Tim X Kon - Blog Posts
No one is straight and no one is monogamous.
Coming out in the Wayne family would be:
Guys, I have something to say
What _______?
I-I am straight!
Say it an't so!?!
AND and monogamous!!!
OH my god no not from my ____
Damian, to Tim: I feel it is only right to tell you I am pursuing the kent boy.
Damian, nervously: ...and the batson boy.
Tim: Cool, I'm glad they make you happy.
Damian: what? why aren't you shocked!?
Tim: why would I be?
Damian: I'm courting two people at once!
Tim: so? They know about each other, right?
Damian: well, yes, but-
Tim: then that'd be kinda hypocritical, don't you think? With me dating Kon and Bernard and all-
Damian: you are.
Damian: what.
Tim: yes??? You knew this??
Damian, alarmed: I most certainly did not!
Tim: Damian, everyone in this family is poly, It'd be weirder if you were monogamous.
Damian: that can't be right, what about Todd?
Tim: Roy and Starfire.
Damian: Brown and Cain are monogamous-
Tim: with the way they keep chatting up the new intern at Wayne Tech? Please.
Damian: Thomas isn't in a relationship.
Tim: still poly.
Damian: Richard??
Tim: literally married to Wally and Babs, you were at the weddings, Damian? what the fuck??
Damian: Father-
Tim: is dating half the justice league, three villains and your mother, Damian!
Damian:
Damian, realising why that photo of the Wayne's and Alfred looked so romantic: my god.
Tim really when from two rich parents to another rich parent got in a relationship with a guy whose dad is rich (Kon/Conner) and with another boy that came from money too (Brenard).
So that is
1 2 3 4 (father-in-law) 5 also (father-in-law)
HE IS A FIVE TIME NEPO--BABY
(6 if you count Ra ((the creep))