random wolfstar drabbleeeeee
alrighty
“mmph--” there was a voice heard.
“hm..?”
“did i wake you up?” a raven-haired boy asked.
“nah, woke myself up”
“what’s the time?” sirius asked, and he got himself up.
“11 o’clock”
“wha- how much did i sleep???”
remus shrugs. he raises his hand and pulls sirius back next to him. sirius lets out a groan. remus slowly moves his hand so he can hug his partner.
and bam, those two start the morning cuddles. *guys stop it’s too adorableee*
all of a sudden, a bang was heard. the two got up. but for what? an all-mighty karen broke their door so she can complain.
“youuuuu” the old woman said coldly.
“who?” remus asked.
“YOU, FAGGOTS” the karen screamed.
“bitch, what the f?” another voice was heard.
a random woman from the block just stood there, watching the karen having a tantrum or whatever she had, a seizure?
“why are you BANGING all evening???” the oldie said, accetuating banging.
“ i think you were the one who banged something” sirius said, subtly pointing to the door. “you’ll fix it. now, keep on steppin.”
the women left, leaving the door broken.
“that bitch, wont even fix the door. well, im too lazy” remus mumbled.
“yea, im gonna go do breakfast”
ok so
this is horrible
short and horrible
Chat, do you think I’m a cutie?
Do you think I’m a cuuuutie, Chat?
…
“No, go krill yourself-”
MATE, YOU DON’T THINK I’VE TRIED?!
*chat conversation under read more*
Happy_Noodle777 - Johnny “Nny” C (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac)
TheBestByFar - Mihael “Mello” Keehl (Death Note)
Moon_Light - Light Yagami (Death Note)
Jeff_Der_K1ller - Jeffrey “Jeff the Killer” Woods (Creepypasta)
Matsuda78 - Touta Matsuda (Death Note)
xX_mmy_Xx - Jimmy “Mmy” (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac)
Chat
Happy_Noodle777: plz change the song. I'm going to commit crimes if I hear this shit one more time
TheBestByFar: You should play dress to impress
Moon_Light: Elden Ring?
Jeff_Der_K1ller: DRESS TO IMPRESS DRESS TO IMPRESS DRESS TO IMPRESS DRESS TO IMPRESS DRESS TO IMPRESS DRESS TO IMPRESS
Matsuda78: DRESS TO IMPRESS!
Happy_Noodle777: NO!!! DON'T PLAY THAT SHITTY ROBLOX GAME!!!
Happy_Noodle777: PLAY POSTAL INSTEAD
Matsuda78: Of course you're pretty! ^-^
Moon_Light: You're cute
Moon_Light: No homo
Jeff_Der_K1ller: No XD
TheBestByFar: ig
Happy_Noodle777: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!
Jeff_Der_K1ller: u look stinky
Happy_Noodle777: GO KRILL YOURSELF
Jeff_Der_Killer: stinky bastard man
xX_mmy_Xx: f@ggot
Moon_Light: This is why you need mods
Happy_Noodle777: @xX_mmy_Xx SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!! NO ONE FUCKING LOVES YOU!!!!!!!
Matsuda78: I can mod for you! ^_^
xX_mmy_Xx: @Happy_Noodle777 sorry
Jeff_Der_KIller: LMAOOOOO
TheBestByFar: HOLY SHIT
Matsuda78: O_O
Moon_Light: What's that poster in the back?
Jeff_Der_K1ller: LMFAOOOOO
xX_mmy_Xx: clipped
TheBestByFar: Jesus Christ
Moon_Light: Calm down!
Happy_Noodle777: Me too, you're not special
Jeff_Der_K1ller: KRILL YOURSELF KRILL YOURSELF KRILL YOURSELF KRILL YOURSELF KRILL YOURSELF KRILL YOURSELF KRILL YOURSELF KRILL YOURSELF KRILL YOURSELF