This Is So Funny - Blog Posts
Scara would make fun of Ajax for ranking 11 in a group with only 9 people
Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about āØ neurodivergent protagonists āØ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is
nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back
Okay I think I know what it is. Jee is like an eagle. Totally stunning from side view. Derpy from front. It's the shape of his hair and nose, I think????
wellā¦ you are right! butā¦ this is not a nice thing to say to our lieutenant and poor hawky!
Stevie!! So Cute!! ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
Steven is a diva
iām losing my mind
ME EVERY TIME BRO
Image representing the woes of my dear distractor Goobert, @visinox
Being the only guy who works in a beauty store is fucking hilarious sometimes. Im the only one who can sell our shitty beard shampoo and a not insignificant amount of our customers think im untrustworthy. According to my coworkers i use every mens product we have so they can get dudes to buy a shaving cream. Trying to explain to people that theres no difference between "men's" and "women's" products is like talking to a brick wall. Ive had multiple women get angry with me for sampling them out one of our "men's" moisturizers when they specifically said they wanted a mattifying one to control oil and that's the best one we have for those two things. I still think about the guy who came in asking if we had "masks for men." I contemplate ending it all every time someone returns a completely unused product that they absolutely refuse to try just because it either says or doesnt say "for men" on it. 90% of the time its the perfect product for them. I had a lady who was willing to buy a worse product for her needs that was more expensive just so it wouldnt say it was for men. Are you ever tired? Are you ever exhausted? These are the same kinds of people who say that im the one whos obsessed with gendering everything because im trans.
you KNOW the rest of the team is regretting not saving jackie when they could bc now the tasmanian devil and her little muppet hat gf are wreaking havoc everywhere they go š
which ao3 tag are you?
Neil Armstrong playing ukulele while in quarantine immediately after Apollo 11 returned to Earth, July 1969
Running gag where Mike Newton is constantly almost finding out about the supernatural
Heās constantly overhearing funny bits and pieces of conversation but none of it is strictly incriminating (e.g. Bella: āIām so hungry I could eat a horseā¦ wait. Is that something youāve tried?ā Edward: āI havenāt, but in 1972 Emmett and Jasper learned the phrase ādouble dog dareā. Iāll leave it at thatā)
Heās on a hike and turns his head just a half-second too late to see Esme tackle a bear into a ditch, out of sight
He muses aloud to Bella one day that her friend Jacob from the rez gained muscle, like, inhumanly fastā¦. Would he share his workout/diet regimen?
Oh yeah, have this other shit post I made
It randomly came to me one night and wouldnāt leave, so Iām making yall suffer with me
comic about slick and the rockies for @freightappreciationweek !!
yesterday i went to a party and i kissed this girl and she kept trying to give me her linkedin and i was like ...LINKEDIN? and she said yes linkedin. so i said i dont use linkedin. do you have instagram though. and she was like yes i do have instagram. you should add me on linkedin. and i said i dont use linkedin. and she said i will add you on linkedin. and i said girl give me your instagram you are NOT flirting with me through linkedin. and she was like. ok. fine. here's my instagram then. and gave me her instagram, which she clearly uses a lot, so it wasnt even that she only uses linkedin but rather that she just wanted to talk to me through linkedin specifically. fascinating woman if i wasnt already attracted to her her unwavering loyalty to linkedin wouldve drawn me in for sure
If anyone is looking for a Christmas Hannukah present, I highly recommend The Latke Who Couldn't Stop Screaming, by Daniel Handler Lemony Snicket.
It's the story of a little latke who has to deal with obnoxious Christmas decorations who think Hannukah is Jewish Christmas. And also being fried in hot oil.
REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS
Too many beds
Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
Really nice guy who hates only you
Academic rivals except itās two teachers who compete to have the best class
Divorce of convenience
Too much communication
True hateās kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)
Dating your enemyās sibling
Lovers to enemies
Hate at first sight
Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead
Fake amnesia
Soulmates who are fated to kill each other
Strangers to enemies
Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you arenāt actually dating
Too hot to cuddle
Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground
Nursing home au
Legend has it she still flops around irelandš
YOU HEARD ME
DAMAGED EGG
Hi!!! Your name is, uh, Jimmy right?? - @davethecoolestguy
yes that is my name!!