’re uncomfortable.” despite his attempt to keep his voice monotone, a hint of sadness seeps through.
“no! no i just- it’s not like that i *swear*.” ink waves his arms, trying to reassure him. “i just- don’t know how to respond? i’ve never been asked on a date before-“ he’s about to go off on another rant, but nightmare interrupts him.
“you can say no-“
“but i want to!” ink pauses, fiddling with his scarf “yeah. yeah i want to. i just- okay to be honest i was gonna go home and scream for at least 10 minutes.”
nightmare snorts, smiling a little “so.. that’s a yes?”
“yes.”
“alright. well, you can go iron your cat now.” he snickers softly
“don’t mock me!”