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Reasons to watch Justice League Action

Joker, voiced by Mark Hamill, and Trickster, also voiced by Mark Hamill, kidnap Mark Hamill (also voiced by Mark Hamill).

A giant cat attacks (long story). Everyone is struggling with it, and Batman just casually uses a laser pointer to distract it. Did I mention the laser pointer beam was bat-shaped?

Batman attempts to be the “good cop” and Superman attempts to be the “bad cop” when they interrogate Deadshot. As you can imagine, Batman offering coffee and a chocolate doughnut is absolutely terrifying.

Villains fear Batman and heroes are afraid to mess up in front of him, but he still has some really sweet moments.

Batman knows what a videogame called “Boulevard Brawler 2” is because “Robin plays it all the time on the batcomputer.”

Same episode, Batman’s trapped in the game and Toyman uses Wonder Woman to beat the hell out of him. Batman is lying on the ground, likely in pain, and he just glares at Toyman and says “Robin’s better [at playing the game].” This man is so proud of everything his children do.

Same episode, we get a peek into the Batcave. Along with some other costumes there is a Robin one, likely Jason’s (*cri*), which means the aforementioned Robin is Tim.

We get to see Batman on his first case (wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey), in which he watches his past self try and fail to use a grappling hook.

The Joker is such an icon in this. In most media I despise him (mostly the character, not the characterization) (except for in Suicide Squad, no more of that characterization please), but in JLA he’s hysterical. Goes to the watchtower to genuinely appreciate a tour.

Martian Man Hunter, turning to Batman after making a pun: [It was] my attempt at humor. How did I do?

Batman, deadpan: I’m the wrong one to ask.

Djinn, with a creepy and triumphant grin: I am Uthool!

Batman, ready to fight: I don’t care.

Zatanna, to Batman: Don’t underestimate yourself. Little secret: when goblins want to scare themselves, they tell Batman stories.

Green Arrow, to Batman: *sigh* I know it’s generous, but we’re both in the billionaire masked vigilante “making the world a better place game,” so I figure—

Batman: *ejects him from the batmobile*

Solomon Grundy: That’s how servants treat their king!

Batman, with narrowed eyes: You’ll forgive me if I don’t curtsy.

Superman: *briefly loses his powers, breaks his leg*

Batman, with absolutely no sympathy: Hurts, doesn’t it?

“I…. AM…. BATMAN!”

Wonder Woman. Just Wonder Woman being an absolute icon.

Booster gold wearing this:

And there are so many more hilarious interactions like this. If I had a week this post would be longer than the “color of the sky” post.

Earlier I Talked about how Toyman and Harley Quinn would make a good couple. I was thinking she could also be paired with Toymaker, he's basically Batman's version of Toyman, he was a one shot in The Batman cartoon. For some reason I see Harley being into the whole weaponized toy thing. Both characters are child like and are incredibly wacky so l feal she'd like them. I'm finding that I think up crazy things when I sit around and these are fine examples ToyQuinn and HarleyMaker. Yeah ok I'm done I'll stop now good day folks and I hope my nonsense doesn't ruin it.

Ok I had an Idea what about Toy Man and Harley Quinn as a couple. I don't know if that's already a thing but if not I'm gonna make it a thing, I mean just think about it. Toy man makes weapons that look like toys and well actual toys which would both please Harley. Toyman has the wacky crazy thing going and he seems interesting enough that he might just intreage Harley peek her interest he seems to be right up her alley. His fashion is just right he wears bright colors he's been known to wear purple green or blue suits (plus his puppet jester costume yeah Harley would definitely love that one). I can't tealy see him hitting her actually I see him being quite fond of her. I feel toy man would appreciate Harley's silly behavior and child like tendencies because he also has a silly behavior and child like tendencies (both very intelligent adults who act like children). They both just need a hug bro him losing his child hood and lonely her being abused and lonley. Toymans kind of a trickster and he seems to have fun where ever he goes he had tricks up his sleeves it's just perfect. Also Harley wouldn't have to get a new costume her jester costume already fits into his whole theme. Don't ask me how I came up with this it just came to me (I'd blame drugs but you and I both know I'm to poor for a drug problem) I connected to seemingly totally and completely separate charicters I connected the dots. I call it Toyquinn. This in my head thid makes sense but then again Poison Ivy and Riddler makes sense to me (shows how dysfunctional my brain is). Like I said in the beginning I don't know if this is already a thing I just put together to of my favorite charicters that I thought would work well together but if its already a thing I support 110%. Sorry for the bad grammer I wrote this quick in the middle if the night I'm sure it's fine but still I'm sorry for it I also rushed because I haven't posted in awhile mostly because I'm working on some stories right now but I thought I'd share one of my many outlandish Ideas with you.