This Would Happen - Blog Posts
Okay my sister has been begging me for like two weeks to post this comic she drew
I will preface that she doesn't like TMNT but she does like Splinter - specifically MM Splinter- because he's "just a cute lil old rat"
yeah I also don't really know what's going on but she's been asking for me to post it so here we are
okay but why can I see Willie and Alex getting married and living together in the future and they get into a fight so Willie makes hotdogs for dinner just to make Alex mad
"You're being a superstar and all I've got are victim cards" "But baby, when you touch her, I bet she doesn't flinch" "If we're livin' the dream, I hope we never wake up" "Gave a two-word response, and I was havin' a breakdown" "We could live off of magic and maybes" "Love's a verb and not a bandage" "I'm doing better, I made it to September I can finally breathe" "So Samson blamed Delilah But given half the chance I, I would have made him weaker too"
”baby i'm the illiad of course you couldn't read me” “and what was cheap to you was all i had” “oh mr bruce wayne where's that cape now?” ”nobody actually happy and healthy has ever felt so desperate to prove it” “i'm on a one way to trip to take over the world you could have come, babe i held out my hand” “well fucking sue me because at least then we could talk about it” “it was shining lights it was rock n roll”
Constantine finding out Billy smoked once (Like once in his entire life) and starts playing random anti-smoking ads everytime their in a room together.
John: (pulling out a cigarette) Now lad, this is a great time to remind you of the “do as I say, not as I do” rule.
Billy: (sweating) about that.
John: You better be yanking my chain-
Billy: well… 👀
John: (spiraling) Oh fuck. Zee was right. The second hand smoke bullshit is real. I made you into a bloody smoker.
Billy: No! I smoked years before I even met you-
John: Years!? You’re eleven-
Billy: uh gotta go bye! SHAZAM
~later~
Billy: (walks into house of mystery) Hey John, sorry about earli-errr
John, Zatanna, Chas, Black Adam, and Tawny: (all sitting in a circle, wearing anti-smoking shirts)
Tawny: This is an intervention.