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If anyone has any fan fictions where klaus just snaps and starts going off about something to his siblings please send me links I had very specific hopes for season 2 and they were not fulfilled
The siblings except klaus: everyone and everything we love will be dead if we don’t band together and stop the apocalypse
Klaus shovelling blancmange into his mouth:
Okay but like what if klaus is suddenly so scared of dying because he’s worried that if he does his suspicions that he’s immortal might be proven right... do I make sense or am I just trying to justify the wierd writing in tua
Kaz Brekker and Five Hargreeves have the same energy
MEEP MEEP MOTHER FUCkER
Finally got to reading the pilot script— is this on crack or have I just never read a script before
This is the longest thing I've read in months, and for a reason
Eye—
HONK
Do you know what i need but dont have ?
Umbrella academy final season
Do you know what i can have but dont have ?
A rp partner
Please, i dont care if your oc is cringe, i just want some rp
Aaahhhhh
"The umbruella Academy ended just like that"
No, it ends the way the Tumblr and Ao3 writers want it to end.
hello to five hargreeves fans i love five hargreeves
I'd say he went from "where's my daddy?" to "call me daddy" real quick but lets be honest it took him nearly 40 years
This is what it feels like tbh.
Little moments I loved in tua pt 2/??
- “Did we all… get sexier?”
- “Yeah, you are my ghost bitch”
- “Eat shit, you shit-eater!”
- Just any fight scene of Five vs everyone else bcuz he’s a teleporting badass
- 7: homicidal rage
- “Love shouldn’t have to hurt this much” “🤮”
- Every scene with Ben possessing Klaus because he’s such an adorable dork and I love him
- “My name is Klaus and I’m an alcohoooo… sorry that’s the wrong meeting!”
- Luther just eating his problems away in every scene of season 2
- “*sobbing*like yogurt. How does it know when to stop being milk”
- “My bad” “dipshit”
- “Ugh, Klaus is so dirty!” “Yes you are, daddy”
- “What I am… is sexy trash!”
- When Klaus said “Ben uhh” IT WAS JUST SUCH A SIBLING THING PLS
- yknow what that entire scene of Ben trying to make Klaus let him possess him
- “I have no idea, sorry” “liar” “drop dead.” “Low blow!”
- “Are you really gonna kill him?” “No, I love him” THIS WAS SO CUTE PLS
- “If I were to date a man, you’d be the last man I’d date.” “You’d be lucky to get me”
- “Who in this room knows about love? This one? In secret love with some farm Frau-“ “her name’s sissy” “-which is an improvement from her previous love interest (*allison aggressively shakes her head*) - the serial killer” “what?”
- “Listen up, Casper”
- “Follow my lead” “uh, honey no, I’m the man here” *goes along anyway*
- “Maybe they’re here for Kenny’s birthday party!”
- Luther having to PHYSICALLY RESTRAIN Diego from attacking Five after Five said “well it would if you were smarter”
- “Dad should have left him on the moon”
- “Let’s face it, the healthiest long term relationship in this family was when five was banging that mannequin”
- “What part of the future do you not understand?”
- “I told you I had friends in high places”
- “Anything for family, brother” “well, okay. We are all brothers, beneath the skin” “no. No, literally. You’re my brother in law” “ what?” “Yeah, family barbecues are about to get real weird”
- “First of all, this son of a bitch beams into our living room, with yet another one of your brothers. And he’s talking about stopping one of your sisters from blowing up some buildings?! And I got a dead man wrapped up in my best rug, babe!”
- “Children ride in the back”
- “I heard a rumour that you punched yourself in the face”
- “Where have you been?” “Jail”
- “is there any way that taco are gonna cause the end of the world?” “Well, there’s only one way to find out!”
Little moments I loved in tua
- “Wheeeeee!”
- “Is Ben here?” “No, unfortunately ghosts can’t time travel.” “Are you kidding me?”
- “If Ben were here, he’d agree with me” “no, no I don’t.”
- The entire scene where Klaus was pretending to be Five’s dad
- “Get out of the van Klaus! Oh, welcome back to the van!” “What van?”
- “Who do I gotta kill to get a decent cup of coffee?”
- “That won’t be a problem. You won’t be going home” ICONIC
- I Think We’re Alone Now dance scene
- Klaus, Allison and Viktor getting drunk together in the beauty parlour!!!!!!!!!
- “What, you can’t say hi to nobody?” “Hi Allison” “what was that?” “Hi Allison!” “Thank you”
- The entire Olga Foroga scene
- “I’m Diego. I have a knife”
- “Hell yeah, I made that machine my BITCH” I absolutely love this because it sounds like something a person would actually say
- “It least he didn’t shank my ass” “no bro, he shanked your heart” i also love this one because it also sounds like something a person would say
- DIEGO AND HERB’S HANDSHAKE I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW HAPPY THAT MADE ME
- The flashback scene at the bank
- “Diego, Try not to do anything too stupid.”
- “How did you find me?” “Page 16. ‘Disturbed man with multiple knives arrested outside 1024th North Beckley”
- “ARE YOU, OR ARE YOU NOT AN ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!?” “That such in open ended question when you think about it” “it really depends on the people”
-- *Diego smashes through window* “subtle” “You know the door was unlocked, right?”
- “Which, for the record, I found him already” “then let him go, before we could have a meaningful conversation” “……he stabbed me” “I’m surprised he waited this long, Diego, we’ve all had the urge.”
- Delores. Just all of her.
- “So what’s the plan?” “We infiltrate. We identify. We extract. Double time.” “What the hell’s he talking about?” “Find the old man and get out fast.” “That’s what I said.”
- “O ye of little faith” “stick it up your ass”
Five in love
now, i'm not sure why he was shirtless in this scene but i'm not complaining....