This Is So Funny - Blog Posts
Drivers Jack Brabham, Jim Clark and Graham Hill at the doghouse charity event
Goofy baby edmontosaur chose death while a thal screams in the background
This is just my 2¢ as a nonbinary person but I genuinely think that cis people's gender is just as constructed as trans people's. Cis people love to accuse us of having making up genders or artificially modifying our appearance but....the entire makeup, fashion, diet, workout, and haircare industry exists so that cis people can maintain the illusion of two entirely distinct genders with no overlap.
I KEEP CALLING WOMEN CHICKS IM WATCHING TOO MCUH SPN IM SO SORRY GUYS IM SO SORRY
Tell me why Tumblr keeps showing me the reblog/repost button and is trying to SEDUCE me into tapping on it like, "Tap for a little surprise~" LIKE NO? EXCUSE ME?
I do not come to Tumblr for quality content. I come here for chaos and fandom smut >:( And I ain't about to expose myself on my blog like that :/
Just realised that Brennan uses the same voice for Gertie Bladeshield as he does for Perry the pigeon in Unsleeping City. Nothing else to say - just obsessed with this character choice.
Lemme guess, the voice is Saul?
Breaking bad
combating my depression one jar of maraschino cherries at a time
Vector: So WHY exactly did you think using a blowdart in a party game was a good idea???
Espio: Is that not normal?
Vector: NO?????? Why would it be????
Espio: That's how we played back in ninja training.
Vector: H U H ?
Espio: Last one standing wins.
Vector: ....How many times have you been hit with a blowdart?
Espio: Enough that they stopped working on me. Wanna see?
Vector: NO-
FINALLY, I HAVE A PLATFORM TO POST THESE ON
I made these lik 3 years ago cuz my friend and i were fucking dying over the idea of ford having the fucking girltech journal, just refound them
SO THIS DUDE SENT MY LITTLE SISTER A FUCKING CREEPY ASS MESSAGE, IN REPLY WE DEAD ASS SENT THIS DUDE THE WHOLE ASS MOVIE SCRIPT TO THE LEGO NINJAGO MOVIE AND BLOCKED HIM IMIDIATELY!
NO BECAUSE WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE!?
I AM HOWELING WTF
Kisame and Itachi do be looking good tho-
Person: hey why don't you just draw from memory!?
What I remember:
VS
What I get:
Naruto various funny scenarios with (Y/N)
I am gonna hate myself after this.
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Sasuke reading a paper aloud as team 7 walks:' A group of students play 'Hide-and-seek' In the fine arts center at 11pm, which caused a faculty member to call the village ninja. The ninja arrived but were not able to find the students.'
(Y/n): They just made it a higher stakes game of hide and seek. When no one wants to play just hide and see if the ninja finds you, they win, if they don't find you. Missing person's report!
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Teen (Y/n): I like people who both hate themselves with a burning passion and think they can effortlessly surpass God at the same time.
Teen Gaara: What is your problem today?
Teen (Y/n): Shut the fuck up, you're one of those people bitch.
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Teen (Y/n): I just now realized that marriage it like the buddy-buddy system that we were taught in elementary school but permanent.
Might Gai: That is a very enlightening observation!
Teen (Y/n): I am never getting married
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Teen (Y/N): I was walking home from a mission from the Sand Village and along the way I overheard a group of kids checking out a field of pumpkins, but in the very middle is this huge ass pumpkin that is like 3 times my size. But this little as kid looks at her brother and points to the pumpkin and goes- "Look Hago, this pumpkin is ALMOST as big as your FUCKING EGO"
And I swear to God Hago looked so hurt and betrayed.
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Teen (Y/N) standing in a tree spouting nonsense: I understand why you get so mad when people tell you to calm down during a fight because I got into an argument with Neji today and Rock Lee put his hand on my head and said, "Take a minute to breathe" On God, I almost threw that caterpillar, bug eyed mother fucker into the Mediterranean.
Akatsuki Sasuke: Now you know how I felt when you told me to calm down-
Teen (Y/n): This isn't about you.
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Teen (Y/n): I can't stop thinking about people who first ate mushrooms that they just randomly found and had to go through trial and error of like- " This one tastes like beef, this one killed Marada almost immediately and this one makes you see Hirishima for a week."
Itachi: What is your problem?
Teen (Y/n): You locked me in this room for the past 30 minutes.
more baby tilly
St as out of context Danny Gonzalez clips
(this is so unbelievably niche lmao)
Soo I made a voiceover with my cousin
I add a bonus scene cause why not 😊
Blue bubble 💭 :Me
Red bubble 💭: My cousin
( The art does not belong to me, it belongs to @bonniefront )