NO BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK.
((TUA S4 SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT))
what they do how do you fuck this show up that badđ
season 4 was a disappointment and left me with so many questions
Is there not a paradox in the original timeline? Diego/Lilaâs and Allisonâs kids are still there
Why did Five go from trying to stop MULTIPLE apocalypses from happening to save his family to getting with his BROTHERS WIFE???
Did OG Ben and Klaus never discuss Benâs death or was Klaus just not able to remember?
HOW THE FUCK DID THE MARIGOLD CAUSE THIS????
So I just finished The Umbrealla Academy I also saw THAT
Oh god that would have been so much fucking better
When I saw the end, I was like... The director, screenwriting, producer (and so on) People made and watched this and said this is fine?? and that people will actually accept that??
Read it like a script outline maybe? Idk I never took screenwriting?
Way more detail below the cut:
Im so sorry if this whole thing comes across as very fan fictiony towards the end. I did my best.
::Here are some refreshers for some of the concepts I touch on at the beginning and where my logic comes from::
Note: I may have spelled Luther as Luthor throughout this and I realized this only after I was just about to post this so⌠bear with me.. thank you.
So we learned these things previously:
Season 1
Viktor was the trigger for the big world ending apocalypse
Season 2
Viktor was the trigger for the 3rd world war that ended the whole world
Season 3
Viktor has the ability to transfer marigold .We learned that from the whole storyline with Harlan in season 3.
Viktor had the ability to stop Allison from resetting the universe but chose-not to at the very end of the season.
Season 4
When the universe is reset all of the October 1st kids seem to exist because Lila also exists in the reset universe (we donât see the sparrows unfortunately so this is a toss up but for the purposes of this I assume they exist we just never saw them.)
Lilaâs parents are still alive in this timeline, meaning she was born to two parents with no marigold. This implies that the same must be true for the rest of the Hargreeves siblings because how else were they âbornâ in this universe that didnât have marigold in it yet?
Abigail has this insane amount of guilt that comes from creating both the Marigold and Durango.
The show seems to establish that in Abigail and his marriage, Reginald is the one who considers the children expendable and always has. Abigail seemed to care about them quite a bit (at least until the last episode)
Abigail manages at the last second to convince Reginald to die with her and let the cleanse happen because itâs THEIR FAULT all this is happening, not the umbrellas
When Lila and Allisonâs family get on the train they do in fact transfer over and are inserted into the âcorrectâ and âone trueâ timeline. They are essentially rewritten by the universe to allow them to exist there.
With all these things in mind this is what I think should have happened
Abigail should still have managed to convince Reginald that this was all their fault but it should have happened earlier in the episode.
Abigail should have put an emphasis on the fact that it isnât the umbrellas fault at all and that they have a right to exist. That itâs the least they can do is try and help them figure a way out of this after everything they have been put through both in Abigailâs name, and by Reginald himself.
Reginald finally grows as a person, accepts this, and they both go with Viktor on the crusade to save Ben.
While on the journey Abigail learns about Viktors ability to transfer Marigold from one person to another and she LATCHES onto this.
Abigail and Reginald have a discussion about a plan that involves transferring the Marigold to both of them of Viktor canât manage to convince Ben.
(Maybe thereâs a scene similar to season 2 where Viktor talks with sparrow Ben in his mind. Sparrow Ben ends up making the point that they have to let him go. HES NOT THEIR BEN. He NEVER has been. They have to let him go. Let him do this selfish thing. He misses HIS family. His SPARROWS. Let him die.)
This is a good end IMO for sparrow Ben because he isnât out Ben. Weâve all been talking about Ben being Ben for so long we forget this Ben is literally A DIFFERENT PERSON. He sees the umbrellas as his familyâs murderers. Itâs tragic but, I canât see this Ben ever truly growing to love the umbrellas the way he seemed to with the sparrows
With that Obviously the plan to stop the cleanse by convincing Ben falls apart. Plan A never works.
They all would congregate back at the dilapidated Hargreeves mansion.
They all still talk about options and Five still says that the only way to end this once and for all is by destroying all of the marigold (Instead of being all defeated about it I think he should be angry and wired when heâs talking about it. I hate this drowned kitten looking guy. Whereâs my embodiment of the itâs always sunny Pepe Silva Meme)
While they all argue about trying to use the subway to save themselves and Five doesnât think it will work Reginald steps forward and tells them all to be silent.
They all force of habit stop and stare at him.
He says that he and his wife may have a way to save them all.
Klaus, Luther, Diego, and Five are all against letting him talk
Lila, Allison and Viktor are willing to let him talk what harm could he do now at the end.
He asks Five about the subway and if heâs right that you leave it at the exact moment in time you entered. Five agrees as far as he knows thatâs correct.
Reginald and Abigail ask Five to blink all of them there, right now so they have a bit more time to explain.
Five says no not until they tell everyone whatâs going on. Heâs had enough running around and beating around the bush. Reginald explains things now.
Reginald does.
He explains that their bodies in this particular universe were not made originally of marigold. They were just born here. So theoretically, if they no longer had Marigold in their system. The Umbrellas themselves wonât need to be erased. They could attempt to escape with their family.
Luther points out that they donât know how to extract the marigold.
Viktor reminds them that he can transfer it but he doesnât know how good he is at it. Plus he needs to transfer it somewhere. He canât just release it.
Reg : âThat is correct. You would need to transfer the marigold to another vessel. It wonât work if itâs not in something living.â
Diego: âWhatâre you saying?â
Five: âHeâs saying one of us has to stay behind Diego.â
Allison: âSo what? Youâre asking one of us to volunteer? To choose to be erased?â
Everyone starts up angrily shouting at Reginald who is interrupted by Abigail.
Abigail: âNone of you would stay behind.â
Five: âElaborate?â
Abigail: âFive you blink everyone to the subway. While weâre there Viktor transfers all of the marigold from all of you to Reginald and myself. All of you board the train. We will stay behind.â
Everyone is silent and staring
Klaus: âyouâre cool with this Dad?â
Reginald: âI am not your father young man. I am Not your Reginald Hargreeves. I am however, a Reginald who knows how to respect hard work, which you all seem to have been doing for a great many years trying to stop exactly this thing from occurring. I understand that my wife and I helped set this in motion and I am nothing if not accountable.â
Luther: âwow⌠â
Abigail: âLet us do this?â
Lila is immediate in her agreement
Five doesnât like the idea of this but itâs all theyâve got.
They all start teleporting as the Bennifer Cleanse beast starts shattering the windows to the house
We watch time seem to slowdown because the creature understands that the marigold isnât âin this dimension anymoreâ it doesnât know where to look.
We watch a subway staircase form in the center of the room and see tendrils of the Flesh Creature winding around it but never down in it because it doesnât have a way into the subway. (You have to blink there)
We have a moment where the Umbrellas link hands in a circle and glow (like we do every season. Itâs tradition)
We go around the circle through each of the umbrellas faces and watch the marigold pulled from them slowly. And transferred into Reginald and Abigail who are standing in the center we see it leave them and they all collapse
Viktor still has a little bit left in him and says he doesnât have the strength to transfer it
Everyone looks defeated at that
Diego and Lila while theyâre looking at one another
Allison and Klaus are hugging one another
Luther and Five collapse on the bench
Viktor says itâs alright. That heâs gonna stay. Heâs gonna choose to stay and be part of the solution this time. He owes it to them for ending the world three separate times (Heâs gonna choose to save everything and not cause it)
They all hug him at the door to the train and say âgoodbyeâ
Five is keeping the train door open by standing in front of them
Klaus hugs Viktor and thanks them for being the only normal one of the bunch and keeping them down to earth
Klaus: and hey! Donât sell yourself short! That third time wasnât really YOUR fault. Allison was the one whoâ
Allison shoves Klaus out of the way and into the train.
Allison and Viktor hug the longest out of everyone.
Allison: âIâm gonna miss you so much.â
Luthor picks Viktor up and spins them around : âIâm sorry for not being a better brother. You deserved more.â
Viktor: â make it up to me by finding Sloane in the next world and naming your first born Viktor.â
Luther is laughing and nodding boarding the train
Diego shakes Viktorâs hand and apologizes for blaming them for so much in previous years. âI was really closed off and I should have been better. I love you brother.â
Viktor: I love you too Diegoâ
Diegoâs holding back tears as he boards.
Five is the last to say good bye
The two are just staring at one another quietly
Five: âYou know⌠I never thanked youâŚâ
Viktor: âFor what?â
Five: Not giving up on me the first time
Viktor is confused
Five: âWhen I disappeared years and years ago. When I came back pogo told me about the Sandwiches and the lights and everything. I know itâs too late, but Iâd be remiss if I never said it. So, thank you. For not giving up on me.â
Viktor smiles at him.
Viktor: âI guess I should say the same.â
Five cocks his head
Viktor: âYou never gave up on us. Every single time the world was ending. You never gave up on saving us. You drove yourself insane trying to save us all and we never thanked you.â
Five scoffs
Five: âGuess weâre both thankless assholesâŚâ
Viktor: âNahâ
Viktor shakes their head and pulls five in for a hug
Viktor: âThank you for everything Max.â
Five slowly hugs them back
Five: âDonât call me thatâ
Viktor pulls back
Viktor: Iâm sacrificing myself for your asses. I can call you whatever I want.â
Five steps back
Five: âGoodbye Viktorâ
They give all wave at Viktor as the doors start to close
Suddenly an umbrella Lodges itself in the doorframe and everyone including the audience is shocked
Abigail has stopped the doors from closing
Viktor whips around to see Reginald right behind him
Reginald: âMust I do everything around here.â
Reginald, now with marigold and Lilaâs abilities of Mirroring, mirrors Viktors ability and removes the last of the marigold from him before pushing Viktor through the doors and onto the train.
Abigail lets go and the train doors close leaving all of the Umbrellas and extended family shaken
Abigail waves at them as the train starts pulling away and we see Reginald tip his cap to them
Reginald: Farewell Children of the Umbrella Academy.
Abigail: You were Extraordinary.
The train pulls away and we see Reginald and Abigail take each other by the arm and walk towards the exit of the subway
The camera is frozen in place and we watch them ascend the stairs. We hear the scream of the The Cleanse Creature echo the the subway stars start shaking
Tiles crack and light starts flashing from the stairway the ceiling begins to cave in and we transition to the umbrellas on the train
Viktors been helped up and theyâre all dazed and confused just waiting for âitâ to âhappenâ whatever âitâ is
We get a similar scene to the original scene where theyâre letting the cleanse consume them
During this scene is when Five explains that they will all likely forget one another. Because their parents are in all different parts of the country. They will have never met. Itâs a hard reset.
This makes all of them sad (OBVIOUSLY) so we get the same cleanse conversation as more of a we donât know if we will ever see each other again and if we donât I just wanna say this to you all kind of conversation
We still end it with Klaus saying âYou know, I just wanna say I love you guys⌠but you are all assholes.â
Everyone laughs and as theyâre laughing music swells
We get a cut of the subway flashing colors because the reset is happening
We get flashes of color washing over each of them with the various scenes of them from previous seasons and those timelines disappearing
We flash through them in order of number
Luthor
Diego
Allison
Klaus
Five
Lila (as six instead of Ben roll with me I promise I have a reason)
And Viktor
The final flash is a long shot of all of them smiling in the train car and the camera zooms down it and into the same wormhole at the end that leads to the ârealâ timeline
We cut to black
Thereâs beats of silence (yes multiple)
The audience is thinking âAre we ending it here? Is it gonna be ambiguous? Are we about to see credits?
No.
Slowly a stereo fades into view weâre staring at it
Someone walks in front of it wearing a very familiar jean coat
We hear the stereo button click and The song âI Think Weâre Alone Nowâ starts playing
We watch Viktor pull a woman who looks very much like sissy into their arms and they start to dance laughing loudly. Thereâs a pure white violin in the corner that looks like itâs been used so often and so long but so lovingly. We zoom out the window out the window and see this is on a farm somewhere we focus on the windmill wheel turning
It transitions to the wheel of a beat up old car arriving at the park. We watch Lila and Diegoâs kids stumble out of the car holding skate boards and bubble wands. Theyâre older than they were. Lila shakes her fist at them from the passenger window. Sheâs shouting at them. You can hear her shouting be careful! And then shouting more in Punjabi
We donât see whoâs in the drivers seat but we zoom in on Lilaâs fist and it transitions to another fist. This one gripping a paper and shaking it as it moves across a classroom towards the front.
We follow the page as itâs placed on a desk then pan up to a figure in a suit writing complex equations clearly having something to do with physics or rocket ships in chalk across a board
On the desk is a nameplate that comes into view only when the figure turns around to address the room and we see very clearly itâs an adult Five. The nameplate reads Maximillian Murphy PHD.
Heâs addressing the class and telling them to get their assignments in by Monday if they want input before the final assessment. Mrs. Murphy will take them from you if you have them now. He gestures to the woman who set the paper down on his desk in the transition who comes around the desk and sits on it. Sheâs wearing a polka dot blouse. Heâs finally found a real Delores.
The two smile at one another and we pan up to the ceiling and zoom in on a vent grating which transitions to the front grill of a bus
We see muddy shoes scramble up the steps and cut to the inside of the bus. We see the figure only from the back as they scramble down the middle of the bus clutching a rucksack wearing very old fashioned Amish clothes. We only see them from the front when finally fall into a seat next to a guy reading a book wearing dog tags who looks like heâs just getting back from deployment somewhere
We watch Klaus turn and greet Dave in the modern day and hear them have the same conversation we heard on the bus in Vietnam on this bus in the middle of nowhere USA
We transition from Klaus laughing here to a time a bit in the future. Klaus laughing wearing clothes more like him and pulling Dave down a street past a shop window full of movie memorabilia we hear him saying something about wanting a good view of the take off. Trust him just come this wayâ
We zoom in on a script that transitions to one that lands on a coffee table. We watch Ray pick it up and Allison settle herself on a chair near by. We watch and hear them talk about this new pilot for this new show And how âitâs a good one I can feel itâ âokay. Letâs do this then.â In the background we can see acting awards on a shelf. Alison isnât just a commercial actress. She has been in things and is good at it. Claire comes barreling down the stairs and jumps between them on the couch. âWheres the remote! Itâs starting!â
We see Allison and Ray lean in forgetting the scripts
We pan across the room and it all melts away into a car radio
We see a hand turn it up and we hear it talking about the first launch nasaâs funded on a while. Space stuff.
We follow the figure who turned up the radio as they lean out of the car and gesture wildly as Lila and the kids to come over here quickly!
You see all of them start sprinting to the car to listen.
We watch through the front windshield of the van Lila climb in and kiss Diego. The kids all pile in and stare at the radio in Awe.
We get a shot of Diego turning up the radio dile which transitions to a gloved hand adjusting diles on what is clearly the console of a rocket ship. We pan up and itâs LUTHOR. Space boy ready for take off
We hear the the count down of a take off start over the last portion of âI think weâre alone nowâ by Tiffany
The screen gets smaller until Luthor is in a neat box in the middle of the screen as we count down characters are added to the screen in their own boxes all tuning in to watch this launch
Ten - Sloan with a little girl on her lap pointing at the tv from the couch in a house that is so clearly hers and Luthors. Sheâs mouthing wave bye to daddy! Itâs your daddy! Bye space boy!
Nine - Dot, Herb, the handler, and someone with a gold fish print Hawaiian shirt (AJ for sure), dressed to the nines are sitting in a backyard with a radio on listening and laughing
Eight - hazel and Agnes turn up the volume of a Tv at a doughnut shop they both clearly own. Hazel is behind the counter and Agnesâs waiting tables. The few tables seated have people we recognize there. Cha cha. Eudora and Detective Beaman.
Seven - Viktor and Sissy watching the tv over their living room couch
Six - Grace stopping with a baby carriage at a store front filled with tvs. Her baby on her hip pointing at the tv mouthing the the word rocket to the baby who giggles
Five - Five, His Wife and a bunch of other professors or huddled around an old tv in a lab in a physics building. one of the scientists is holding an open notebook with sketches of the comic characters in it. Itâs Gabriel BĂĄ. You can see him mouthing âcome on come on!â
Four - Klaus and Dave sitting on a blanket on a hill near the nasa bad along with a ton of other people on blankets pointing and holding binoculars. Gerard way and his wife are among them.
Three - Allison, Ray, and Claire all leaning in to watch eagerly
Two - Diego Lila and all their kids leaning in to hear
One - every box but the ones with the Umbrellas go black.
Itâs a close up of all of their eyes. They all read as excited. Looking up towards the future. âthe beating of our hearts is the only soundâ
All those squares go black on some tambourine beats
Houston we have liftoff.
Credits roll.
END CREDITS SCENE.
A close up of Benâs eyes. We zoom out. Weâre back on that train in Korea. We see him frown a second as he realizes something. He puts the book down a second. He looks out the window. Looks at his phone. There are text messages that read âdude where are you? Weâre watching the launch without you!. Howâd you miss this?!â
You see him realize.
In Korean âMotherfuââ
We cut to black again and cut him off.
The End
Is it cheesy? Maybe? But you know I think we deserve a little cheesy.
WHERE IS POGO????? what happened to the other 40 soemthing children with the marigold powers ⌠where are they or only the tua kids got destroyed? How did Lilaâs and Allisonâs kids survive if they never existed lmfao
THE FIVE x LILA ROMANCE IS SO UNNECESSARYâŚ. Five would never do that to his brother and Lila has pretty much known him since he was like in a teen body???? what the fuck is season 4
guess whoâs back, back again?
The way it felt like someone who had never seen the show wrote this season????
The characters were AWFUL and were almost entirely new characters with all their previous character development forgotten.
Allison - Honestly, I don't like Allison (after watching THAT scene w Luther), so I really didn't care what happened with her this season. I think it does suck that she wasn't able to be happy with Ray, they were nice together. Also, no rumours? Her power was one of the most interesting out of the family.
Luther - People were commenting about how childish and positive he was being this season and how it was out of character from him being so serious. Honestly? I love silly Luther, he's such a breath of fresh air. I also like to believe that because Luther was assigned the leader of the family (being number 1 and all), he's able to enjoy himself without that pressure. Also, I also love to believe that Luther is using being positive and silly as a coping mechanism as to not be overwhelmed by the sadness of losing Sloane and also his current living situation. Giving him his gorilla body back was so unnecessary and makes no sense cause it wasn't the marigold that gave him the body.
Ben - He sucked. I hate that Sparrow Ben was the one that was dragged with them because it meant that we had to deal with him sulking and being angsty the whole time. Also, the character development we witnessed 1-2 just disappeared instantly cause of Sparrow Ben. Also, his friendship with Klaus was the best thing in the show and I hate that we never get to see that in season 3.
Klaus - I was actually so happy for him being sober, even if he wasn't living the best life because of his paranoia with death and germs. So it really sucked when that immediately went down the drain the second his body got the marigold.
Diego - He deserved better. Yeah, his constant complaining about his "belly" (which wasn't even that big of a difference??) and wanting to go back to his old super spy life did affect his and Lila's marriage, but when he realised that he immediately accepted that he was at fault and was willing to improve their marriage to make Lila happy.
Lila - I liked Lila before season 4. I don't know what they were thinking honestly by changing her entire character. Yes, she and Five were stuck for 7 years together, but seriously? That plot added NOTHING to the story because in the end, Lila chose Diego and then they all DIED like 10 minutes later!!
Viktor - Honestly? Viktor didn't really stand out this season for me. Sure, he got kidnapped by Ian Hawk. I thought the idea of him trying to remove the marigold from Ben was a really cool idea but then it just didn't happen. I thought his interactions with Reginald were decent, since it's interesting to see how this Reginald thinks about Viktor compared to the original timeline Reginald.
Five - It's honestly kind of impressive how the writers were able to make the best character in the show the worst character by the end of it. They completely changed his whole character. First, his personality is duller than a door nail. He's so emotionless and so boring. Where's the excessive facial expressions and movements? Second, changing his motivations. For the past 3 seasons we have watched him with one goal in his mind; "Save the world and his siblings". So why would Five ever possibly consider both giving that up for Lila of all people. Third, giving Five a love interest was so useless and lazy. Why would he choose a girl over his siblings? Especially one literally MARRIED to his BROTHER. Fourth, him being all pouty and jealous over Lila choosing Diego (her husband and father of her kids - no shit she was gonna pick him over Five, literally have no idea why Five even thought he had a chance) to the point where he plans to just ditch his family in the middle of a big fight. Five, him fighting Diego in the middle of said big fight. THEN, Five just gives up??? Yeah, that's probably all he could do but seriously, this is Five we're talking about, the guy who survived in 45 years in the apocalypse to try and get back to his family and save the world. Do you really believe that he would just give up?
BONUS:
Jennifer - They could introduce a new character/love interest for Ben but they didn't do the same for Five so they just gave him the only other woman who wasn't his sister???? LAZY. Also, the amount of plot holes with Jennifer's character makes me queasy.
no.I cant do this right now,so no.
But guys. What if Brisket Five actually can make good food. What if he is able to make perfect meals. Or at least, knows what to make that a "Five" likes.
What if the reason why briskets always have some flaws is that he thinks none of Five's, including himself, deserve the food they want to have?
What if this is his little way of secretly hating every single person there? Hating every version of himself.
Because in the end, they all left their families.
this is acc such a cool idea what
My theory for the squid is that it came from the same eldritch dimension that Ben tentacles come from/he's connected to and Jennifer PTSD reaction is from her having flashbacks of whatever horrors there's in that dimension. Maybe the Durango came from there tbh.
I need to rewatch s1 once I manage to purge S4 from my mind, but this rings a bell kinda
honestly a good theory, I assumed Jennifer had ptsd from squid tentacles so when she saw bentacles she freaked out, but I hadn't thought about the dimension thing, which is honestly kinda cool!