Thor 1 - Blog Posts
i understand that ragnarock is the funniest thor movie just because,,,,,, it has the most jokes and all of them are hilarious but some of you are ignoring the absolute comedic genius that is thor 1. the entire movie is set off by loki essentially performing a prank on his brother because he thinks he's dumb and doesn't deserve to be king but it backfires so horribly that loki finds out he's adopted from a race of people he was taught to hate and his brother is straight up exiled. and when he tries to talk to his father about this he doesn't want to talk to loki SO much that he falls into a coma and loki becomes king. i cannot stress enough how he just accidentally performed a coup. he literally just played a prank on his brother and ended up on the throne of asgard
Thor Odinson x Latina Woman
He’s obsessed with wanting to learn about the culture.
He wants to hear all the legends and tales there is to know.
Dia de Muertos, he helps with the ofrenda and celebrates with you.
He learns of the Aztecs and is fascinated, “You, my queen, come from warriors.”
If you ever take him to a family party, he is built for those parties.
Loud music, kids running around, not even finishing his beer before he’s handed a new one? This is the best thing that could happen to him.
When he tries to speak in Spanish, he can’t roll his r’s and doesn’t like that you laugh.
He's very confident in his Spanish, even if it's not the best.
He always wants to practice his Spanish but you don't mind because he's trying.
He will try any food that is handed to him.
He loves the huge portions of food, “No one serves me this much.” “Well eat up because you’re probably getting a second or third plate too.” Literally so happy.
He thinks he can handle the salsa. He was wrong.
“By Odin’s beard, my tongue is in flames!”
“So, you are telling me, that you fill a cardboard box essentially, with treats, then beat the can out of it? That’s brilliant!”
Gets sad that you won’t let him use his hammer to beat the piñata.
“Must I use a stick when I possess my mighty hammer? It will be quicker to get the sweets.”
Loves the drama of telenovelas.
"Wait! She's pregnant with her husband's brother! I was not expecting that."
He's kinda scared when you're mad and yelling in Spanish.
You call him “Mi Cielo”