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had a dream last night that there was a lego figure of the distortion and it disturbed me immensely but I spent the entire dream haggling with the owner to buy it. like “oh it shouldn’t exist like that. it doesn’t like existing like that. oh, that’s fucked up. 🚨WIFE ALERT🚨”
we all must do our part to delay the eye’s power. once a day, every day, remember to loudly think “you are now in manual control of your breathing” to fuck up your local eye avatar’s day
I like to think all iterations of the distortion have simultaneously fantastic fashion sense yet horrible taste. Like a snazzy suit and tie but the colors physically hurt to look at
posts made by TMA fans or by my coworkers watching me walk into the office
Yes hello! Spiral headcanon: The more chaotic your outfit, the easier it is to navigate. Wearing a vest that embodies the hideous delight of a 1990's arcade carpet? There are signs with directions and the doors are labeled!
can everyone leave for a moment. I think a few minutes alone with this person’s brain would fix me
why are we as a community not calling our vast avatars “a-vast-ars”
Hey girl! Are you Jonah Magnus? Would you like to be?
GET MAGBUCKED
my one valuable contribution to the aggie
@gayformlessblob for making me hear this in my head, I’m calling my uncle who works at the magnus archives and telling him to ban your account and give me all your magbucks
my one valuable contribution to the aggie
she who on my what til i— oh my god whh at t he ff u ck ist that th i n g
everyone’s tma ocs are named like “denouement” “parthenon” meanwhile the show canon is just. fuck it there’s two michaels and a mikaele. this guy’s tim and that’s john
my ADHD ass could never use a leitner properly even if my life depended on it. “read this specific passage to change the—” ok my eyes have already skipped to the bottom of the page. “one or two words is enough to—” and I zoned out and skimmed 2 pages so I’ll see ya later in the hell dimension
if we're all intensely homophobic (literal) enough then eventually there will be an avatar of the gay. who’s with me
statement of me regarding my overnight stay at your mothers place of residence