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This is my Castlevania oc! (TW: fake body, swearing!)

Met Blair or (Ptolema that the name she was given by someone)! She is one of my oc devil Forgemaster… I’ll talk about her sooner! Because I’m not in the mood or wanting to write a lot sentence about her personality, her backstory and everything….

how do i tumblr? I'm asking the bat-fam, NOT YOU

Dick: trust the Tumblr veterans. Or maybe don't. We enjoy fucking with people

Jason: understand color theory

Tim: lose Yahoo $1B by being yourself

Damian: make sure you have a camera to look into like The Office for when you read the worst takes you'll ever see

Duke: for the love of god please reblog

Cullen: Supernatural is the simplest and least chaotic fandom to get into

Stephanie: the only profile pic you need is the shitty Picrew representation of yourself

Cassandra: leave your innermost thoughts in the tags and pray no one screenshots them

Barbara: the key to fandom popularity is a blog dedicated to copying and pasting the same 10 overused quotes and slapping different characters' names on them

Harper: if you look like a bot, you'll get treated like a bot

Carrie: piss in the ball pit, I dare you

Kate: not sure about the rest of you, but I assume people here are gay by default

Alfred: sometimes the app or dashboard will do something that makes you wonder what staff is smoking. That's our way of firing a gun to keep property values down

Selina: Madonna is here but literally no one cares

Bruce: if Elon Musk tries to get on this site, we collectively bully him off like we did with Alex Jones

ok weird poll time???? because apparently i am not normal

you don't need to go into them if you don't want to. im just curious how Not Normal i am because i get nightmares almost every night

oh god oh shit was yapping to my aunt about pjsk and i ended up showing her the like trading card things i have and my mom brought up my favorites (rui and tsukasa) and i just called them “the gayboys from the theatre troupe”

OH GOD HE THINKS IM A BOT FUCK

so i was just browsing yt and i came across a video by jacksepticeye where he donated to small twitch streamers, and i though “huh… i mean im kinda poor but maybe i can go to streamers who have like no viewers and leave some nice chat messages or something” and GUYS

You get such a dopamine rush by seeing these people smile and say thanks for following or whatever, it’s so nice seeing these people so happy and content in their small community 

like i found this nice older woman in the music category who is like streaming on twitch and another streaming service on 1 viewer and after she finished singing her song she said “thank you, a girlwhowrites… 6, which is what you call yourself, ahah, for the follow. :)” and i hirweorew i think ive found a new hobby, i highly recommend doing this

This is basically all of my siblings (myself included) when one of our family asks us to do literally anything

I just wanna hear more of Dipper being a Menace

alright fuck it yeah

𖠰 dip headcanons: menace edition 𖠰

𖠰 once he gets back to piedmont, dipper isn't exactly rebellious, but in gravity falls, he got very used to being the master of his own schedule -- going wherever he wanted, whenever he wanted, without adults -- and it absolutely becomes normal for him to just ignore whatever rules his parents try to set about curfew or supervision.

𖠰 dipper plays a game with mabel where he sticks things to the back of her sweaters and waits to see how many things he can put there until she notices. it drives her absolutely insane and usually ends with her attacking him via stuffed animals.

𖠰 if someone tells dip no, he often just quietly does it anyway. who's gonna stop him?

𖠰 one of the reasons he enjoys playing video games with pacifica on call during the non-summer months is the outlet for friendly bickering. like puppies biting each other's ears in an enclosure.

𖠰 as he gets older, dip always carries some kind of weapon on him: switchblade, swiss army knife -- even a box cutter at one point. he never knows what adventure he's going to get embroiled in next and refuses to get caught unawares.

𖠰 he loves responding to the question "dipdop, can you do me a favor" with a simple, "no" -- usually while he's already getting up to do mabel the favor.

𖠰 beware a bored dipper pines. if he's bored, he will make it everyone's problem. best to avoid him.

𖠰 he once nearly burned the kitchen down trying to warm up food. he's put metal in the microwave. he's burned himself on the oven. the kitchen is not a safe place for him.

𖠰 he writes in various codes and ciphers on his shoes, pants, takeout containers—mabel is confiscating his pens at this very moment.

𖠰 sometimes he cuts his own hair and it looks... not awesome. but he has curls so it hides a lot of the fuck ups. mostly.

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anyway, i could do this all day. i love this boy. enjoy!

[ID: A gray banner with white text reading “Those Horrid, Horrid Things” with white line drawings of a wolf head, snake head, and skull to the left of the text. End ID.]

Who's at the door? Chapter 6 of 'Those Horrid, Horrid Things' is up!

When Odin prophesizes Loki’s three monstrous children will bring an end to the Aesir, the trickster god decides the only way he can keep them safe is to travel through time and space to where no one will find them.

But this new world is different, with its PTO’s and HOA’s and all other manners of strange sigils. Loki’s children have to make some big changes to remain undetected, and the Father of Monsters themself might be in a little over their head.

Chapter 6: The Babysitter

There were fewer stars in this realm, the sky brown and faded by the lights mankind gathered in their fortresses and towns below.

No matter. Skadi only needed two to position herself and guide her over forests and fields. No snow on the ground yet, either. Not in this part of the world, but it was coming. Skadi would make sure of that.

The message had come to her in a dream as she lay before a low-burning fire in the mountains of Jotunheimr: where Loki had hidden the three monsters.

It had been difficult living with the Aesir and serving in their pantheon. But this — hunting and tracking great beasts — this she could do blindfolded.

So, I wrote the next chapter of Those Horrid, Horrid Things much faster than I had previously written any other chapters, which is probably because I had two scenes in particular visualized since I first conceptualized this work.

But then I took several days revising and reposting the chapter. I guess I'm nervous about it? Like, is it bad to have both a character address the queerphobia she's faced and a joke about a wolf getting indigestion from eating too much cheese in the same chapter?

But in the end I realized I've got to stop freaking out about what's supposed to be a fun lil project where I make jokes about an eleven-year-old sea serpent the size of the globe wanting anchovies on his pizza. Also, it's been a fucking week, so I'm posting it for you and me as a treat.

WIP: Those Horrid, Horrid Things

Read it here

Chapter 1: The House

Chapter 2: The School

Chapter 3: The New Pet

Chapter 4: The Vice Principal

Chapter 5: The Tupperware Party

Chapter 6: The Babysitter

Taglist (ask to be +/-): @authortango, @drippingmoon, @joaniejustwokeup, @thegreatobsesso, @thelaughingstag, @writing-is-a-martial-art

Zill x Kayla x Jack x Jill x Spam x Vanexa handcanons

(For an anon)

[WARNING:Some of it, may be angsty]

(Some of these might not be so good, some may be a little out of character, I apologize for that. I hope you still like at least some of these though.)

Okay, so, there is this REALLY old drawing that I’ve kept for SO LONG

Basically, when I was younger, I liked making date spaces for fictional characters, like, make up stories in my mind, with the background I made, y’know?

So…..

THIS!

This, is where they hang out. For their dates.

They usually just relax, talk, sing, dance, sometimes play games.

It’s the only place where Jack feels safe, and no harm ever comes to him.

The grass is soft, and the lights are beautiful!

Anyways….

The Headcanons You Asked For!

Spam, Kayla, and Zill are the ones who are normally singing, dancing, and playing games.

Jack, Jill, and Vanexa will sing with them every now and again, sometimes Vanexa will pull out an instrument and play.

Spam is always complimenting everyone on how beautiful they all look

He always leaves himself out, that’s why they all have to remind him that he’s just as beautiful

Spam writes songs about how much he adores his partners, and sings them when the moment is right

Vanexa really likes reading, and has been thinking about making some of her own stories. And her partners are supporting her! They’re her biggest fans on her books

Spam and Kayla are THE BEST at giving kisses and hugs, and are ALWAYS READY to show their partners some love and affection when they need it!

None of them are afraid to be honest with each other. If one of them needs space, the others will respect their boundaries. They know that they all still love each other.

Sometimes, when they are in their date spot, they end up falling asleep there.

They normally fall asleep close together, cuddling. Cuddle pile.

Jack sleeps in the middle of all of them. So nothing bad could get to him. It makes Jack feel comforted, safe, secure, etc.

Jack feels so lucky to have them all as his partners.

They’re all pretty competitive with flirting sometimes.

All of them had been in love with each other for a very long time, but, none of them had the guts to say anything.

With Zill and Kayla already dating, Jack and Jill having a thing, and y’know, Spam & Vanexa

It started with Zill feeling guilty about being in love with Jack, while also being in love with Kayla. He talked to her about it, and it made Kayla feel SO RELIEVED

“Aw, sweetie! You’re not alone! The truth is, I’m in love with Vanexa, but I’m still in love with you too!”

Zill and Kayla were so happy to finally get that off their chests

They both had to think about how they were gonna tell the others.

Vanexa had secretly been crushing on Kayla, Spam, Jill, and Jack

She felt, really sappy that day, and had written a song about them.

When she was singing, Jill happened to be near by.

Jill was flattered. She interrupted Vanexa. With Jill teasing Vanexa “Aww, you love us, that’s so lame! ❤️”

And Vanexa responding with “You’re lame. ❤️”

They spent the rest of that day bitterly flirting.

Jack and Spam, I feel, were for sure, already SUPER in love with everyone.

So when they all came together, they all kinda talked over each other about their feelings for one another. They all understood, and decided to just be in a relationship with each other.

If one of them is upset, the others are going to beat up whatever/whoever caused their partner to be sad!

When Rusty taunts Jack, you better believe they’re all going to beat Rusty’s ass senseless-

Like, “Hey! I don’t like how you’re treating my amazing boyfriend(s)/girlfriend(s). F**king apologize.”

And Autumn is CONSTANTLY trying to get Rusty to leave them alone. Before some bad things get out of hand, Autumn is always quick to apologize. “I’m so sorry, excuse my boyfriend, he can be SO ANNOYING a lot of the times.”

Spam still surprise lick-kisses his partners. They’re not really annoyed with it. Sometimes, at the perfect moment. They’ll surprise kiss Spam sometimes.

They have book clubs, I think that would be awesome!

Sometimes, they’ll watch musicals, name a musical, they’ve probably seen it! (Reason for this one is because I thought Jack would like Dear Evan Hansen, it just felt right, idk-)

Jill teaches her partners more self-defense, and will throw hypothetical situations at them, and it’s really fun for them. They’re all really strong, and Jill offers them a place in The Royal Guard from time to time.

Sometimes, Zill will still speak Spanish. And teach his partners some, when they need help understanding him.

And, of course, Kayla will teach her partners some Australian slang. So they understand her more when she tells her stories.

Ever since they started dating, Vanexa has been talking more often, it’s almost scary.

But they do enjoy listening to her voice when she speaks, even when it’s something so simple.

Spam, Jack, Jill, Zill, and Kayla, are the only people that can make Vanexa laugh.

Sometimes, Jack will still think about the worst. With him being Immortal, he’s so scared of all his partners, just dying the next day. It could happen any moment now. All his partners are there to comfort him, and always assure him that, it’ll take a long time before they leave him, and even then, he’ll still have them, in his heart.

Sometimes, Jack will think about finding a way, to make himself mortal, or, make his partners immortal. He’s got a lot going on in his head, it’ll take a while for him to accept things the way they are, but in the end, he’ll be okay, and so will his partners.

A lot of people assume that they’re just friends, and get REALLY confused when all of a sudden they all start pet-naming each other, give out kisses, and flirt.

Their relationship is like, a group of friends that have sleepovers all the time, going out, and being romantic with one another.

Sometimes, they’ll go on fancy dates, wear more fancy formal attire.

Sometimes they’ll go to couples dance parties, to show how crazy they are. Sometimes they’ll get kicked out of some places, but it’s always fun.

They’re in love!!!!!!

Some school doodles B)

1. Under the two cute girls I draw one of my Stardew characters - Gumi - with Sophia from SDV Expanded :'D I downloaded 50 mods, Idk if i ever will finish this game

2. uuhhh TW blood and YOU GO DOWN JUST LIKE HOLY MAAARYY omg I wrote lyrics wrong

4. I wanted to make new OC but i don't know what to do with them, so yeah just some designnn

5. ON THE LEFT IS BUBBLES FROM POWERPUFF GIRLS AND ON THE RIGHT STILL BUBBLES BUT MORE MY STYLE & BLOODY

A/N: Basically Khan this entire fic;

“I AM AT MY FU*KING LIMIT-“

(I am fr putting this man THROUGH IT- /lh /silly)

Anyway- H I. I wrote another Khori fic bc I am incapable of stopping. /lhj

Enjoy ig lol. /lh

-Ruf >:3

Hanging By A Thread

A Murder Drones Khori (Khan x Nori) fan fiction one-shot.

TRIGGER/CRINGE WARNING: light angst, swearing

Khan finally gets home after a long day— a very, very… long day. His first and only priority was to go to his room. Right now, he doesn't have the energy to want to do anything else.

Khan practically instantly drops his smile as soon as he gets into the bedroom. He took a deep breath in, and released a sharp, drawn-out sigh while slumping against the door.

Khan crossed his arms tightly against his midriff. He stared at the ceiling of the small room with his head tilted slightly upwards.

As the empty air of the room became filled only with the sounds of silence, Khan started to go through his memory files to recollect the day. He had nothing else better to do right now, anyway. Why not waste his time some more?

When he was finished with his task, Khan yet again tried to find a distraction to help ignore... less important things.

Khan sighed sharply. He sluggishly stepped over to about towards the middle of the room and sat down defeatedly at the end of the bed.

Khan stayed still.....until he couldn’t. His head started to hurt.

“Fucking hell.. why now..?!” Khan thought.

And just as soon as he thought that things couldn’t get any worse--

{{ LOW BATTERY : YOU DIDN’T SLEEP, IDIOT }}

Khan grumbled. He moved the alert to the side. He ignores it. Like always.

“Ugggghhh…. You frickin’ idiot....” Khan held his face in his hands, noticeably slurring his speech.

First, random body aches, then it turns out that he’s running on low power. No wonder he feels like sh-

Knock, Knock.

The sudden noise made Khan feel like his core nearly jumped out of his chest.

Khan sighed. He stood up and lazily shuffled to the door.

It was revealed that Nori was patiently waiting on the other side. Khan immediately perked up when he saw that it was her.

“Oh-! Uh- Hey, Nori.” Khan said stiffly.

Nori had a calm smile on her face.

“Hey. You alright..?” She asked.

“U-Uh-!! G-Great!! Doing good!” Khan stammered while struggling to keep eye contact.

Nori raised an unamused eyebrow.

“YYYYeahhhhh.... I don't think you’re even sure about that, buddy.” She cracked a cheeky smirk.

Khan blushed. Partially flustered but mostly embarrassed.

If he truly wanted to fool Nori, Khan would have to think of something better than whatever the hell that was.

“You gonna let me in the room now orrrr…?” Nori teased.

“Oh! Uh, y-yeah, s-sorry.” Khan chuckled awkwardly.

Nori stepped past while the door behind her closed.

“Now.” Nori began. “You wanna tell me what’s up with you?”

Khan forced a smile.

“What do you mean? Nothing's up!”

Like always, Nori was not buying anything.

Khan dropped his façade. “Ugh.. f-fine… if you wanna know so badly, I’m not doing very well right now, okay?” He sounded defensive.

Nori tisked. “Mmm-hmm. Exactly what I’m talkin’ about.” She teased.

Khan scoffed.

“Nori, please… I’m not in the mood right now.. just leave me alone.”

Khan turned around with his arms crossed over his chest and walked a few steps away.

A short moment of silence followed.

Nori chuckled softly. She walked up to Khan and hugged him from behind.

“No need to go full-edge on me, big man. You know you don’t have to be ‘ the tough guy ’ around me.” She said.

Khan tried to take a breath in, but instead, it hitched. He put a hand over his mouth.

Well, shit. He did not mean to make that sound…

“And you said you were doing just fine, huh?” Nori said.

Khan blushed. Ashamed, but he paid no attention to Nori’s teasing.

“N-Nori, I-I c-can’t j-just—“

“It’s okay. I don’t mind.” Nori cut Khan off—knowing exactly what he was going to say without even finishing his sentence.

Khan felt the lump form in his throat. He finally gave in and released his tears— not even sobbing, just.. allowing them to flow.

Khan sighed.

“I-I’m sorry I just…I’ve been… really stressed out lately… cause I’m really busy and....”

His voice cracked.

“I’ve been.. feeling so tired… but.... sleep doesn’t feel like it’s helping.. a-anymore.... and.... I-I don’t know what to do....”

Nori lifted her head.

“It sounds like to me that you’re feeling a little burnt out.” She said, “You’ve been focusing on nothing but your work, why not focus on yourself for a little while? You deserve a break. Don't cha think?”

Khan sniffed. “I… I guess so, but… I can’t...”

Nori raised a brow. “Why not?” She asked.

“Cause I… I-I dunno.. I just… It’s important and.... there are people counting on me.. a-and I don’t even have the time for myself.” Khan replied.

“You’re thinking too hard, dummy.” Nori chuckled softly. She gave Khan one last gentle squeeze before pulling away.

“Some days are just harder than others… And that’s okay!” Nori added. She stepped in front of Khan.

“Hows’ about this?” Nori began.

“You take it easy for the rest of the day, and tomorrow you can take the day off.”

Khan flinched. “B-But I-!!”

“No buts!!” Nori interrupted. “Your well-being is more important! Got that..?” Her tone softened a bit on those last two words.

“Okay.” Khan sighed.

“Good.” Nori smiled. “Now would ya stop crying already??!”

Nori wiped underneath Khan’s eyes.

“Sorry, Sorry! I can’t help it sometimes.” Khan chuckled awkwardly.

Nori raised a playful brow and held a slight, cocky smirk on her face.

Fin~

chrys fucking killing a man :3

George Lovelace was worthy and the Mortal Cup can go fuck itself