Thomas Lightwood - Blog Posts

*Will and Tessa finding Jesse and Lucie making out on the balcony*

Tessa*shocked*: Is that our Lucie?

Will: It is our Lucie!

Tessa: With a young man. On the balcony.

Will*proudly*: Well. At least one of our children is carrying out our legacy.

Tessa: Will!!

Chain of iron spoiler

Alistair: I am very cruel.

Thomas: Umhmm.

Alistair: I hate the whole world.

Thomas: Uh huh.

Alistair: I will never love anyone ever!

Thomas: Honey you are currently lying in my lap.

Alistair*in a small voice*: I like it here okay!

Will and tessa after reading throne of glass together.

Jem: If you keep pranking Gabriel I will throw you in the Thames.

Will: My name is Will Herondale and i will not be afraid.

Jem: Will! Tessa! Are you ready to leave.

Will and Tessa *together*: Let's go and rattle the stars Jem!

Alastair Carstairs is the most bottom-y bottom to ever bottom. In this essay I will-

Jesse: where did u learn to fight like that?

Lucie: I have an older brother and his three friends that are like family

Jesse: really?

Lucie: yeah, Christopher blows up everything he touches, James used to start crying every time he heard a sad song, Thomas prefers wildcats, and Matthew can really rock a cocktail dress and six-inch heels, and I wasn't going to let anyone give them shit for that. So I had to learn to beat up people bigger than me pretty early on

Thomas: Alastair may seem tough, but really, he wouldn't hurt a fly

Alastair: bitch I kill demons for a living and I almost killed matthew last week what do you mean

Thomas: *kisses Alastair's neck*

Alastair: what is this?

Thomas: affection

Alastair: disgusting

Alastair:

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Alastair: do it again

Um? Mags?? Are we talking about the same Thomas Lightwood?? Because if we are then I am very interested in what Tom will be getting up to in the rest of tlh. Even more so if this monster bit is involving a certain carstairs