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Day 4: Protector

Summary: During what seemed like an easy case, things escalate, and Charmy finds himself as the last member of Team Chaotix standing. With his teammates taken hostage and himself being severely outnumbered, it's up to Charmy to complete the case and get his family back.

This was supposed to be a simple one-shot, but it turned into a three-chapter fic so fast. I like it though!

Day 2: Teamwork

Sometimes teamwork is cracking down a case; sometimes it's counting up rent.

tumblr absolutely destroyed this image

NO LITERALLY IVE BEEN SAYIN SINCE FOREVER AINT NO WAY SHE WAS RUNNIN AND JUMPIN AND CLIMBING AND KICKING AND SCRAMBLIN WITH THEM DAMN HEELS GOIN A CLICKIDY CLICK CLICK. HOW DO YOU EVEN RUN IN HEELS ITS SO HARD. ITS NOT EVEN A BUCKELD OR LACED HEEL ITS JUST HANGIN ON. HER HEELS BE BOLTED ONTO HER FEET. THE BOAT LACKED AND THE SHOES WON LIKE HOWWWW

So I return and it appears to me like I made some bangers

uhh hello new people :)

FUCK CAL. ME AND THE HOMIES HATE CAL❗

116 pages of shit-all-first-draft done fuck yeah.

My pretty boy; Erebus!

Erebus, in Greek religion, the god of a dark region of the underworld and the personification of darkness. -The Internet

I caught a Shiny Event Umbreon and an Event Espeon!

Ultra balled that motherfucker. Both of 'em.

And I caught a Venipede (now named Kaneki)

I caught a Shiny Event Umbreon and an Event Espeon!

Ultra balled that motherfucker. Both of 'em.

And I caught a Venipede (now named Kaneki)

By the way if you comment on a post meant to compliment a group and reply "___ is beautiful too" then I will beat the shit out of you.

If you comment on a post praising brown eyes that other eye colours are beautiful too then I am going to kill you I am going to murder you I am going to spray brown lead paint in your eyes and blind you then I'm going to edit your comments to talk about how stupid and ugly your original eye colour was

If you comment on a post about women that men exist too I am going to rip off your penis, turn it inside out, and drill a hole into you and place it back in you and attach your balls to your nipples you fucking loser

If you comment on an intersex post about perisex people I am going to mangle your genitals and put you in a public restroom at a church and you will be forced to survive the slurs they call you

If you comment on a post about autism acceptance to focus on neurotypicals too I don't even care about a creative method I'm just going to hit you with a really large bat

Please the way you fed me with that Eremin ask I'm so full!!!! Ugh, I love jealous bratty Armin and dom Eren so much. If you do end up writing more I always have room for dessert 👀

I just came from a great chair class and I'm feeling good so let's go—

happy eating, anon @ringpop-poppy @johnsrevelation

Eren means it when he says he loves both of his babies equally. He loves the punishing pucker of his baby boy's ass and he loves the warm, sucking silk of his honey's pussy. So Eren absolutely means it when he looks down at his baby girl, who's sobbing hysterically from the overstimulation, and the feral bare of Aremin's teeth, and says that he doesn't know who looks better. Fuck, he's sure that this is will seared in his memory permanently. The drooly gape of your mouth, Armin's urgent grunting, and the damp slap of skin almost seems to be happening in slow motion, with Eren's cock thrusting up into Armin as the impetus of it all.

"Doesn't our honey's pussy feel good, baby boy?" Eren growls into Armin's ear, eyeing the way your arousal has slicked all the way Armin's nipples. "Doesn't it make you wanna lose your mind?"

"Yeah," Armin grits out, thumbing your nipples and grinning at the way you twitch and gasp helplessly. "Ugh, yeah, fuck this pussy, Daddy, fuck our pussies."

Eren swears, and snaps his teeth against Armin's shoulder. "Squeeze baby girl's throat, choke this bitch out."

Your eyes fly open as Armin fists the base of your throat hard, and your pussy squeezes so naughty and nasty that Armin sucks in a breath like he's been the one choked out and jerks his cock back. It still doesn't matter—you're outright drooling and crying as you cum for the umpteenth time, and Armin finally, finally blows his load, babbling a garbled chant of "fuck, fuck, fuck, oh daddy, pussy, pussy, pussy so nasty, fuckkk—"

Eren's ass flexes five, six, seven more times before he shoves hard at Armin's back, cumming in him with a victorious hiss. "See? Always listen to Daddy."

I JUST SAW AN AD FOR ‘MORBIUS’ AND I’M SHOOK.

IT’S COMING OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY, YA’LL. I HAVE HIGH HOPES FOR THIS SHIT.

Disney, don’t you dare let me down-

I wrote an entire headcanon list for the upcoming Christmas, but my computer decided to be a dick and shut down before I could post it.

...

I’m not rewriting it. It took too long to do it the first time.

Incorrect quotes:

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtEZYEnHpN8)

Joker: I don't fucking like you.

Jonathan: What?

Joker: I said I don't fucking like you.

Jonathan: You don't like me???

Joker: No.

*Jonathan tries to keep himself from laughing. It doesn't work. Joker just gives him a death glare.*

Jonathan, laughing: I'm sorry-!

Joker: ...

Jonathan: What? *Puts on a sad face* *It doesn't last.* *He's laughing again.*

Jonathan, still laughing: Bitch, I don't give a fuck-!

Making me sound like a fucken farmhand 💀💀

Nah but fr country/rural air >>> city air but have you seen how many fuCKING TREES THERE ARE

I'm allergic to the country !!!

i hate that like in order to feel healthy i need to wake up at like 7 am every day cause thats when my antihistamines run out and if i oversleep then my allergies be like HI SUCK MY DICK BITCH :/

i hate that like in order to feel healthy i need to wake up at like 7 am every day cause thats when my antihistamines run out and if i oversleep then my allergies be like HI SUCK MY DICK BITCH :/

late night low quality doodles i did on a discord call.

VIP Service

author: Zorina

summary:

“If you’re going to laugh at me, at least wait until after I’ve taken your order. Hurry it up, I’m not the girl from Di-nya Dash.” Idia grumbled, snapping his fingers for emphasis.

“You suck so bad at this.” Leona chuckled. “How are you not freaking out right now? You must've been talking to strangers all day.”

“Once every hour Azul lets me hide in the storage room and have a quick panic attack, and when I’m on the floor I’m just disassociating and reading from a script Ortho wrote.” Idia answered, voice completely flat and humorless. “I don’t feel anything anymore. Anymeow.”

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The Mostro Lounge turns into a maid cafe for the weekend. Idia gets roped into it and Leona is insufferable.

DISCLAIMER:

I NO LONGER DO THIS AND NEVER WILL AGAIN

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When I joined the fandom in June or July of 2020, I used to ship Tommy and Tubbo.

I mainly fell out of the ship due to the lack of content made by the fandom at the time - luckily for me now, but also due to the bad rep of shipping minors that I was exposed to.

THANK FUCK!!!

Anyways, before I reached the DSMP fandom, I was in and out of fandoms where the characters were fictional, except The Phandom (I shipped Dan and Phil but I was like 12 and didn’t everyone tbh), so joining the fandom was majorly different than I was used to. I was in the minecraft fandom before the drop and sadly left because of fear of bullying so a lot had changed since I was a child and I had never really shipped people at that age.

I’m saying this because I dunno, I just wanted to. You probably didn’t care but if you currently ship Tommy and Tubbo then put yourself in their shoes.

You and your best friend play video games in front of thousands of people, you’ve never even thought of them in any other light than platonic, then suddenly you’re being told by people of all ages telling you both that you should be in a relationship and are drawing/writing stuff about you being together. Keep in mind that you don’t know these people. Stranger danger. How would you feel? Creeped out? Uncomfortable? If you think it’s cute or endearing then possibly think about how you feel towards your friend.