FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH 🙌
many of my joints are hyperflexible. my knees can bend in the wrong direction and the tip of my pinky can touch the backs of all four other knuckles on the same hand
The corruption
when I was a kid I had a small slide in my backyard. unbeknownst to me, a hive of wasps had decided to happily homestead underneath it. so one day I decide that I wanna be a bona fide disney child star. I set up my camera near the top of the slide, perform my audition, and decide to complete my dance routine with a ride down the slide.
dear reader, now that all the stings have long since healed, that video is the single funniest product of my childhood
new ask game: give me one of the fourteen fears and I’ll give you an anecdote about it
personally I’m keeping it lighthearted but y’all have free will so do what you like