Tom Gauld - Blog Posts
![Title: Let's create a Movie for Netflix! Jason Statham is.. [choose path 1, 2 or 3)] 1. THE EDITOR 2. THE LIBRARIAN 3. THE BOOKSELLER A heroic special forces officer retires to a sleepy town to follow his true passion of setting up a... 1. Poetry Anthology 2. Public Library 3. Local Bookshop (image of our hunky hero holding his suitcase looking at a vacant shop) He settles happily into the routine of small-town life, but when the townspeople are menaced by a... 1. Greedy Billionaire 2. Corrupt Politician 3. Evil Corporation (the hero puts doen his morning coffee and looks out the window as a sinister black helicopter lands) He must combine his literary and military skills to protect his new community with the help of... 1. An attractive poet 2. A Young Borrower 3. The Bookshop Cat (The hero runs through a hail of bullets holding a novel and a machinre gun)](https://64.media.tumblr.com/7efbcba3ed34c472b189104277af5004/a6beff4b23789df2-46/s500x750/e6e4bf6e979361d438e844dc31a8c927e10bbfbe.jpg)
Crowley found out that Aziraphale had put an extra bookshelf in the backroom of the bookshop on a measly Monday morning. When Muriel took him to the back and showed him the hidden cd collection behind a collection of books about dowdy fabric patterns they asked him whether he knew what the bookshelf was for. His breath hitched for a moment. Behind his glasses he blinked a couple of times. And he growled how the fuck should I know Muriel. He stalked off - looking his worst* murdery murderous look - slamming the bookshop door behind him, and hating the cheerful jingling with all his heart. Around the corner he relieved some of his feelings by shouting at some quivering nettles**.
It turned out that Aziraphale had co-opted Maggie's help in finding 'bebop' music. While Aziraphale did not really listen to that sort of music, he did have an extraordinary good memory. He had memorised many of the cd's Crowley had listened to. And collected them for some inexplicable reason. Crowley didn't get it. He didn't know why Aziraphale hadn't told him about this. He didn't get it. But he knew why of course.
Later that day he returned to the bookshop and slipped quietly into the backroom. He closed the door softly and took a deep breath. Smelling the dusty musty books always made him feel close to... He slowly ran a finger over the albums. Thinking back to those moments in the bentley listening together. Listening alone. Wondering. How long it would take for his angel to come back to him.
*so that means best depending how you look at it.
**The nettle, very confused and not having experienced demonic energies before, promptly grew a bright blue flower in between its pink ones. When Crowley saw that he stopped shouting and caressed the flower softly.
My latest Guardian Books cartoon. Inspired by this news story.