Remus: Just stepped out of the shower while Janus was playing piano, felt like I was in a very classy movie about to be murdered
Patton: Are you guys okay down there??
Remus, Janus, and Virgil: No.
Roman: More importantly, Remus, you shower?
Remus: Of course!
Janus: He rolls around in volcanic ash like a chinchilla.
Roman: Oh. Uh, why?
Remus: I'm allergic to soap! :D
Roman, Logan, Patton, Thomas: ...
Remus: :DDD
Patton, trying his best: That's nice kiddo