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3 years ago

random wolfstar drabbleeeeee

alrighty

“mmph--” there was a voice heard.

“hm..?”

“did i wake you up?” a raven-haired boy asked.

“nah, woke myself up”

“what’s the time?” sirius asked, and he got himself up.

“11 o’clock”

“wha- how much did i sleep???”

remus shrugs. he raises his hand and pulls sirius back next to him. sirius lets out a groan. remus slowly moves his hand so he can hug his partner.

and bam, those two start the morning cuddles. *guys stop it’s too adorableee*

all of a sudden, a bang was heard. the two got up. but for what? an all-mighty karen broke their door so she can complain.

“youuuuu” the old woman said coldly.

“who?” remus asked.

“YOU, FAGGOTS” the karen screamed.

“bitch, what the f?” another voice was heard.

a random woman from the block just stood there, watching the karen having a tantrum or whatever she had, a seizure?

“why are you BANGING all evening???” the oldie said, accetuating banging.

“ i think you were the one who banged something” sirius said, subtly pointing to the door. “you’ll fix it. now, keep on steppin.”

the women left, leaving the door broken.

“that bitch, wont even fix the door. well, im too lazy” remus mumbled.

“yea, im gonna go do breakfast”

ok so

this is horrible

short and horrible


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9 months ago
Chat, Do You Think I’m A Cutie?

Chat, do you think I’m a cutie?

Chat, Do You Think I’m A Cutie?

Do you think I’m a cuuuutie, Chat?

Chat, Do You Think I’m A Cutie?

Chat, Do You Think I’m A Cutie?

“No, go krill yourself-”

Chat, Do You Think I’m A Cutie?

*THUD*

Chat, Do You Think I’m A Cutie?

MATE, YOU DON’T THINK I’VE TRIED?!

*chat conversation under read more*

Who’s Who

Happy_Noodle777 - Johnny “Nny” C (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac)

TheBestByFar - Mihael “Mello” Keehl (Death Note)

Moon_Light - Light Yagami (Death Note)

Jeff_Der_K1ller - Jeffrey “Jeff the Killer” Woods (Creepypasta)

Matsuda78 - Touta Matsuda (Death Note)

xX_mmy_Xx - Jimmy “Mmy” (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac)

Chat

Happy_Noodle777: plz change the song. I'm going to commit crimes if I hear this shit one more time

TheBestByFar: You should play dress to impress

Moon_Light: Elden Ring?

Jeff_Der_K1ller: DRESS TO IMPRESS DRESS TO IMPRESS DRESS TO IMPRESS DRESS TO IMPRESS DRESS TO IMPRESS DRESS TO IMPRESS

Matsuda78: DRESS TO IMPRESS!

Happy_Noodle777: NO!!! DON'T PLAY THAT SHITTY ROBLOX GAME!!!

Happy_Noodle777: PLAY POSTAL INSTEAD

Matsuda78: Of course you're pretty! ^-^

Moon_Light: You're cute

Moon_Light: No homo

Jeff_Der_K1ller: No XD

TheBestByFar: ig

Happy_Noodle777: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!

Jeff_Der_K1ller: u look stinky

Happy_Noodle777: GO KRILL YOURSELF

Jeff_Der_Killer: stinky bastard man

xX_mmy_Xx: f@ggot

Moon_Light: This is why you need mods

Happy_Noodle777: @xX_mmy_Xx SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!! NO ONE FUCKING LOVES YOU!!!!!!!

Matsuda78: I can mod for you! ^_^

xX_mmy_Xx: @Happy_Noodle777 sorry

Jeff_Der_KIller: LMAOOOOO

TheBestByFar: HOLY SHIT

Matsuda78: O_O

Moon_Light: What's that poster in the back?

Jeff_Der_K1ller: LMFAOOOOO

xX_mmy_Xx: clipped

TheBestByFar: Jesus Christ

Moon_Light: Calm down!

Happy_Noodle777: Me too, you're not special

Jeff_Der_K1ller: KRILL YOURSELF KRILL YOURSELF KRILL YOURSELF KRILL YOURSELF KRILL YOURSELF KRILL YOURSELF KRILL YOURSELF KRILL YOURSELF KRILL YOURSELF


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1 year ago

YOU STRAIGHT ASS FAG CMON MAN TYHATS MY CHILD YOU GIVING AWAY GIMME DA BITCH DUDE CMONNNNNNNN VFWTYQWVFEWHFVJEF /POS

Oi Goofball !! You !!!! You Silly Thing !!!! You !!!!!!!! - 🐀

oi goofball !! you !!!! you silly thing !!!! you !!!!!!!! - 🐀

HUN BLORBO SHOO SHOO BE RAT SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU LIL BITCH /POSSSSS


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