Timberkon - Blog Posts
Did we all collectively agree that Tim chooses to have a public feud with Red Robin as a way to cover his identity?
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Reporter, pushing a microphone on RR: What are your thoughts on Tim Wayne's recent kidnapping?
Red Robin, deadpan: He's an asshole cosplaying a feral racoon and whiny bitch.
-Later that day-
Tim, watching the news: Well fuck you too *flips off the TV*
Batfam: *concerned*
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Bernard, who's publicly in a relationship with Timothy Drake-Wayne, was caught kissing RR on a rooftop. Kon-El, who the world thinks definitely has a thing with RR, was seen carrying Tim back to a penthouse at night.
This leads Gotham city to believe that Tim and RR stole eachother's boyfriend. Thus fuelling another war between RR and Tim on twitter.
It didn't help when a picture of Bernard and Superboy having a date was posted online.
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Tim: *requested and funded a Red Robin joint to be built in Gotham city *
A video of RR staring at the building offended and distained from across the street went viral.
The positioning of the wooden post is making my brain scream kon is there too but gothamites hate the supers so they conveniently block him out of each shot.
What happened to me?! when did I start shipping timberkon so hard I see timber stuff and make it about them instead?!
Once Tim and Bernard are publically dating, paparazzi tries to get the most pictures that they can of the two on dates cuz neither have public personal accounts on any social media (both have accounts but it doesnt have their name or anything)
These pictures of them on a date goes viral
Tim as Tom | Bernard as Zendaya
Tim in floods of tears:I’m gonna end up just like Bruce fr😭😭😭
listen i love timber(n) and i fully believe that, as an actually CANON mlm ship, they deserve more support and appreciation than they’ve gotten. i also think that timberkon is a great way to put some respect on bernard’s name while also embracing the timkon subtext that dc has been feeding us for years.
that being said, though—the idea of tim being in a situationship with both kon and bernard only for kon and bernard to cut out the middle man and just start dating each other is SO funny to me. like:
tim: *justifiably screaming, crying, throwing up*
jason: damn nobody wants u frfr
dick: BE NICE he’s going through it 🙄
jason: he fumbled TWO guys who then proceeded to date EACH OTHER and leave him in the dust 💀💀
dick: oh lmao well ig that IS embarrassing 💀💀
damian, awakened by the commotion: drake this is pathetic. pull yourself together
bruce, entering the room: it’ll be okay, tim. trust me, i know a thing or two about fumbling baddies 😔
tim: *cries even harder*
Oh my boy I hate how much I love him he was meant to be my least favourite but he’s clawed himself tooth and nail into my heart
Bruce, knowing Tim went out as RR when he was meant to be benched: do you have something to tell me, chum?
Tim, half asleep and drooling in his tea: sometimes Cassie and Kon make me curl into a ball and then use me as a baseball to play catch with while Bart stands in the middle and tries to catch me first.
Bruce: ….
Bruce: what.
Tim: they call me ‘piggy in the middle’
Bruce: …
Tim: somehow Bart never catches me but I think it’s only because he’s laughing so much.
Bruce, completely forgetting about Tim patrolling: I… I don’t know what to do with this information.
Freakay... I too would be homophobic, Timothy
Tim Drake is a Sabrina Carpenter fan confirmed
